manboobs109 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Last time I played 5's a mate of mine turned up late, sprinted in, spewed at the side, smoked a fag then fucked off. Never kicked a ball. @Grays Babylon 1875 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: I've always known that as being 'knuckled'. Thats something different. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: Thats something different. You thinking of gay stuff again? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 10 hours ago, maryhilldon said: You thinking of gay stuff again? No. Strange comment. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 21 hours ago, manboobs109 said: What is the difference MAD? I've always though it was a Chinese snooker in the jaws of the pocket. Same here. Chinese snooker if the jaws have trapped you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 20 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: A Chinese snooker, Moobs min, is a situation where the cue ball is not obscured by any other balls or any other part on/of the table from hitting the object ball, but you are severely hampered from hitting the cue ball by another ball, leaving the player having to play with the cue raised in an almost vertical, perpendicular manner in order to play the shot and to avoid hitting the ball creating the hampering. In essence, it is the opposite of a perfect full ball snooker. That’s not even a snooker if you’ve a clear path to the ball. What a load of shite. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 20 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Cheers min, every day's a school day on the hat. Not in this instance. He’s away with the fairies saying you can be snookered with a clear path to the ball. Absurd. Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Boofon said: That’s not even a snooker if you’ve a clear path to the ball. Correct. It’s a Chinese snooker. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Tommy said: Correct. It’s a Chinese snooker. Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 minute ago, The Boofon said: Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. A chink in the armour. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 30 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. Chinese hindrance! You are a Highland hindrance. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 44 minutes ago, The Boofon said: That’s not even a snooker if you’ve a clear path to the ball. What a load of shite. That's what it is called Boof min. First heard it being softly referred to as a Chinese snooker by "Whispering" Ted Lowe. Well-renowned snooker coach the late Frank Callan defines what a Chinese snooker is in the following article.... https://www.fcsnooker.co.uk/coaching/advanced/chinese_snookers/chinese_snooker.htm Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Putting the word' Chinese' in front of snooker denotes it is not a real snooker. Is a Chinese hooker not a real hooker? @Bad_Mobby Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Used to love a game of snooker me. Once potted 6 balls in a row. After the third I was pacing around the table like Stephen Hendry, crouching down, looking at angles, bit of chalk on the go. Loved a game of snooker myself until my apple pies turned into apple crumbles. I hope you used The King's Triangle chalk, Hanz min, as the other chalks are/were like the stuff Sumo wrestlers put on their hands prior to a bout. Brittle stuff masquerading as snooker tip chalk. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Not really sure about the chalk. It was blue like what they use on the telly. Does it have to be bllue? The blue and the white chalks are shite min. Too many miscues to be had with those types. It's like some cheeky cunt has licked the tip of your snooker cue without you knowing, prior to playing your next shot. The King's Triangle chalk is the dogs. You get a proper game without, or with very minimal, miscuing or worrying about miscuing with it. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 4 hours ago, The Boofon said: Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. That's what it's known as though. You're wrong. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Putting the word' Chinese' in front of snooker denotes it is not a real snooker. It's like all the phrases where the word 'Dutch' is used. eg Dutch courage etc.., In short ,''Chinese snooker' is an idiom. ie a phrase where the individual words do not give you the true meaning of what is being described. Is it when you're behind the yellow ? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Chinkies will become the snooker superpower due to the horizontal aspect of their eyes. Perfect light refraction when taking a shot on the baize. Science. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: Chinkies will become the snooker superpower due to the horizontal aspect of their eyes. Perfect light refraction when taking a shot on the baize. Science. Old school. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Watching a bit of UK tv and ads. Never realised the UK was 80% athletic now. Must have changed since eh was last there. UK LOFL Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Difference does it make you fucking glek. People are people. Apart from huns. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: and the Welsh. I mean, look at that monkey headed fuck Gareth Bale. And jews Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 "Covids" "athletics" "'Whip" "hot country vibes" "the feds" "the uk is shit" The same shit day after day after day after day from the most boring cunt on the hat. His ma should've aborted the cunt. 1 4 Link to comment
BonnieDon Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 That Red_John is banned. He brought a different perspective to the Hat. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Difference does it make you fucking glek. People are people. Love Depeche Mode Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, BonnieDon said: That Red_John is banned. He brought a different perspective to the Hat. ???? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Watching a bit of UK tv and ads. Never realised the UK was 80% athletic now. Must have changed since eh was last there. UK LOFL Everyone's in a mixed race relationship now according to the ad men. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 13 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Watching a bit of UK tv and ads. Never realised the UK was 80% athletic now. Must have changed since eh was last there. UK LOFL Same happens here... overcompensation and misrepresentation of population. Who cares? Watch Netflix. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, alscotoz said: Same happens here... overcompensation and misrepresentation of population. Who cares? Watch Netflix. Netflix have a specific category for black themes now. I guess if you stamp your feet and shout loud enough you get special attention these days. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 8 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Netflix have a specific category for black themes now. I guess if you stamp your feet and shout loud enough you get special attention these days. Was talking more about no ads Link to comment
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