Pet Hates

[Arabian Knight]

gemma fae, goalie n noo rugby guru

wit an odious cunt. face fir the radio n a shyte goalie fir Scotland wimmin n let 6 goals against England wimmin. oan the news the nicht, the cunts jist been made the wimmins rugby ambassador at murrayfield. its sendin oot the message thit wimmins sport is such a joke thit ye cin jist jump fae sport tae sport if yev been oan sportscene results n hae the pus eh a jim henson puppet. magine wit the rugby wimmin r hinkin when thiv goat her preachin tae thim.n it is preachin she does cos shes wan eh they zipped up the back cunts thits been pr trained tae fuck tae say the richt hing on the telly. robotic cunt runnin oan AA batteries, thon curler eve muirheeds the same, n thon drip craig gordon innaw.

[Clockweights]

When you're dealing a hand of poker, and people can't wait and take their cards as soon as their dealt.

 

These people tend to be the first ones out, too.

[Pubes Macdonald]

Not finding a parking space for my new Maserati.

[Chewie37]

Hitting your finger with a hammer, sort of stings.........

[The Boofon]

Not finding a parking space for my new Maserati.

Quattroporte?

[BrianFaePerth]

Cloud blocking the sunset over the Indian ocean

[Bluto10]

Where dyou live again Byen?

[BrianFaePerth]

Where dyou live again Byen?

Macclesfield

[Pubes Macdonald]

Quattroporte?

1.4 Ghia

 

This car is randier than your wife.

[BWG]

Shite pop music really just makes me hate humanity. Sitting in the garage right now having to endure some shite on the radio from "little kicks" or whatever the fuck they are called.

 

"Shout Out to My Ex". Ground breaking stuff.

[Poodler]

Thin black bags that rip at the weight of a wet tea bag

 

Absolutely pointless. Just pay the 3.50 for the decent ones you slut

[The Boofon]

Thin black bags that rip at the weight of a wet tea bag

 

Absolutely pointless. Just pay the 3.50 for the decent ones you slut

Hahaha.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-UmF0nLxE

[Poodler]

Hahaha.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-UmF0nLxE

 

Hahaha, classic

[manboobs109]

The word 'windrush' is getting overused to the point of being annoying

[Hewitt a the pies]

Cats.

[alscotoz]

Cats.

 

+ heaps

[StandFree1982]

Forced charity.

 

i.e. when they come round to your door or they stand next to the entrance/exit of a supermarket, forcing you to walk past them and go "No Thanks" to kids with cancer.

[Chewie37]

The word 'windrush' is getting overused to the point of being annoying

Never heard it.....add fashionable phrases that are just shit. No idea what any new ones are in the U.K. at the moment though.....cunts

[BrianFaePerth]

The word 'windrush' is getting overused to the point of being annoying

 

Anything gate

 

As in the current clockgate scandal.

[Hewitt a the pies]

 

+ heaps

In particular the scubby grey whore o' a cat that shits in my garden every other day and looks me straight in the eye while coiling it out and has a 100% success rate in taking off before I can get out to drop kick it back to its owners!

[BWG]

Saw a boy driving a car with a rear window sticker saying "Driven by a BIKER" today. Good call. Don't want anyone thinking you're a prick.

[Henry]

Possibly cheesepipes ^^

[dervish]

Could be worse. Could say cyclist. Or cunt, since it's the same thing.

[Betty Swallicks]

Saw a boy driving a car with a rear window sticker saying "Driven by a BIKER" today. Good call. Don't want anyone thinking you're a prick.

 

 

Could be worse. Could say cyclist. Or cunt, since it's the same thing.

 

"Driven by a park runner".

[DD1903]

People who spell 'paid' as 'payed'

[BrianFaePerth]

My bratwurst in your sauerkraut.

[BWG]

Cunts who stand at the side of the road and don't move out of the fucking way when you're crossing from the other side.

 

Cunts who refuse to walk up escalators

 

Fat women with shit haircuts and or stupid hair colours.

 

Today was a stressful day in town.

[Chewie37]

Cunts who stand at the side of the road and don't move out of the fucking way when you're crossing from the other side.

Cunts who refuse to walk up escalators

Fat women with shit haircuts and or stupid hair colours.

Today was a stressful day in town.

Just condense all this to "shopping"

 

Edit: or close season

[The Boofon]

Thats what the fucking stairs are for.

Exactly. Some right dickheads in airports trying to squeeze up to save about 5 seconds.

[BrianFaePerth]

Exactly. Some right dickheads in airports trying to squeeze up to save about 5 seconds.

That's the problem when you leave the lounges, you have to mix with the hoy polloy.