Favourite Things To Do On Boxing Day

[dave_min]

She said she was disappointed.

I blame her kids.

[tup]

Drinking

 

Drugs

 

Saving lives

 

Riding nurses/other types of girls

 

I'd imagine

I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives.

 

I usurp him in every other department.

[Bluto10]

I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives.

I usurp him in every other department.

Bluto > Tup > Poodley Woodley.

 

Pint of the big W for me now

:cool:beer:

[Poodler]

I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives.

 

I usurp him in every other department.

 

I forgot, youre better at violence than me

 

 

A poor role model for kids though, in that case

[tup]

I am a fantastic role model, number one.

 

My loon has been to 42 Aberdeen matches. At his age, I'd been to 5.

 

My faither is not into football, bizarrely.

[Old Wing Stand]

Who was the handshaker that got you a start offshore would be a more pertinent question.

If my dad was a freemason, I'd beat the shit out of him too.

A mason got me my first job offshore and as I am working my notice I will need to go down that route again

[tup]

It's ok, I already ken how it works.

[Guest]

A mason got me my first job offshore and as I am working my notice I will need to go down that route again

 

Explains a lot. A racist and a mason. Not that there are any masons who are not racist.

 

As most huns are masons (and therefore racists), you must have a lot in common with them.

 

I couldn't mix with these bottom-feeders. Cunts to a man. Of the worst kind.

[dave_min]

Disgusting . Thousand island dressing . No wonder you jizz in it .

This is your best ever post.

 

Well done.

[manboobs109]

I'll be having a big massive shite at 8am, that much is guaranteed.

[mcdougall(4)]

Certainly nae that disagreeable bastard

 

My own hard work and people skills got me into the O&G

 

 

Hiding these now lad?

[reekie_dock]

Nothing else really matters.

Del Amtri

[mcdougall(4)]

What are you better than me at?

 

He's a callow youth and a bit of a degenerate but I'd wager pretty much everything with getting things off shelves without a stepladder being foremost.

[mcdougall(4)]

Saved for real life.

 

Well played my good man well played

[Arabian Knight]

Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me

[looksgoodinred]

Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me

 

i think about, and do what i can, for the homeless all year round AK. don't worry about me.

 

hope you and yours stay safe and enjoy the holidays, min

 

LGIR x

[mcdougall(4)]

Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me

Give yourself a shake min she's a good sort

[Ke1t]

My favourite thing to do on Boxing Day used to be getting pished in the AM, wandering around in a drunken fucking mess until I remember I should be watching a Bond Film, then sticking on a Bond film and eating anything that gets within a foott of my face.

 

Course those days are gone... and I'll be stone cold sober, driving close to 300 miles along deserted, snow packed forest roads, with only random wildlife throwing themselves under my wheels to break the monotony.

[Bluto10]

You need to move house kelt

[Bluto10]

Couple pints at lunch today

Frowned upon in my industry

 

:cool:beer:

[maryhilldon]

Couple pints at lunch today

Frowned upon in my industry

:cool:beer:

You a pilot? Surgeon?

[Ke1t]

You need to move house kelt

 

Nevada appeals.

 

I'd like to buy up a ghost town, you can get them reasonably priced, and go live there away from people.

 

I could get a bunch of dummies, dress them up, give them all names, stick them in the various abandoned houses and pretend they're my neighbours.

 

"Morning Mrs Khalifa. I see you have your tits out again.

 

*silence*

 

"Hello there, Mr McGhee... I see little Johnnie's waiting in the middle."

 

*nothing*

 

Brilliant.

[Bluto10]

Ghost town?

 

Murders.

Dead bodies.

Arson.

Rapes.

Homicides.

 

 

You need good neighbors kelt min.

Not Cold Case style isolation

[Bluto10]

You a pilot? Surgeon?

No

[mcdougall(4)]

You a pilot? Surgeon?

If he was either we'd all be fucked

[Dom Sullivan]

Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me

i think about, and do what i can, for the homeless all year round AK. don't worry about me.

 

hope you and yours stay safe and enjoy the holidays, min

 

LGIR x

While most of us, myself included, would have told this Dundonian Arab chappy to go fuck himself, LGIR responds without the need to lower herself.

 

Class in a glass, Quine

[tup]

 

He's a callow youth and a bit of a degenerate but I'd wager pretty much everything with getting things off shelves without a stepladder being foremost.

I've met the guy. He kens what I'm all about.

 

Fine loon but a bit of a snowflake overall.

[Bluto10]

Who have you met Tup?

[Ke1t]

Ghost town?

 

Murders.

Dead bodies.

Arson.

Rapes.

Homicides.

 

 

You need good neighbors kelt min.

Not Cold Case style isolation

 

I think I'm the good neighbour... I leave people the fuck alone until they need help, at which point I leap into action and do what needs to be done (with the exception of common assault) Today I'll be snow-blowing the property of Dementia Neighbour because him and his wife can't do it. I

 

But I could write a trilogy the size of the Lord of the Rings (that's a series of books fit nerds read) about the dysfunctionality of my neighbours.

 

Some are benign dysfunctional, some are less than benign dysfunctional, and presumably most of them are armed dysfunctional.

 

I've literally had Federal Officers leaping across my fucking lawn, guns drawn, as they made a bust at the home of one particular neighbour... and I live in a nice, white collar, middle class neighbourhood... so fuck knows what kind of living hell it is for people who live south of 8 Mile in the D.

 

Ghost town would be brilliant... only people you'd ever see is a carload of sexy student types who get lost on the way to Spring Break, and find themselves in the creepy old ghost town straight out of a Scooby Doo cartoon.

 

This place would be my dream purchase, but I doubt I could justify the 90 grand to the wife for an 'Abandoned Mining Town in the Mountains'.

 

I'd call it Keltville.

 

[tup]

Poodler. He was brand new but worth watching. Not in my league, he's a mere apprentice.