Pet Hates

[Poodler]

When birds (not my own, she knows better) call you 'hun'

 

 

Ok hun. No bother hun.

 

GADS

[manboobs109]

Cunts that are snide about money. Not grippy cunts just sneaky, lying, 'I'll transfer it tomorrow' type cunts.

[Parklife]

And fatties, right?

No, obviously not.

[StandFree1982]

The below link is another example a moron doing a moronic thing and a company being sued because they didn't have a sign saying "don't do moronic, really obviously ridiculous thing"

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49016151

 

In the example above, some guy stuck his head of a train window and died. The company didn't have a sign displayed clearly enough saying "don't be a fucking idiot and stick your head out of a moving train window",

 

 

Also see :

 

• People suing companies for them tripping over shit
• People suing companies for falling down the stairs as there wasn't a sign saying "hold the fucking handrail"
• People suing companies because they got fat because the company didn't explicitly say "This big fucking greasy burger contains shit loads of fat and calories...who'd have fucking guessed?!"
• People suing SatNav companies because they got into an accident after they followed the instructions, even though they are out of date and clearly taking them into a field/wall/one way street that would have been signed.

 

It's 2019 and people aren't able to take responsibility for their own actions anymore. 

[eeps]

The below link is another example a moron doing a moronic thing and a company being sued because they didn't have a sign saying "don't do moronic, really obviously ridiculous thing"

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49016151

 

In the example above, some guy stuck his head of a train window and died. The company didn't have a sign displayed clearly enough saying "don't be a fucking idiot and stick your head out of a moving train window",

 

 

Also see :

 

• People suing companies for them tripping over shit
• People suing companies for falling down the stairs as there wasn't a sign saying "hold the fucking handrail"
• People suing companies because they got fat because the company didn't explicitly say "This big fucking greasy burger contains shit loads of fat and calories...who'd have fucking guessed?!"
• People suing SatNav companies because they got into an accident after they followed the instructions, even though they are out of date and clearly taking them into a field/wall/one way street that would have been signed.

It's 2019 and people aren't able to take responsibility for their own actions anymore.

Also huge numbers of people suing the NHS, costing it many millions per year

[Poodler]

The below link is another example a moron doing a moronic thing and a company being sued because they didn't have a sign saying "don't do moronic, really obviously ridiculous thing"

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49016151

 

In the example above, some guy stuck his head of a train window and died. The company didn't have a sign displayed clearly enough saying "don't be a fucking idiot and stick your head out of a moving train window",

 

 

Also see :

 

• People suing companies for them tripping over shit
• People suing companies for falling down the stairs as there wasn't a sign saying "hold the fucking handrail"
• People suing companies because they got fat because the company didn't explicitly say "This big fucking greasy burger contains shit loads of fat and calories...who'd have fucking guessed?!"
• People suing SatNav companies because they got into an accident after they followed the instructions, even though they are out of date and clearly taking them into a field/wall/one way street that would have been signed.

It's 2019 and people aren't able to take responsibility for their own actions anymore.

 

Boy shagged trains aswell. He should've known better

[manboobs109]

Also huge numbers of people suing the NHS, costing it many millions per year

You've got to have that though, it's the only thing that keeps the dodgy cunts honest.

[eeps]

You've got to have that though, it's the only thing that keeps the dodgy cunts honest.

There's plenty bent lawyers raking in vast amounts from no win no fee claims

[Studebaker-90]

Nae this conversation again

[strachanmcgheegoal]

That’s the bit I didn’t understand too. It’s like saying I’m a scaffolder so I stepped off just to see what all the fuss was about.

[eeps]

Nae this conversation again

What was the conclusion last time?

[Studebaker-90]

Thank fuck for lawyers as most cops are bent

[eeps]

Thank fuck for lawyers as most cops are bent

Ta, that's saved us some time

[eeps]

Hud on, I was defending lawyers in a discussion with moobs on another topic the other day. Freaky.

[Studebaker-90]

Aye that’s the one I was talking about min. Keep up.

[eeps]

Aye that’s the one I was talking about min. Keep up.

 

[Studebaker-90]

The stupidity of women

 

Bed time in the house hold and she’s still watching telly. Comes through to the bedroom with the tv still on. “You not going to switch that off?” Her “I couldn’t find the remote so I can’t”. Right then, that’s your solution is it? Just go to bed with the telly blaring all night?

[Poodler]

HH

 

Tv oot window

[Torry Tosser]

Pikey bastards leaving their crap everywhere when they fuck off to somewhere else...Should be allowed to shoot the bastards.

[For Fecks Sake]

Pikey bastards leaving their crap everywhere when they fuck off to somewhere else...Should be allowed to shoot the bastards.

Racist!

 

These 'travellers' are part of the countrysides heritage don't you know and if they want to dump a ton of garden rubbish, that they may have conned some vulnerable pensioner out of £1,000 for doing a half arsed job for, in a picturesque location then they should be allowed to.

 

Besides its never ever the group of travellers that have just vacated a camp that leaves the mess behind, no sir other people must have came along and dumped rubbish in that very same spot in order to give travellers a bad name.

[Torry Tosser]

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[Torry Tosser]

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[BrianFaePerth]

Tarmac your droive sur.

 

Was amazed when pikeys arrived in Norway a few years back to do driveways. People down the road from us fell for their jolly jovial Irish banter by the way and were done over.

 

The feds hassled them out of the country but not before numerous lawyers defended their right to be thieving bastards as it’s their heritage.

[shut up meg]

Pikey bastards leaving their crap everywhere when they fuck off to somewhere else...Should be allowed to shoot the bastards.

 

[shut up meg]

Followed up by a cut out and keep apology

 

[Bluto10]

Viz is ace

[Torry Tosser]

Pikeys though are non gypsy travellers....Just cunts who have opted out of paying for anything.

Imagine if you dumped broken fridges in a playing field...Fined right away,them cunts gone.

[For Fecks Sake]

Followed up by a cut out and keep apology

 

If I remember correctly they also followed it up with 'the honest gypsies' cartoon of someone selling lucky Heather for 50p which someone bought only for the gypsy to return saying she forgot to give them the correct change

[shut up meg]

If I remember correctly they also followed it up with 'the honest gypsies' cartoon of someone selling lucky Heather for 50p which someone bought only for the gypsy to return saying she forgot to give them the correct change

 

 

Nice touch with the tax disc.

[Hewitt a the pies]

You never hear of fat slags wanting an apology