Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Nike. Lol.

 

Adidas. Copa mundial.

You've got a pair of Air Max ya dickhead.

[Chewie37]

Here.

Fuck you wookie chops.

I'm a reformed character these days.

Only inject on special occasions.

Hehe I can’t think why you’re swearing at me

[1903Fitba]

Family members working in the same department or smaller companies.

 

Every time I’ve experience this both are complete fuck wits.

[Fridge]

I had a classic meeting when a husband was presenting forgot to put do not disturb and his wife who worked for the same company posted him an IM with something completely outrageous like “you were a fucking total cunt last night”

 

Popped up in the bottom right of the big screen. Fuck knows how he managed to carry on like nothing happened.

 

I had to pretend I was taking notes for the rest of the meeting as I knew I would lose it if

I caught someone’s eye.

[maryhilldon]

I had a classic meeting when a husband was presenting forgot to put do not disturb and his wife who worked for the same company posted him an IM with something completely outrageous like “you were a fucking total cunt last night”

 

Popped up in the bottom right of the big screen. Fuck knows how he managed to carry on like nothing happened.

 

I had to pretend I was taking notes for the rest of the meeting as I knew I would lose it if

I caught someone’s eye.

You should've just let it all out, pointed and roared with laughter.

[alscotoz]

Arseholes at petrol stations. Fill up, pay, fuck off. Don't fuck around washing your windows, or spend ages in the shop, or even returning to your car and checking your phone.

 

NO. Just fuck off and leave or at least park. Other cunts want to use the pumps. Inconsiderate pricks.

[For Fecks Sake]

Arseholes at petrol stations. Fill up, pay, fuck off. Don't fuck around washing your windows, or spend ages in the shop, or even returning to your car and checking your phone.

 

NO. Just fuck off and leave or at least park. Other cunts want to use the pumps. Inconsiderate pricks.

+1

Add in those who don't go to the empty pump at the front and block anyone else from doing so.

 

In general, too many selfish cunts in the world these days unfortunately.

[The Boofon]

Groups of people out for a meal who insist on paying individually at the till.

 

Just get one person to pay and split it afterwards for fuck sake.

[alscotoz]

+1

Add in those who don't go to the empty pump at the front and block anyone else from doing so.

 

In general, too many selfish cunts in the world these days unfortunately.

 

[Poodler]

Folk touching the belly button

 

Psychopaths

 

Feels horrible

[Chewie37]

It bugs fuck out of me when folk hand you money and put it down in front of you rather than put it in your hand. Cunts

[Chewie37]

Strangely, that upsets me too

Especially if my hand is open waiting for it to be put back where it came from

Yeah that, ruins my mood

[maryhilldon]

It bugs fuck out of me when folk hand you money and put it down in front of you rather than put it in your hand. Cunts

That's most Paki shops. Don't even want to touch a dirty infidels hand. Maybe just me?

[Fridge]

Diet wankers. Bought a pint and the barman who was about 10 stone overweight said I’m not really feeling carbs today to some bird.

 

You clearly have been you fat dick, either embrace your obesity due to copious pints and burgers or do something about it.

[Poodler]

Two Andy Fordhams

[dazzy_deff]

Cunts that use umbrellas in the sun.

 

Fuck off and buy some cream or a massive sombrero.

 

Or stay inside.

 

In fact umbrellas in general can fuck off.. Unless Rihanna is somehow involved...

 

Cunts do that in Aussie land you Aussie dingo dobbers? They can probably afford sun cream. Spoiled cunts.

@@Quagmire you standing for this disgusting lambasting of umbrellas?

[elephantstone78]

Did someone mention trainers

Haha.

 

Couples working together.

Fuck that. Seems a good idea when ur in the honeymoon phase, doing it all the time , on desks in store cupboards etc. That quickly fades into soul crushing monotony. Imagine seeing them all day. Every fucking day. How was your day? You should know you were right beside all the fucking time. I would imagine taking a shit would be the only respite and would take longer and longer each day

[elephantstone78]

If my good lady reads this it obviously doesn’t apply to you. You would be a pleasure to work alongside it’s just a shame we are not in the same line of work.

Ps don’t look on pissed yourself thread.

[manboobs109]

Quite a cool thing to do before you punch somecunt though

[elephantstone78]

^

Or sign a death warrant

[BrianFaePerth]

Cunts that use umbrellas in the sun.

 

Fuck off and buy some cream or a massive sombrero.

 

Or stay inside.

 

In fact umbrellas in general can fuck off.. Unless Rihanna is somehow involved...

 

Cunts do that in Aussie land you Aussie dingo dobbers? They can probably afford sun cream. Spoiled cunts.

The cheap seats at sporting events are in the sun so there are poor people with umbrellas. Not a problem for me.

[BrianFaePerth]

Yes.

 

Hiding in the ceiling of the kids toilets with your 2 phones it's unlikely you'll get any sun in there.

Kids toilets at sporting events?

[Misers Hill]

Or do open heart surgery.

classic Madonna..

Loved the pervy vid...

[The Boofon]

Finger and knuckle crackers.

 

Fuck off.

I genuinely thought you were describing umbrellas there.

[HairyPie]

Cunts that use umbrellas in the sun.

 

Fuck off and buy some cream or a massive sombrero.

 

Or stay inside.

 

In fact umbrellas in general can fuck off.. Unless Rihanna is somehow involved...

 

Cunts do that in Aussie land you Aussie dingo dobbers? They can probably afford sun cream. Spoiled cunts.

 

Fucking gads.  You seen the size of her alien foreheid?  I'm unsure if she is human.

 

Pervert.

[BrianFaePerth]

Fucking gads. You seen the size of her alien foreheid? I'm unsure if she is human.

 

Perfect match for GB

[Foster14]

Haha.

 

Couples working together.

Fuck that. Seems a good idea when ur in the honeymoon phase, doing it all the time , on desks in store cupboards etc. That quickly fades into soul crushing monotony. Imagine seeing them all day. Every fucking day. How was your day? You should know you were right beside all the fucking time. I would imagine taking a shit would be the only respite and would take longer and longer each day

 

My wife moved jobs earlier last year and ended up working 3 doors up from me.  Given we had a 45 minute commute, it made sense to car-share.  Also, both went out for walks for lunch, so made sense to do that together.  

 

Was grand at first, but after a month, you have literally no conversation topics for the evening at home and it was actually a bit of a strain.  Would be even worse if you worked in the same place in close proximity.  

 

She hated her job and moved to a new one within 3 months.  Either that or she hated me and had to move job.  

[HairyPie]

Wifies fitba.  Why the fuck do the BBC now have wifies fitba stories on the normal fitba page?  They need to get their own page.  Who the fuck is in the slightest bit interested in wifies fitba - apart from folk who are actively involved or participate in the pish?

[BrianFaePerth]

Wifies fitba. Why the fuck do the BBC now have wifies fitba stories on the normal fitba page? They need to get their own page. Who the fuck is in the slightest bit interested in wifies fitba - apart from folk who are actively involved or participate in the pish?

Lesbians?

[Chewie37]

Wifies fitba.  Why the fuck do the BBC now have wifies fitba stories on the normal fitba page?  They need to get their own page.  Who the fuck is in the slightest bit interested in wifies fitba - apart from folk who are actively involved or participate in the pish?

Maybe men with a weird fetish for young women in tight fitting sports gear? Just me?