Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: And you were in the audience with oldies on their day out Ha ha. I was in another part of the studio. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Just now, BrianFaePerth said: Fluffing Richard in his dressing room? ??. Never had that opportunity min, but I spoke to Mr. Whiteley on a number of occasions. Poor bastard died 6 months later. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Ha ha. I was in another part of the studio. Fluffing Richard in his dressing room? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ??. Never had that opportunity min, but I spoke to Mr. Whiteley on a number of occasions. Poor bastard died 6 months later. Your atrocious luck rubbed off on him. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Dad said: Here Bri - you're a thran Deary me. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: She's a lovely quine. Had the pleasure of meeting her the once. You sure it wasn’t Anne Robinson ? You’re eyesight is not 100% Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Your atrocious luck rubbed off on him. Poor cunt inhaled my breath (at a distance of course?) and by the following June, Mr. Whiteley was broon breed. Nae luck min. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 57 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: You sure it wasn’t Anne Robinson ? You’re eyesight is not 100% ??. She wiz on the other channel at the time. "Goodbye!"? 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Poor cunt inhaled my breath (at a distance of course?) and by the following June, Mr. Whiteley was broon breed. Nae luck min. He was probably killed by inhaling your poisonous words about black people. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Nicholas Witchell. Is there a more pathetic, subservient, snivelling wee cunt than him on TV? When the Queen snuffs it later this year, put this cunt in the coffin with her. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: He was probably killed by inhaling your poisonous words about black people. ?. He was in agreement with me about that as there are plenty minor ethnics living in Leeds. "You hardly see a white down here, Richard min." "I feel a stranger in my own territory, MAD". However, I had a ethnic pick me up fae Leeds Central Station and drop me off at my digs, and vice versa. No gun or knife pulled on me during either journey. Harmony and respect. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Nicholas Witchell. Is there a more pathetic, subservient, snivelling wee cunt than him on TV? When the Queen snuffs it later this year, put this cunt in the coffin with her. He's still missing Margaret Roberts who died in 2013. Still hasn't come to terms with it. Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Celtic fans addressing folk as "Bhoys" or "Ghirls" Probably the saddest/cringy thing in the world. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Zeus said: Celtic fans addressing folk as "Bhoys" or "Ghirls" Probably the saddest/cringy thing in the world. Prefer Carlsberg, especially the Export. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Fair doos min. Nae everyone gets my attempt at humour. Think about one of Denmark's greatest creation bar Peter Kjaer, Henning Boel, Jens Petersen, Linse Kessler, and Malene Espensen. @Zeus Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Im half cut and a bitty simple tbf Bacon? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 I’ll go for a drink with you Zeus Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 52 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: I’ll go for a drink with you Zeus Haircut second date. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Everycunt clapping on Top of the Pops in 1992 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 49 minutes ago, Ramandu said: Zeus will come good. Only if you whisper "hullo ma dearie" in his ear whilst tickling his baws. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Decent year What songs? Ebenezer Goode, Das Boot and Doctor Alban the highlights Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: #memories don’t see your problem It's just the clapping. One of those "once you notice it" things. I'm more chilled now though. Smoked a one skinner, half a dozen guinness, ate about a kilo of boiled ham fae the butcher, jobs a good 'un Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: I’ll go for a drink with you Zeus Who wants a meeting Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 31 minutes ago, Roberto said: I've had a pint with Zeus. Fridge would happily buy Zeus a pint. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Fridge would happily buy Putin a pint, he's that kind of guy. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: I last clapped my hands when the guffs got beat in the Euro final I near enough hit the ceiling, you'd think Scotland had just won the final. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 19 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Nicholas Witchell. Is there a more pathetic, subservient, snivelling wee cunt than him on TV? When the Queen snuffs it later this year, put this cunt in the coffin with her. Aye, he's a right weasel looking toadying prick. He used to be a serious journalist as well, fronted the 6 o'clock news, breakfast TV, was lead reporter at Zeebrugge and Lockerbie. He must occasionally reflect on his life and think "what the fuck am I doing this shit for?", then decides that £100k plus a year and all expenses paid trips to the Caribbean, during the winter makes up for the loss of dignity. 1 Link to comment
pocrawred Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 8 hours ago, shut up meg said: Aye, he's a right weasel looking toadying prick. He used to be a serious journalist as well, fronted the 6 o'clock news, breakfast TV, was lead reporter at Zeebrugge and Lockerbie. He must occasionally reflect on his life and think "what the fuck am I doing this shit for?", then decides that £100k plus a year and all expenses paid trips to the Caribbean, during the winter makes up for the loss of dignity. Cunts prince edwards besty min.... bint as a £4 note. Link to comment
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