Ke1t Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 When you're having a difficult time reaching those hard to twist nuts. Al ham du lillah. I'm going to smash your boy. Link to comment
Dad Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 That's dad gone fucking purchase crazy - a dell xps13 AND a fucking Samsung galaxy flip4 256gb 8gb ram 🙌 Dads productivity is about to get ramped up to fucking 11 🤘😭😎🙌 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Dad said: That's dad gone fucking purchase crazy - a dell xps13 AND a fucking Samsung galaxy flip4 256gb 8gb ram 🙌 Dads productivity is about to get ramped up to fucking 11 🤘😭😎🙌 Bloody love yer gadgets don't you pops? Link to comment
Dad Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 17 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Bloody love yer gadgets don't you pops? That I do son 👍 Mobile and laptop essential bits of kit tbf; just able finally to go top shelf rather than MOR... All being well that's me set for fucking ages 😎 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 13 hours ago, Dad said: That's dad gone fucking purchase crazy - a dell xps13 AND a fucking Samsung galaxy flip4 256gb 8gb ram 🙌 Dads productivity is about to get ramped up to fucking 11 🤘😭😎🙌 The old hard drive smashed into a million pieces no doubt 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 https://www.watchshop.com/watches/unisex-casio-classic-alarm-chronograph-watch-a168wa-1yes.pdp Link to comment
Dad Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: The old hard drive smashed into a million pieces no doubt All on the cloud you backward lump of hazardous waste Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Dad said: All on the cloud you backward lump of hazardous waste The police will be all over that Link to comment
Dad Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 36 minutes ago, Fridge said: The police will be all over that The opposite of hair on you head, virgin Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Dad said: The opposite of hair on you head, virgin Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you. 1 Link to comment
Roberto Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Fridge said: Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you. Ugh. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you. 2 Link to comment
Dad Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 10 hours ago, Fridge said: Nailed more birds than the follicles in my hair min. Which as stated is jet black. Even if I did look like Pierluigi Collina, I would still pull more birds than you. Woah... How many follicles is that fridge son? None? Cunt 2 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 10 hours ago, Dad said: Woah... How many follicles is that fridge son? None? Cunt Aye I managed to conceive two kids without ever having sex and being bald. I’m some boy like. Link to comment
Roberto Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Aye I managed to conceive two kids without ever having sex and being bald. I’m some boy like. You've had sex? You should speak about this more. Link to comment
Dad Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 A fucking blowhard prick - jizzed into a cup down the lab for a couple hundred bangers, then tracked down years later by curious young uns most likely Imagine the humbling experience they must have went through, when a short arse bald fud exclaimed, ' ahm yer dada hurhurhur 🙌' That is some grim, grim fucking action - hoo mama Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Dad said: A fucking blowhard prick - jizzed into a cup down the lab for a couple hundred bangers, then tracked down years later by curious young uns most likely Imagine the humbling experience they must have went through, when a short arse bald fud exclaimed, ' ahm yer dada hurhurhur 🙌' That is some grim, grim fucking action - hoo mama Well they have my blue eyes and will inherit my cash so every cloud for them Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 A campervan that young bird should be driving back anytime soon. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 59 minutes ago, Fridge said: Well they have my blue eyes and will inherit my cash so every cloud for them Shhh. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Parklife said: Shhh. Why are you having a go on me on this one ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 25 minutes ago, Fridge said: Why are you having a go on me on this one ? "Shhh" isn't "having a go". Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Camper Van Beethoven Was there nae a poster on AbMad with that moniker? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Time to renew my reg plate. Figured I'd go with something a bit sexier. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, Parklife said: "Shhh" isn't "having a go". What is it then? Shut the fuck up you’’re speaking shite? Acceptable as I do that all the time but what where you meaning? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fuck knows,YD. How much are you shitting it that she crashes the van on the way home ? Scale of 1-10. 10 being very worried. Not at all Soops.Excellent driver is young bird.She gets car sick too, so will get out of a lot of the driving when we’re awa in it. Link to comment
Hoofball Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Dad said: A fucking blowhard prick - jizzed into a cup down the lab for a couple hundred bangers, then tracked down years later by curious young uns most likely Imagine the humbling experience they must have went through, when a short arse bald fud exclaimed, ' ahm yer dada hurhurhur 🙌' That is some grim, grim fucking action - hoo mama He tracked them down Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Fridge said: Aye I managed to conceive two kids without ever having sex and being bald. Do they have glorious thick hair like the milkman? Link to comment
Dad Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, Hoofball said: He tracked them down Hung about down the wig shop awaiting their inevitable arrival Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 42 minutes ago, Fridge said: What is it then? Shut the fuck up you’’re speaking shite? Acceptable as I do that all the time but what where you meaning? STFU for once, you attention seeking fanny. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Just now, Parklife said: STFU for once, you attention seeking fanny. Fridge actually believes he's some kind of celebrity 😄 Link to comment
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