Split Up / Kids

[ebbe]

It was tongue in cheek given the context of the OP.

Best mum ever is she.

I don't wish she was a cunt. I never would. I'm in very good contact with my daughter's mum and she knows my real feelings about her. Not virtual life, real fucking life.

I couldn't care who reads my musings but clearly you are PBG.

Is it affecting your life? Bothering You? If not... then calm down lad.

Bee.Bonnet.

Aaron Lennon.

Fuck off.

You’ve got me there subliminally.

 

Mon the Aaron

[ebbe]

Mines was a tough love post. Make of it that you will.

 

The Aaron Lennon song was easy because I can relate to the troubled little man.

[manboobs109]

Gay thread imo

[ebbe]

Not good to read.

All the best to you min.

Wise up. And cheers. This isn’t a sympathy exercise, it was an an extended hand albeit an aggressive een. I’m fine, I snapped out of being a fantisist when I realised no/one gave a shit. Probably about 9 years ago next week.

[ebbe]

Care to explain why? Frigo has reached out for some advice and the hat has provided support. In true hat style an unconnected argument has broken out between rubber toe & the big Dane which has been good reading

Love you brother

[manboobs109]

Care to explain why? Frigo has reached out for some advice and the hat has provided support. In true hat style an unconnected argument has broken out between rubber toe & the big Dane which has been good reading

Don't ask me questions you fucking plum.

[ebbe]

All hail Kenneth Blade.

[Poodler]

All hail Kenneth Blade.

He should be on the train on the 29th. At least on a tshirt

[ebbe]

He can come on the chopper.

[Mr blackie]

^^^

Loved 7 hours in a bathroom

[Dusk( 2 Stars )Don]

One thing I can say, you are on a forum asking for advice my advice is get of froms and sort yer shit out

[reekie_dock]

One thing I can say, you are on a forum asking for advice my advice is get of froms and sort yer shit out

That’s nae entirely true

 

Poodler’s Surgry thread had quicker waiting time than the NHS

[Geoff_Tipps]

Jeremy Kyle. Lie detector. Christmas Special. Winner takes all.

[Bluto10]

Thought about all that shit in my late 20’ Dad min, but it just got in the way of my day to day life. Getting rows and shit all the time because I like drinking and taking drugs (she hated drugs) I just love a good time.

Luckily I have chosen wisely now and have taught this one how to drink and she’s just as good (if not better) at taking drugs. Moans very little (she knows not to)

Kids? Wise up - you seen the state of the world? Less stress just having a dog as a son.

seedless?

[BrianFaePerth]

seedless?

You boys finally have something in common

[Bluto10]

wot bout you Bri-meister?

 

Youd be a great role model\father figure

 

 

LOL

[BWG]

You gotta do what makes your girls happy.

If you don’t see them on the big day? It’s shite for you, but as shite as that is (and it is) you gotta just suck that shit up and do whatever it is so you can see them over the festive period, and do something to rock their world. You gotta take it casual though, but make sure they have the time of their lives.

That way, the girls are happy and you’re father of the year.

If not, buy some gaviscon, hire a limo and drive to the suburbs of Edinburgh.

Either way, document it heavily online for bored cunts trying to relive their youth, we all appreciate it.

This post started off as seemingly quite heartfelt and almost like the topic had struck a chord with you, then progressively devolved into classic dave_min territory. +1.

[BrianFaePerth]

wot bout you Bri-meister?

 

Youd be a great role model\father figure

 

 

LOL

That eh am. Thanks for asking.

[shut up meg]

He can come on the chopper.

 

Settle, @@Dad just had a mini stroke there.

 

[shut up meg]

On the ball today pops.

[Sonoftherock]

I see my mates (poor cunts) settling down with a family in some shit village in a house/street that looks like millions of others - just because that’s what they think they have to do

 

Drive to work every day, drive back, watch tv, bed and repeat

 

That’s not a life (for me anyway)

 

 

Great post Mobby... you are not the only one who finds the thought of that life incredibly depressing!

[Poodler]

I see my mates (poor cunts) settling down with a family in some shit village in a house/street that looks like millions of others - just because that’s what they think they have to do

 

Drive to work every day, drive back, watch tv, bed and repeat

 

That’s not a life (for me anyway)

 

My job allows me plenty time off to travel and a have a heck of a good time, and i’ll do that until I keel over.

 

+1

[Redforever86]

Each to their own, life is short and not a rehearsal so do whatever makes you happy

He just describes you didn’t he.

 

3 bedroom semi detached new build, 9-5, gets out for a few pints at the weekend if you’re lucky, trainer collector.

[reekie_dock]

Trainer collectors absolute spastics

[For Fecks Sake]

I see my mates (poor cunts) settling down with a family in some shit village in a house/street that looks like millions of others - just because that’s what they think they have to do

 

Drive to work every day, drive back, watch tv, bed and repeat

 

That’s not a life (for me anyway)

 

My job allows me plenty time off to travel and a have a heck of a good time, and i’ll do that until I keel over.

Each to their own I reckon and if that's settling down in a nondescript estate with the wife and 2.4 kids or living a nomadic lifestyle enjoying the high life then as long as you are happy that's all that should matter.

 

Between my wife and I we have about 4 lots of friends who don't have children and indulge themselves in all manner of activities - from attempting to eat in every michelin star restaurant in the uk, building up a fuck off huge property portfolio or diving all around the world staying in luxury hotels. However despite these activities they all admit that they feel 'something' is missing from their lives and boredom is a massive factor to deal with. Appreciate that may not apply to every 'nomadic' couple out there like.

 

One of the couples recently spit as one of them announced that they did want children after all whereas the other was dead against it. Then again I have a couple of mates going through messy divorces who were married with kids so it can affect everyone regardless of thier personal circumstances or lifestyle choices.

 

Settling down, getting married and having kids will be without doubt one of the best but yet challenging and hardest experiences of your life and while I may not indulge in some of the activities that our 'nomadic' friends do, the wife and I certainly dont live in a nondescript housing estate, still have a healthy social life and travel with the kids on a regular basis,despite me having to do the daily commute and head to bed with a book regularly - but those aspects alone don't sum up who we are or how we live our lives.

 

Nae sure fit I am trying to say other than life is short so do whatever it is that makes you happy and enjoy it while you can. Even better if you can find a partner who enjoys the same stuff as you as well.

 

Right that's me back on the cans

[manboobs109]

It's great having a nipper, just not when you've got a hangover.

[Don Fonte]

It's great having a nipper, just not when you've got a hangover.

Word moobs.

 

Ive the best of both worlds. Ditched the wife so plenty time to get drunk/take drugs/shag sluts.

 

Other half of my time work and have the wee one. Can't complain.

 

Each to their own though. Unless you're a paedo or a hun.

[Parklife]

I see my mates (poor cunts) settling down with a family in some shit village in a house/street that looks like millions of others - just because that’s what they think they have to do

 

Drive to work every day, drive back, watch tv, bed and repeat

 

That’s not a life (for me anyway)

 

My job allows me plenty time off to travel and a have a heck of a good time, and i’ll do that until I keel over.

Fucking spot on. Especially the first part. Fuck that shit.

[Don Fonte]

Birds are for poofs.

Preach

[manboobs109]

Poor mans Boof

Prefer musical chairs