Fridge Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Reckon we might get away with it this year as folk will maybe opt for cash or vouchers rather than a horrendous jumper or a book you will never ever read and launch to charity 1 second after lockdown finishes. We shall see though, somebody is bound to get one that leaves you speechless as to why you would possibly want or need it. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, Fridge said: somebody is bound to get one that leaves you speechless as to why you would possibly want or need it. Condoms for Bluto Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 gloves for H get him mittens instead Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Deliberately bought someone a hat and gloves set as a shite gift this year, and they'll know it was deliberately purchased as a shite gift, but they'll still have to say thank you, even though they know this is the equivalent of finding a horse's heid in your bed. Thank me for the shite gift, you fucking cunt. Now put them on so we can all see your shame, and smile because it's a terrific gift, prick. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 The Chris Kamara CD I got last year is going to take a bit of beating in the pish stakes this Christmas. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 20 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: The Chris Kamara CD I got last year is going to take a bit of beating in the pish stakes this Christmas. Ha, they must hate you Buzz! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Fridge said: Ha, they must hate you Buzz! Tell me about it. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 It's linked to Xmas... You got a part time job, RS? https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/dec/21/the-scrooge-guy-called-us-all-mutants-when-christmas-grottos-go-wrong Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Ke1t said: Deliberately bought someone a hat and gloves set as a shite gift this year, and they'll know it was deliberately purchased as a shite gift, but they'll still have to say thank you, even though they know this is the equivalent of finding a horse's heid in your bed. Thank me for the shite gift, you fucking cunt. Now put them on so we can all see your shame, and smile because it's a terrific gift, prick. What’s the wife done? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 43 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s the wife done? If I was going to get upset at her shite I'd have battered her to death in the woods and blamed it on bears a long fucking time ago. Just white noise at this point. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Sounds like you need a sexy dachshund in your life Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 hours ago, The Buzzard said: The Chris Kamara CD I got last year is going to take a bit of beating in the pish stakes this Christmas. He's got another one out this year, so you might get lucky and get a the 2nd volume too. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: He's got another one out this year, so you might get lucky and get a the 2nd volume too. Unbelievable Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Parklife said: He's got another one out this year, so you might get lucky and get a the 2nd volume too. Insert the David Brent FFS meme here. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Bluto10 said: gloves for H get him mittens instead With a string that runs through the sleeves and over the shoulders. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 Early contender from me. Cancer Research will be delighted with bad boy. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ripleys-Believe-Not-2021-Ripley/dp/152912574X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=ripley’s&qid=1608832393&sr=8-1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: I love trivia like that Frigo.? I am a bit of a geek , mind. I will mail it to you. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 24, 2020 Author Share Posted December 24, 2020 Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Mind Blown! is sure to amaze and astound children and adults alike with thousands of strange stories, unusual feats and hair-raising oddities from around the world.Discover how one woman can crush apples with her biceps. Read about the spider that lives underwater. Meet the pizza delivery person who travelled 225 miltes to deliver two pizzas. Visit the island made entirely out of conch shells. Marvel at the Australian railway track that's steeper than a ski jump! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Sister got me these. Do I win? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 45 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Cool fucking sister. ??? Big tits? Yes Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Merry Christmas you pieces of shit Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 9 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Sister got me these. Do I win? Bet you wish you'd got vol 2 of Kammy's Christmas album now. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 44 minutes ago, Parklife said: Bet you wish you'd got vol 2 of Kammy's Christmas album now. Ha ha, good shout! Fuck it, they'll get used one way or another! Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Avoided all the usual pish presents and only the 1 pair of socks - result! Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 3 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Ha ha, good shout! Fuck it, they'll get used one way or another! Love Blondie. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Zeus said: An XL bottle of Radox Send it to Brizo. A History of Scottish Football in 100 objects by Andy Bollen for me. British Heart Foundation, you are fucking welcome. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Magnet, this is what I got for the second year in a row: - Have you met Shrigley? He obviously knows you: - 13 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Magnet, this is what I got for the second year in a row: - Have you met Shrigley? He obviously knows you: - Ha ha. Merry Christmas to you, Hanzoid and everyone else. It’s only a forum. Link to comment
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