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StandFree1982

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I don't know if this is a pet hate, since I only encountered it once. 

 

People who jizz on the flushing handle of a toilet. 

 

Went to some Middle Eastern restaurant on Friday, at some point during the night I went to take a pish. There's one urinal and one cubical, so since some lad was standing taking a pish at the urinal I took the ladies choice and walked into the cubical. 

 

Having finished my pish I reach over to push the button, only to discover that some fool cunt of a cunt had had a wank in the bogs and jizzed all over the tank and the handle. Now while that in itself was bad enough, there was no fucking way in Hell I was flushing that toilet, so I walked out of the cubical to wash my hands. Immediately the situation is made worse as some lad darted into the cubical behind me. 

 

He was met with the sight of my pish in the toilet and, to all intents and purposes, my jizz all over the fucking cistern. 

 

Obviously the real culprit is anonymous, but if it was one of you cunts then just clean up your loveblobs after you've finished, eh?

 

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Be the change you want to see in the hat.

 

Grays Babylon 2019.

I've tried man. I banned the 'loved him in Cheers' shit but that's openly flouted, the fucking Office chat is murderous and I've made that abundantly clear, the chat about who's more of a cunt to their missus has run it's course and I've made that clear, what more can I do. If I can give up moaning about Muslims and abortions you cunts can wrap up the other shit surely?
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I've tried man. I banned the 'loved him in Cheers' shit but that's openly flouted, the fucking Office chat is murderous and I've made that abundantly clear, the chat about who's more of a cunt to their missus has run it's course and I've made that clear, what more can I do. If I can give up moaning about Muslims and abortions you cunts can wrap up the other shit surely?

What would you like to discuss moobs? Start up a new thread

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What would you like to discuss moobs? Start up a new thread

Fuck that shit. I'll stick to moaning about other cunts shit. I was thinking about 'what's your favourite 3rd song on an album that everycunt thinks is shit but I'm such a fucking muso I think it's great' but thought it might be too much fun my balls would drop off.

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Fuck that shit. I'll stick to moaning about other cunts shit. I was thinking about 'what's your favourite 3rd song on an album that everycunt thinks is shit but I'm such a fucking muso I think it's great' but thought it might be too much fun my balls would drop off.

 

 

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Guest milne_afc

Remember seeing on twitter a few years ago, someone had spunked on a grounded bird(avian*). The Internet, isn't it.

 

*love the master race

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Is Spooge the yank word for spunk? Never heard that before.

 

That means that that mad junkie dude that got squashed by the cash machine in Breaking Bad (Spooge) was named after my cock custard.

 

Magic. haha.

 

It is indeed. 

 

Spooge 

 

(n) Some nasty cunt left their spooge on the flusher

 

(v) I think I'll spooge on the toilet flusher

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