Arabian Knight Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 yer nae wrang there deff..dinna ken wit eeps wis tryin tae git aff ez chest there but e didna yase the richt wordin Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Fill up a petrol can? Nah, the residual smell of petrol would fuck up my Golden Grahams. Link to comment
eeps Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 yer nae wrang there deff..dinna ken wit eeps wis tryin tae git aff ez chest there but e didna yase the richt wordinI take my time at the petrol station Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 People who take photos of their grub before eating. It seems now to be impolite to eat your food before everyone has taken their pics. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I prefer Mobz approach where he takes a photo of his food after his body has processed it. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Squint mouthed news wifies and one armed weather girls Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Squint mouthed news wifies and one armed weather girlsThat one armed weather bird is hot Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 How was your randy granny ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I’ve possibly posted this already however.... Folk tagging themselves at the gym. Naebody fucking cares. Folk talking about diets, gains etc. Boring bastards Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 When women turn down my advances Sorry, do you actually know who I am? Link to comment
BWG Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I’ve possibly posted this already however....Folk tagging themselves at the gym. Naebody fucking cares. Folk talking about diets, gains etc. Boring bastardsFolk who go to the gym and do anything other than exercise in complete silence can fuck right off. I also don't need to hear that you "smashed" your personal best, you boring cunt. Get a real hobbie... like masturbation. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I've got the chosen one I have a vacancy That young mother I was riding went full psycho last night. She's oot. How olds your daughter? Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Birds that ride horses around busy streets/estates, middle of the road side by side. Give you abuse when you go round regardless of your speed. Women that ride horses - complete psychopaths. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 He’s not riding a female jockey? Run before you get your clothes cut up and car windows put through. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Birds that ride horses around busy streets/estates, middle of the road side by side. Give you abuse when you go round regardless of your speed. Women that ride horses - complete psychopaths. Ive always thought the long faced fucks shouldn't be on the road if they cant handle a car speeding passed them. Same with the horses . 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 First night out in 3 months Feel horrific Think that's a pet hateI feel your pain MT...rough as fuck today. Hanging Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 People who post pictures of their newly cleaned car on social media Is there nothing better in your life? (Bird showed me) Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Squint mouthed news wifies and one armed weather girls I concur. Puts me aff my cornflakes. Gadz! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Squint mouthed news wifies and one armed weather girls@@CrazyBullSheep Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Birds that ride horses around busy streets/estates, middle of the road side by side. Give you abuse when you go round regardless of your speed. Women that ride horses - complete psychopaths.Brainless idiots that don’t have a grasp on reality. 98% of the time anyway. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I concur. Puts me aff my cornflakes. Gadz! What's wrong with missing limbs??? Lucy is a little cutie, i'd lick that stump all day long Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 What's wrong with missing limbs??? Lucy is a little cutie, i'd lick that stump all day long Too much Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Folk who blank you when you say hello to them, it doesn’t happen often, but it did today, my wife’s shit stirring bitch of an aunt. The last time someone did it to me was a lecturer from Uni in Asda at Garthdee. We played a staff v student game a week later and I told folk I was going to get him back for being a rude cunt, first time he got the ball, wack, right up in the air and lands on his back winded, I got the ball perfectly too, so while he was crying about it, even his own team told him to shut up. All the guys watching that I’d told were creasing up, it was beautiful.........thinking of how to recreate the revenge scenario with cunt face auntie, any ideas? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Fuck her husbandThat’s......an option......any better feasible ideas? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Thought it was perfectly feasible for you Link to comment
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