Work Christmas Night Out 2018?

[Don Fonte]

Yearly bonus for us reliant on 3 factors. Personal performance, group performance and company performance.

 

Paid in April though.

 

Get fuck all if someone gets killed. Harsh IMO.

Ever covered up a death to secure the bonus?

[The Boofon]

Ever covered up a death to secure the bonus?

I haven’t but I would try my hardest if it came to it. Big desert. 3000 Indians. Where’s that boy with the tache?

 

Easy cover up. They all have a tache.

[Don Fonte]

I haven’t but I would try my hardest if it came to it. Big desert. 3000 Indians. Where’s that boy with the tache?

 

Easy cover up. They all have a tache.

Sounds like you've given it ample thought. Sensible planning imo.

[YorkDon]

You’d think they’d have been a bit more accommodating. FFS.

 

You’re not allowed as you joined 2 months ago.

[YorkDon]

Fancy dress, is it?

I mean in fancy dresses,nae fancy dress.

There are 2 or 3 really tidy ones-all in different ways too.

[The Boofon]

Think there was a cut off point for giving the venue numbers,food preferences etc and I missed it by a week or so.

The only thing i’m sad about is nae getting to see a few of the tidy pieces from the office dressed up.

Christ just go FFS. Won’t notice 1 extra.

[Henry]

Christ just go FFS. Won’t notice 1 extra.

 

Aye, that's tragic. Imagine telling someone they can't come to the Xmas party because the venue can't cater for one extra. 

 

(loved Paul Daniels)

[mcdougall(4)]

Christ just go FFS. Won’t notice 1 extra.

If it's a sit-down meal

Just rock up after

[Redforever86]

If it's a sit-down meal

Just rock up after

Just steal some other counts seat.

[Parklife]

if he's fancy dressed as Dracula

[YorkDon]

Turns out it was last Saturday and I was in London for a gig anyways...

 

I wasn’t that fussed about going as hardly ken any cunt yet.

[Arabian Knight]

aw ye missed oot..ye cid eh endet up shaggin wan eh thim..jist tak thim inta the bogs ir ootside up a back alley. wance thiv hid a few pint thi lose thir inhabitions n thats whin ye swoop in n brak the ice

[BWG]

Generally don't attend them. I like a beer with workmates but the xmas night out invariably involves upper management gypes "letting their hair down" and awkwardly walking from group to group killing the conversation stone dead as they do it. Fuck that.

[YorkDon]

aw ye missed oot..ye cid eh endet up shaggin wan eh thim..jist tak thim inta the bogs ir ootside up a back alley. wance thiv hid a few pint thi lose thir inhabitions n thats whin ye swoop in n brak the ice

Or I get too pissed,make a grab for one of said tidy birds making a complete cunt of myself when she turns me down,nae that she would of course,and I end up looking for a new job

[Fridge]

Or I get too pissed,make a grab for one of said tidy birds making a complete cunt of myself when she turns me down,nae that she would of course,and I end up looking for a new job

[YorkDon]

Always the danger! Pretty fucking poor though, perfect way for you to introduce yourself to new colleagues in an informal way.

 

Nae exactly welcoming if everyone else is getting changed at work and fucking off on the lash at 1.30.while leaving the new boy on his own in the office.

From what I gather most of the lads weren’t going anyway,so I’ve nae missed out on much.