dave_min Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 She said she was disappointed.I blame her kids. Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Drinking Drugs Saving lives Riding nurses/other types of girls I'd imagineI will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives. I usurp him in every other department. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives.I usurp him in every other department.Bluto > Tup > Poodley Woodley. Pint of the big W for me now:cool:beer: Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I will give you number 3, at a push. But I've got basic first aid courses myself so we're probably even Steven on the saving lives. I usurp him in every other department. I forgot, youre better at violence than me A poor role model for kids though, in that case Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I am a fantastic role model, number one. My loon has been to 42 Aberdeen matches. At his age, I'd been to 5. My faither is not into football, bizarrely. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Who was the handshaker that got you a start offshore would be a more pertinent question.If my dad was a freemason, I'd beat the shit out of him too.A mason got me my first job offshore and as I am working my notice I will need to go down that route again Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 It's ok, I already ken how it works. Link to comment
Guest Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 A mason got me my first job offshore and as I am working my notice I will need to go down that route again Explains a lot. A racist and a mason. Not that there are any masons who are not racist. As most huns are masons (and therefore racists), you must have a lot in common with them. I couldn't mix with these bottom-feeders. Cunts to a man. Of the worst kind. Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Disgusting . Thousand island dressing . No wonder you jizz in it .This is your best ever post. Well done. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I'll be having a big massive shite at 8am, that much is guaranteed. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Certainly nae that disagreeable bastard My own hard work and people skills got me into the O&G Hiding these now lad? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Nothing else really matters.Del Amtri Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 What are you better than me at? He's a callow youth and a bit of a degenerate but I'd wager pretty much everything with getting things off shelves without a stepladder being foremost. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Saved for real life. Well played my good man well played Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me i think about, and do what i can, for the homeless all year round AK. don't worry about me. hope you and yours stay safe and enjoy the holidays, min LGIR x Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me meGive yourself a shake min she's a good sort 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 My favourite thing to do on Boxing Day used to be getting pished in the AM, wandering around in a drunken fucking mess until I remember I should be watching a Bond Film, then sticking on a Bond film and eating anything that gets within a foott of my face. Course those days are gone... and I'll be stone cold sober, driving close to 300 miles along deserted, snow packed forest roads, with only random wildlife throwing themselves under my wheels to break the monotony. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You need to move house kelt Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Couple pints at lunch todayFrowned upon in my industry :cool:beer: Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Couple pints at lunch todayFrowned upon in my industry:cool:beer:You a pilot? Surgeon? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You need to move house kelt Nevada appeals. I'd like to buy up a ghost town, you can get them reasonably priced, and go live there away from people. I could get a bunch of dummies, dress them up, give them all names, stick them in the various abandoned houses and pretend they're my neighbours. "Morning Mrs Khalifa. I see you have your tits out again. *silence* "Hello there, Mr McGhee... I see little Johnnie's waiting in the middle." *nothing* Brilliant. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Ghost town? Murders.Dead bodies.Arson.Rapes.Homicides. You need good neighbors kelt min.Not Cold Case style isolation Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You a pilot? Surgeon?No Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 You a pilot? Surgeon?If he was either we'd all be fucked Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted December 15, 2017 Site Sponsor Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boxing day ehl take me auld boy doon tae hunter square tae gie meh brither ez gift. Ez got him a new sleeping bag n a few cans n el gie him some leftovers eh the turkey. Eh hope lgir hinks about the hameless it this time eh year, shiz giy entitled in her cozy wee world eh me me me i think about, and do what i can, for the homeless all year round AK. don't worry about me. hope you and yours stay safe and enjoy the holidays, min LGIR xWhile most of us, myself included, would have told this Dundonian Arab chappy to go fuck himself, LGIR responds without the need to lower herself. Class in a glass, Quine Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 He's a callow youth and a bit of a degenerate but I'd wager pretty much everything with getting things off shelves without a stepladder being foremost. I've met the guy. He kens what I'm all about. Fine loon but a bit of a snowflake overall. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Who have you met Tup? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Ghost town? Murders.Dead bodies.Arson.Rapes.Homicides. You need good neighbors kelt min.Not Cold Case style isolation I think I'm the good neighbour... I leave people the fuck alone until they need help, at which point I leap into action and do what needs to be done (with the exception of common assault) Today I'll be snow-blowing the property of Dementia Neighbour because him and his wife can't do it. I But I could write a trilogy the size of the Lord of the Rings (that's a series of books fit nerds read) about the dysfunctionality of my neighbours. Some are benign dysfunctional, some are less than benign dysfunctional, and presumably most of them are armed dysfunctional. I've literally had Federal Officers leaping across my fucking lawn, guns drawn, as they made a bust at the home of one particular neighbour... and I live in a nice, white collar, middle class neighbourhood... so fuck knows what kind of living hell it is for people who live south of 8 Mile in the D. Ghost town would be brilliant... only people you'd ever see is a carload of sexy student types who get lost on the way to Spring Break, and find themselves in the creepy old ghost town straight out of a Scooby Doo cartoon. This place would be my dream purchase, but I doubt I could justify the 90 grand to the wife for an 'Abandoned Mining Town in the Mountains'. I'd call it Keltville. Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Poodler. He was brand new but worth watching. Not in my league, he's a mere apprentice. Link to comment
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