"Jet" signs

[fine-n-dandy]

Is Alan Gow still on the go?

[Zeus]

The goals will be flying in for JET next season

He'll be decent IMO/Hopefully 

 

 

[Sheepo]

16 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

You’ll never win anything with auld cunts

Huns have managed it with Davis, Arfield and Macgregor

[Henry]

1 hour ago, redstrummer said:

 

The one signing where they could’ve gone big with something off the Top Gun soundtrack and they go for that ?

[Ke1t]

He says 'obviously' a LOT. 

[Guest milne_afc]

I quite like the look of big lad. A good terrace chant could be the making of him.

@Bad_Mobby

@Sooper-hanz

@Dad

@Poodler

[Henry]

B-B-B-Broonie and the Jet

[Guest milne_afc]

He’s big and blacker than the dead of night
Take these broken Dons and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

 

Jetman singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free

 

Jetman fly, Jetman fly
Into the light of a big black night

Jetman fly, Jetman fly
Please don’t be Anderson level shite

 

 

[Redmist1903]

I've got a feeling this guy could be decent enough for us. Will offer something different up front. I'm happy enough with him as a back up striker, its up to him to make himself a starter.

[The Hulk]

1 hour ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Who’s next.    

The signing of JET? I call that a bargain, the best we’ve ever had. The best we’ve ever had.

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

He’s big and blacker than the dead of night
Take these broken Dons and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

 

Jetman singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free

 

Jetman fly, Jetman fly
Into the light of a big black night

Jetman fly, Jetman fly
Please don’t be Anderson level shite

 

 

Why would you ruin that song? You utter dick!

[North_Andy_Dandy]

54 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Be signing Lafferty next

A guy from my work was seriously suggesting we’d be after him this summer.....imagine the turmoil of true?

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Why would you ruin that song? You utter dick!

Your tone is unacceptable. Please refrain from using such language.

Thanks.

[sheepcrooky]

An okay signing. Looked a decent player against us, but not in a Curtis Main sort of way. Comfortable with the ball at his feet and uses his height well without giving too many fouls away. 
 

I predict he will score 12+ goals for us in all competitions next season. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

17 minutes ago, North_Andy_Dandy said:

A guy from my work was seriously suggesting we’d be after him this summer.....imagine the turmoil of true?

Think he’ll end up back at Hearts. 
A hun bastard for the horrible hun bastards. 

[Crashnyploshnit]

Happy with this signing. If he troubles other teams like he did against us then we have a bargain signing. Welcome aboard JET.

[King Street Loon]

Hope he's better than Zola ended up being.

[Poodler]

Close your eyes, only see teeth darlin'
Do you feel my heart beating
Do you understand
Do you score the goals
Am I only dreaming
Is this athletic a jeternal flame

[aberdeen1970]

Can I count it off? 

 

One, two, three, four!

 

Jet up, (Jet on up)
Jet up, (Jet on up)
Stay on the scene, (Jet on up), like a goal machine, (Jet on up)

[Tord31]

I didnt want us to sign him but I'll give him a chance and not get too wound up until we see who the other strikers are going to be

[sooth_stander]

56 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Hope he's better than Zola ended up being.

If Zola was white, would you still make that comment?

[Henry]

What tune is that to? 

[fine-n-dandy]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

I quite like the look of big lad. A good terrace chant could be the making of him.

@Bad_Mobby

@Sooper-hanz

@Dad

@Poodler

Maybe a song from the band Jet?

 

[fine-n-dandy]

I just hope the government don’t do away with feee bus passes for the elderly as rumoured. That could seriously affect our budget saving plans going forward.

 

Glass is playing roulette with our budget 

[super_al]

Time for some JET fuel.

[Ke1t]

Whoa Black Jetty (Bam a Lam)

Whoa Black Jetty (Bam a Lam)

Black Jetty scores the goal

Bam a Lam

Bet he's got a massive pole

Bam a Lam

Six foot tall in his socks

Bam a Lam

Bet he's got a massive cock

Bam a Lam

I said oh, Whoa Black Jetty (Bam a Lam)

Whoa Black Jetty (Bam a Lam)

 

Or... more likely

Whoa Black Jetty (Bam a Lam) x100 or until fade out

 

 

 

 

[Ke1t]

Any time he knocks a cunt out.. 

 

Jet gets physical, physical

He likes to get physical

Jet gets into physical 

Let us see your broken leg, your broken leg

Let us see your broken leg

 

[afc1903mad]

7 hours ago, Millertime said:

My new favourite player

Hope he takes the squad number "2"

Needs to be given the number 727 surely

[Sonoftherock]

They speak about him a lot on Open Goal.  Quite a few guests, including Si Ferry, who've played with or against him in England.  Suggestion he has had big problems with his weight and motivation/attitude... but everyone remarks on his undoubted talent.

If we can get him fit, lean and interested, he'll do well for us...

[muttonhumper]

10 hours ago, Millertime said:

My new favourite player

Hope he takes the squad number "2"

I like this.

Possible sponsorship opportunity? ?