Favourite Things To Do On Boxing Day

[rumpus]

I prefer Boxing Day to Christams Day. A more enjoyable experience: less frenetic and demanding.

 

 

[Guest]

I prefer Boxing Day to Christams Day. A more enjoyable experience: less frenetic and demanding.

 

Your family will prefer the day when some cunts box you into your early grave.

 

I would prefer it too. Your death would signal the end of ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cow

[rumpus]

^ Zip it you strawberry nosed cunt.

 

Don't fall out with me and my pal because you feel inadequate in our midst.

[Guest]

^ Zip it you strawberry nosed cunt.

 

Don't fall out with me and my pal because you feel inadequate in our midst.

 

Or fucking what?

 

I would never have fallen out with you three/four (or however many posters you spread yourself between) until you fell out with me first.

 

Even before you tried to introduce my daughters into your sickness, none of whom have shagged a Fifer... to my knowledge, which will obviously be limited in this field. And yet you know more than I do about who they have and who have they have not fucked?

 

Fuck you ye fraud. Sorry, frauds.

[DD1903]

For me, it's grazing on leftovers, watching films or reading. Drinking glögg. And looking out the window now and again (hopefully it's a miserably cold, really snowy day) enjoying the fact I don't have to go out there.

 

How do you like to spend Boxing Day?

A lazy day in the gaff with the Mrs. Watching nonsense films, whilst grazing on various unhealthy foods and beers. Smashing

[minijc]

Worked the last couple but this year I'll be out getting pissed and playing cards I think.

[daytripping]

Trawling the local dating websites for lonely depressed girls looking for some Dayts love, have heard Christmas is rife for easy pickings.

 

Going out Christmas day, no leftovers.

[heimin]

Get steaming with my brother, frequent the pubs in the home town. Only time I see him now, bonus the bird fucks off to her mums as well.

[alscotoz]

Used to go to the cricket, can't be arsed now. The missus is working so I'll take the kids out to spend their xmas cash. Hopefully hot, so can enjoy a cool beverage outside and cook something on the barbie.

[BrianFaePerth]

Trawling the local dating websites for lonely depressed girls looking for some Dayts love, have heard Christmas is rife for easy pickings.

 

Going out Christmas day, no leftovers.

 

dating them on the 23rd is how it's done. They're so desperate to have someone at christmas they'll even go out with tup.

[tup]

I dinna think daytripping needs any advice from a clear pervert from Dundee.

 

If he does need advice he knows where to come.

[tup]

Poodler is not at my level, but deludes himself that he's well ahead of me.

 

A bit like you in fact.

[Henry]

Fuckin strain now time to head onto the double iPad

 

So you can talk to twice as many strangers online?

[The Buzzard]

Favourite thing to do is fuck all, maybe out in the afternoon for the pub and watch football and horses. However, reality is going to her parents for food, drink, Gran repeating herself and a shit party game of some kind.

[RAZOR]

I’ll be working, landed unlucky this year. Working right through Xmas day, Boxing Day, Hogmanay and the first.

Not far behind you min. The joys.

[Pash]

Kick fuck oot my auld man.

 

You're nae fit for him min.

[cruzcampo3]

What's the need for That?

 

Grow up

Cans!

[Pash]

Mobby - 2

 

Old Man - 0

 

I know this is true as well.

 

I was wondering last week if I could have battered my auld man.

 

Probably not I reckon.

[Old manny]

Mobby - 2

 

Old Man - 0

 

 

 

I know this is true as well.

 

I was wondering last week if I could have battered my auld man.

 

Probably not I reckon.

All this talk of beating up fathers has got me unsettled. Who was it that took you to Pittodrie for the first time? Who explained to you the difference between a decent single malt and a disgusting blend? Who wiped the blood and tears off your faces when you got your first hiding and showed you how to deliver the perfect punch? Who bailed you out when you lost all your money in the Bookies? Ungrateful cunts.

[Old manny]

^ my mum

 

Right enough Mobby. Far would we be without them?

[tup]

^ my mum

Who was the handshaker that got you a start offshore would be a more pertinent question.

 

If my dad was a freemason, I'd beat the shit out of him too.

[Old manny]

 

I agree absolutely.

 

I've had many run-ins with my dad, when both on the whisky... never really amounts to anything and we kiss and make up.

 

However, who's to say that Mobbys father didn't abuse him when younger and Mobby is fighting back? Years of torment, stealing his money to spend at the bookies, took him to Ibrox, fed him shit whiskies....?

Aye, fathers like that probably deserve a good kick in the ba's and I imagine poor misunderstood Mobby would be just the guy to deliver it.

[Poodler]

Poodler is not at my level, but deludes himself that he's well ahead of me.

 

A bit like you in fact.

Get a grip you buffoon.

 

Youre better than me at pool and raising kids. Two foolish pastimes. Thats it

 

 

 

On topic, Im working day shift 23/24/25, 26th Ill be in the Queen Vic with my pals and their wives.

 

 

Im looking forward to it.

[Pash]

 

 

All this talk of beating up fathers has got me unsettled. Who was it that took you to Pittodrie for the first time? Who explained to you the difference between a decent single malt and a disgusting blend? Who wiped the blood and tears off your faces when you got your first hiding and showed you how to deliver the perfect punch? Who bailed you out when you lost all your money in the Bookies? Ungrateful cunts.

 

My mum took me to Pittodrie. My auld man wasn't around long enough to teach me any of those things. It was a purely hypothetical thought brought upon by something that was said at work last week. I was thinking about it without the family connection, two men, his age and experience vs youth and inexperience.

 

^ my mum

 

Same.

 

I love my mum.

[tup]

Get a grip you buffoon.

 

Youre better than me at pool and raising kids. Two foolish pastimes. Thats it

 

 

 

On topic, Im working day shift 23/24/25, 26th Ill be in the Queen Vic with my pals and their wives.

 

 

Im looking forward to it.

What are you better than me at?

[tup]

Certainly nae that disagreeable bastard

 

My own hard work and people skills got me into the O&G

 

That's what all the offshore handshakers say, some of them actually believe it too

[Old manny]

 

My mum took me to Pittodrie. My auld man wasn't around long enough to teach me any of those things. It was a purely hypothetical thought brought upon by something that was said at work last week. I was thinking about it without the family connection, two men, his age and experience vs youth and inexperience.

 

 

Same.

 

I love my mum.

Ken something, I am glad I stuck around to support my kids through life's pitfalls and feel sorry for the sad cunts who buggered off and missed the most rewarding part of life. My old man was a waster as well and I have noticed kids who's fathers left, for whatever reason, invariably turn out to be good fathers.

[dave_min]

I love my mum.

I love your mum too.

[Poodler]

Drinking

 

Drugs

 

Saving lives

 

Riding nurses/other types of girls

 

I'd imagine

Nothing else really matters.

[Pash]

I love your mum too.

 

She said she was disappointed.