Fridge Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I joined an Operator 7 or 8 years ago on something like the 10th December. They had a bonus scheme based on performance and how well the company performed. As I was too new to rate I automatically received a average appraisal score, bonus was divided by 12 for my tenure. Ended up getting about £1200Bonus for doing literally fuck all other than some induction courses and attending Christmas freebies. The good old days, lucky if you a HH jacket now.....!!! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Yearly bonus for us reliant on 3 factors. Personal performance, group performance and company performance. Paid in April though. Get fuck all if someone gets killed. Harsh IMO. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 That used piss to me off also, LTIs etc Some stupid prick in Nigeria decides to fall off a platform and it affects a global companies metrics. Fuck are they expecting me to do to prevent it. Link to comment
Nelly Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Xmas lunch on Thursday which will go on into the evening, all free of charge as there are only 10 of us in the office. Bonus paid on Friday too then off until after new year. I hear this 9-5 lifestyle is shit though Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 That used piss to me off also, LTIs etc Some stupid prick in Nigeria decides to fall off a platform and it affects a global companies metrics. Fuck are they expecting me to do to prevent it. Nae push him. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 That used piss to me off also, LTIs etc Some stupid prick in Nigeria decides to fall off a platform and it affects a global companies metrics. Fuck are they expecting me to do to prevent it.Sounds like you need to make safety personal. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Yearly bonus for us reliant on 3 factors. Personal performance, group performance and company performance. Paid in April though. Get fuck all if someone gets killed. Harsh IMO.Ever covered up a death to secure the bonus? 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Ever covered up a death to secure the bonus?I haven’t but I would try my hardest if it came to it. Big desert. 3000 Indians. Where’s that boy with the tache? Easy cover up. They all have a tache. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I haven’t but I would try my hardest if it came to it. Big desert. 3000 Indians. Where’s that boy with the tache? Easy cover up. They all have a tache.Sounds like you've given it ample thought. Sensible planning imo. Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 That’s mine done for another year Bloody good fun it was too. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 You’d think they’d have been a bit more accommodating. FFS. You’re not allowed as you joined 2 months ago. Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The only thing i’m sad about is nae getting to see a few of the tidy pieces from the office dressed up.Fancy dress, is it? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Fancy dress, is it?I mean in fancy dresses,nae fancy dress.There are 2 or 3 really tidy ones-all in different ways too. Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I mean in fancy dresses,nae fancy dress.There are 2 or 3 really tidy ones-all in different ways too.Oh I gotcha Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Think there was a cut off point for giving the venue numbers,food preferences etc and I missed it by a week or so.The only thing i’m sad about is nae getting to see a few of the tidy pieces from the office dressed up.Christ just go FFS. Won’t notice 1 extra. Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Waltz in Fucking steaming Walk up to the buffet And do that thing that magicians do with the table cloth They’ll love you for it Trust me Link to comment
Henry Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Christ just go FFS. Won’t notice 1 extra. Aye, that's tragic. Imagine telling someone they can't come to the Xmas party because the venue can't cater for one extra. (loved Paul Daniels) Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Christ just go FFS. Won’t notice 1 extra.If it's a sit-down meal Just rock up after Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 If it's a sit-down meal Just rock up afterJust steal some other counts seat. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 That’s mine done for another year Bloody good fun it was too. Have another Mobz. Thats what Im doing. Im going to works xmas night out myself into a right fucking state. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Oh I gotcha Yep,, Im glad that was cleared up. I too had visions of the tidy pieces dressed as witches or robots. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just steal some other counts seat. if he's fancy dressed as Dracula Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 if he's fancy dressed as Dracula Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Turns out it was last Saturday and I was in London for a gig anyways... I wasn’t that fussed about going as hardly ken any cunt yet. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 aw ye missed oot..ye cid eh endet up shaggin wan eh thim..jist tak thim inta the bogs ir ootside up a back alley. wance thiv hid a few pint thi lose thir inhabitions n thats whin ye swoop in n brak the ice Link to comment
BWG Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Generally don't attend them. I like a beer with workmates but the xmas night out invariably involves upper management gypes "letting their hair down" and awkwardly walking from group to group killing the conversation stone dead as they do it. Fuck that. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 aw ye missed oot..ye cid eh endet up shaggin wan eh thim..jist tak thim inta the bogs ir ootside up a back alley. wance thiv hid a few pint thi lose thir inhabitions n thats whin ye swoop in n brak the iceOr I get too pissed,make a grab for one of said tidy birds making a complete cunt of myself when she turns me down,nae that she would of course,and I end up looking for a new job Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Or I get too pissed,make a grab for one of said tidy birds making a complete cunt of myself when she turns me down,nae that she would of course,and I end up looking for a new job Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Always the danger! Pretty fucking poor though, perfect way for you to introduce yourself to new colleagues in an informal way. Nae exactly welcoming if everyone else is getting changed at work and fucking off on the lash at 1.30.while leaving the new boy on his own in the office.From what I gather most of the lads weren’t going anyway,so I’ve nae missed out on much. Link to comment
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