Studebaker-90 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Says the cunt that fucking moans endlessly about -1'sMoaning about -1'sLol-1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 -1Slugs, Swindon lot, kettle over pub, blah de blah de fuckin blah 2 Link to comment
eeps Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 In a glass then glass the barmaid. Idiot.Soz Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I sense a resigned tone at the current state of the Hat there son; missing the old days or summat?Aye man. Without coming over all Tuppy it's lost it's edge. Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I don't know if this is a pet hate, since I only encountered it once. People who jizz on the flushing handle of a toilet. Went to some Middle Eastern restaurant on Friday, at some point during the night I went to take a pish. There's one urinal and one cubical, so since some lad was standing taking a pish at the urinal I took the ladies choice and walked into the cubical. Having finished my pish I reach over to push the button, only to discover that some fool cunt of a cunt had had a wank in the bogs and jizzed all over the tank and the handle. Now while that in itself was bad enough, there was no fucking way in Hell I was flushing that toilet, so I walked out of the cubical to wash my hands. Immediately the situation is made worse as some lad darted into the cubical behind me. He was met with the sight of my pish in the toilet and, to all intents and purposes, my jizz all over the fucking cistern. Obviously the real culprit is anonymous, but if it was one of you cunts then just clean up your loveblobs after you've finished, eh? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Aye man. Without coming over all Tuppy it's lost it's edge.Be the man to lead the revival then. Link to comment
eeps Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Aye man. Without coming over all Tuppy it's lost it's edge.The life cycles of fitba forums The nostalgic phase. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Aye man. Without coming over all Tuppy it's lost it's edge.Assume that is sarcasm. We are currently planning legal advice as to how to abuse Ricksen to the max without getting anyone arrested and glassing barmaids. What else are you wanting? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Funny you mention Tup He text me earlier. Watching the forum from afar He's marked a few cards He also glassed the barmaid in the wick hotel last night Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Tup would be good to get acunt wound up. Others we miss are @@RAZOR@@Millertime@boxyasc@swordoftruth We’ve been swamped with fucking pansies @@Parklife who simply don’t understand Aberdeen humourDo we? @@cow @@CripTank @@rumpus for me Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Assume that is sarcasm. We are currently planning legal advice as to how to abuse Ricksen to the max without getting anyone arrested and glassing barmaids. What else are you wanting?Oh look at us, we're so controversial. It's too forced. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Tup would be good to get acunt wound up. Others we miss are @@RAZOR@@Millertime@boxyasc@swordoftruth We’ve been swamped with fucking pansies @@Parklife who simply don’t understand Aberdeen humourYour whole fantasist, loser persona is actually just "humour"? Maybe I've got you all wrong, Lisa Lashes. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Funny you mention Tup He's marked a few cardsNever took him for a golfer. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Be the change you want to see in the hat. Grays Babylon 2019.I've tried man. I banned the 'loved him in Cheers' shit but that's openly flouted, the fucking Office chat is murderous and I've made that abundantly clear, the chat about who's more of a cunt to their missus has run it's course and I've made that clear, what more can I do. If I can give up moaning about Muslims and abortions you cunts can wrap up the other shit surely? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 That's my whole act I'd be beige without it Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Och I'm just having a moan. Ignore me. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Ricksen stuff is cringeworthy IMO. Men over 25 should know betterWe all agree Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I've tried man. I banned the 'loved him in Cheers' shit but that's openly flouted, the fucking Office chat is murderous and I've made that abundantly clear, the chat about who's more of a cunt to their missus has run it's course and I've made that clear, what more can I do. If I can give up moaning about Muslims and abortions you cunts can wrap up the other shit surely?What would you like to discuss moobs? Start up a new thread Link to comment
eeps Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Folk that call themselves a cunt like it's a great quality. Boy did it last night to me while having a smoke outside the local, I said he was more of a twat than a cunt, fair melted his wee brain. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 What would you like to discuss moobs? Start up a new threadFuck that shit. I'll stick to moaning about other cunts shit. I was thinking about 'what's your favourite 3rd song on an album that everycunt thinks is shit but I'm such a fucking muso I think it's great' but thought it might be too much fun my balls would drop off. 3 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Fuck that shit. I'll stick to moaning about other cunts shit. I was thinking about 'what's your favourite 3rd song on an album that everycunt thinks is shit but I'm such a fucking muso I think it's great' but thought it might be too much fun my balls would drop off. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Mantits is fair on one tonight. Too much baccy in his joints. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Where else was he meant to jizz? Perfectly good tiled wall on three sides he could have spooged on. Instead he deliberately chose to ejac on the fucking flusher. Cuntish behaviour of the very highest order . Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Remember seeing on twitter a few years ago, someone had spunked on a grounded bird(avian*). The Internet, isn't it. *love the master race Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Is Spooge the yank word for spunk? Never heard that before. That means that that mad junkie dude that got squashed by the cash machine in Breaking Bad (Spooge) was named after my cock custard. Magic. haha. It is indeed. Spooge (n) Some nasty cunt left their spooge on the flusher (v) I think I'll spooge on the toilet flusher Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 @@BrianFaePerthWhat are you @ing me for? Link to comment
Henry Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Do we? @@cow @@CripTank @@rumpus for meCaptain Cock loves to throw around the royal ‘we’ as if he speaks for the whole forum Link to comment
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