Festive Dons Chants

[Dynamo]

someone who leads a "life", with the style and attitude that 99% of folk on here do, have absolutely no rhyme (THATS humour) nor reason to be attempting to question anything or joke about anything the 1% of folk on here do/say

 

 

So you're saying we're better than the rest, and they won't understand? Can we at least offer an olive branch?

[Henry]

I think the marriage proposal may have gone badly.

[tup]

youre the worst of the lot

 

[Tommy]

 

if i were you id haud yer wheesht, old man

 

 

 

 

Careful, I've see a picture of you.

[tup]

At least your chin will be handy for cracking walnuts on Christmas Day MT min.

[Karl Fletcher]

Christ Frankie, did she say no or something?

[snoyl]

As a proud member of M.U.G, I can sadly say MT has lost the plot in the best way he knows how!

 

BOOM!

[Tommy]

no, i slept in and have something i need to do, but havent fully awoken yet to start it

 

im warming up on here

 

 

ok, you can apologise for your unusual behaviour when you are warmed up.

 

Then we can all be friends.

[tup]

To be fair, had I woken up to the realisation I lived in a slum in the middle of weegieland on a grim winter's morning, there's a fair chance I'd be in a stinker of a mood as well.

[Tommy]

apologise?

 

APOLOGISE?

 

 

Aye.

 

APOLOGISE

[ollie1903]

youre the worst of the lot, but not for the reasons you'd like

 

you are genuinely, very, very unattractive

 

not so much the fact you're bald, as that can sometimes look distinctive, as bruce willis proves, or the bad guy out of the titanic (now)

 

however, its the fact your face is too small for your head, scrunched up like the baddy out of bugs bunny

 

in fact, was his name now, quite aptly, elmer fud?

Frunkie has finally tipped over the precipice.

 

 

Careful, I've see a picture of you.

[Stoney]

To be fair, had I woken up to the realisation I lived in a slum in the middle of weegieland on a grim winter's morning, there's a fair chance I'd be in a stinker of a mood as well.

 

theres a fair chance i'd not be wakening up at all. Fuck that

[tommo1903]

MT, do you actually take steroids?

 

Genuine question.

[robbojunior]

depends if you can suitably prove you're of the minority on here

 

Do you honestly think you know anything about anyone on here based purely on what they post? Everyone is on the fucking wind up on here. Including you I am sure.

Or at least I hope, because if you're like this in real life you're a fucking bell end.

[tup]

I have it on good authority that he is indeed a bellend.

 

There's only one Jamie Winter

One Jamie Winter

Waddling along

Too out of breath to manage a song

Walking in a Winter wonderland.

[robbojunior]

In the brain, he is lacking,

takes the roids, just needs a slapping,

head like a melon, won't take a telling,

Millertimes a cock.

[tup]

We three kings of Loriston are

One in a taxi, one in a car

One on a scooter

Beeping his hooter

Following yonder planning application mannie from the council

[robbojunior]

Rockin around Pittod-er-ie,

Cos we're gonna win the league

Jonny Hayes dancing merrily,

past defenders easily

 

Osbourne's gonna break you if you try and, run away

Niall McGinn scores with a volley,

What a cross from young Shaughnessy!

 

Rocking around Pittod-er-ie,

As the snow falls on the reds

If you get a corner, dearie me,

expect a snowball on your head.

 

Langfield may be prone to drop a clanger, yes indeed

But Ando clears up on his own,

Be better off with a traffic cone!

[Macca]

Rockin around Pittod-er-ie,

Cos we're gonna win the league

Jonny Hayes dancing merrily,

past defenders easily

 

Osbourne's gonna break you if you try and, run away

Niall McGinn scores with a volley,

What a cross from young Shaughnessy!

 

Rocking around Pittod-er-ie,

As the snow falls on the reds

If you get a corner, dearie me,

expect a snowball on your head.

 

Langfield may be prone to drop a clanger, yes indeed

But Ando clears up on his own,

Be better off with a traffic cone!

 

 

Tremendous!

 

With regard the other goings on in the thread...Reckon Jeremy Kyle would do a "I HAD A BREAKDOWN ON AN ONLINE FOOTBALL FORUM" show?

[dj_bollocks]

While Weegies argued

Who was best

And cashed their giros in

The mighty Dons of Aberdeen

Scored goals from Niall McGinn

[dj_bollocks]

While Weegies argued

Who was best

And cashed their giros in

The mighty Dons of Aberdeen

Scored goals from Niall McGinn

 

The Hibs and Hearts

have HIV

And Dundee teams are gay

Here comes another pinpoint cross

from mighty Jonny Hayes

 

Ross County, Saints and ICT

They are the Diddy Teams

There's one team that I love the most

And that is Aberdeen

 

Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen etc...

[360]

Jingle bells, bluto smells

He's shat himself again

He downed a beer, to impress his peers,

Next week it'll be the same

oh

[fine-n-dandy]

Dundeh is a fuckin shithole

Dundeh is a fuckin shithole

Dundeh is a fuckin shithole

& it smells like your mum

 

Second verse

 

Your sisters a whore

& you've shagged her for sure

Dundeh is a fuckin shithole

& it smells like your mum

 

For Dundee away before New Year.

 

Gonna be offshore & gutted to miss this one

[Crossbow]

Niall McGinn, the Angels did say

Was for certain poor shepherds down Pittodrie way

In fields where they lay keeping their sheep

On a cold winter's night that was so deep.

Niall, Niall, Niall, Niall

Cheers for the goals to the Aberdeen!

 

They looked up and saw the star

Shining in the North beyond them far

And to the scum it gave great fright

And on he went scoring day and night.

Niall, Niall, Niall, Niall

Cheers for the goals to the Aberdeen!

[Top Cat]

Christmas time, Millertime does whine,

His bird's only went, and said no this time,

His dad's back's on fire,

His chin's big as three,

It's time to rejoice that we're not MT,

[fine-n-dandy]

Do you think MillerTime is a half MT or a half fool kind of guy?

[vanderark14]

Christmas time, Millertime does whine,

His bird's only went, and said no this time,

His dad's back's on fire,

His chin's big as three,

It's time to rejoice that we're not MT,

 

 

best on so far and it rhymes so MT will like it

[Coopy100]

Mt stop being a whiney bitch.

 

 

 

Repeat until fade.

[Pudgie]

You know she said no.

You know she said noo-oo-oo.

Millertime, you know she said no!

[MURRA]

You better watch out

You better not cry

You'll get knocked out

I'm telling you why

Isaac Osbourne's coming to town

 

He's making a hit list

He'll hack and slide;

He's gonna find out Who's a little shite

Isaac Osbourne's coming to town

 

 

He sees you when you're cheating

He knows when you're fake

He knows if you're a tim or hun

So be good for goodness sake!

O!

You better watch out!

You better not cry

You'll get knocked out

I'm telling you why

Isaac Osbourne's coming to town

Isaac Osbourne is cominnng to tooown!!!!

 

 

 

Fair tricket with my wee song. hopefully get it sung at a few games . :flag: