The three most profitable crimes in Kazakhstan are the sale of drugs, weapons, and people. gvnet
So the fitba might have been keech, but a wander into any of their open air markets could see the weary fitba fan stock up on heroin, AK47s, and Kazak sex slaves, guaranteeing even the most jaded Scotland fan a terrific end to their trip.
In fact, by the sounds of things, skipping the fitba altogether and just heading to the market sounds like the better idea.
Completely wasted on those tartan trumpets.