ebbe Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Just go out with the intention of getting fucking buckled, every time. The better the company, the better the sesh. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Get pished. Swear I'll never drink again. Drink again. Repeat. Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Also, tup is coming across as a total has-been blouse in this thread. Wimp. The freemasons are on the attack. You've never 'caned' it How would you ken that? Never met you. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 He did once Dr Who sleepover with the lads.? And Ebbe makes the most valid point of the thread Once you start, you may aswell continue Link to comment
HairyPie Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I drink to be happy and am happy when I drink. Except when I get angry occasionally. Sometimes smash windows, wreck cars, murder backpackers etc etc. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 for me, I'm a fastdrinker, 20-25 mins per pint.Alway keen to try different beers but also got my staple session favorites.G&T regular as a chaser.Known to enter downing competitions (and win).Wine and champagne when with food. You're blatantly not a fast drinker. my technique in my youth was lager with ouzo chasersnever ended well post 2 a.m.i miss drinking...When I moved to Edinburgh the 3am finish in clubs used to catch me out! That extra hour made me very happy in my past heavy drinking days! Now I'm very sensible...... Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Fuck me min, you've spent every minute of your adult life posting on nerdy football forums Proper caners just don't have the time.You're on here more often than me. I dinna have to justify myself to anyone other than to say what I've said already. Getting smashed or caning it is not really feasible when you have kids and therefore responsibilities. If you dinna have kids by 35, your life is fucked going forward from that. Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 No, you have an obligation to replace yourself. If your parents took your attitude, you would not exist, and this conversation wouldn't be happening. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Stop derailing the thread @@tup. Take your views on children to the appropriate thread pls. #beer Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 You need to grow up too, I'm here to educate, if it takes a few home truths to do that, that's what it takes. I'm away to take football training in 30 minutes. Canna be rough for that, the loons would spot it immediately. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Jazz festival todaya predicted mild 23degreeSo it'll be some session beers in the afternoon before rolling out the big hitters in the evening 1 1 Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 The world could not handle another me.Aye the less gingers the better the world is thinking. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I'm trying to help these obvious alcoholics but they canna see the wood for the trees, they ken no alternative to empty hedonism. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I get a hangover after about 6 pints these days. Fucking joke. Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I couldna even take 4 pints and I'd be buckled. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 You need to grow up too, I'm here to educate, if it takes a few home truths to do that, that's what it takes. I'm away to take football training in 30 minutes. Canna be rough for that, the loons would spot it immediately.I dread to think what you are teaching those kids if you rate 'big Stockers'.Those kids will soon becom disillusioned and turn to beer.Inevitable in Wick. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Must be some training session... ? Link to comment
tup Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 It hasna started yet you bellend. I'm setting up the pitch. 10am start. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I always wanted to be best, maradona, McGrath and Adams. Zero interest in the self improvement loser types like Beckham and Ronaldo 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 Try the pint then pint of water trick . * *dont Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Back in my WWF days I banged two cans of lilt together them downed them from above my head in a copy cat mode of what Stone Cold done with beer. He failed to tell you how sticky it was. Link to comment
heimin Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 I try stick to pints as long as I can, soon as the sprits are in I become a shambles of a man Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Go out with the intention of having one or two, have two get half cut and keep drinking till closing time. Die for 2 days. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Cunt efter aboot 6 pint eh scrumpy ehm oan the prowl like. Aw eh kin hink aboot is getting tore intae a bit flange. Thir sumthin aboot fanny drives meh senses wild efter a gade bevvy. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted August 26, 2017 Author Share Posted August 26, 2017 I'm more attractive after a few tins and a glass of vodka. Or two . Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Oddbins for a few bottles of rouge Crate of beers Noise up a hoose perty It's not bragging, CC, it's just flaunting the live fast die old mantra 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Few Paulaners being ingested on Great Western Road (GLA)Probably head up and catch the end of the second half of the game (if at all) :lovelybeer:Been on the erdingers and franziskaners today also 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Been on the erdingers and franziskaners today alsoAre you enjoying the Jazz Festival in Delft? We've been to Haarlem twice for it, Great atmosphere the times I've been Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 You need to grow up too, I'm here to educate, if it takes a few home truths to do that, that's what it takes. I'm away to take football training in 30 minutes. Canna be rough for that, the loons would spot it immediately.Normally used to seeing you the morning after aye ... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Few sauvignon blancs this evening. Couple g&ts later. Few malts as we get into the small hours. Definitely no drugs I promise, @police, to keep me awake for the boxing circus on tv later. More drams. Link to comment
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