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#511 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 14 May 2020 - 09:08 PM

Did we fall out @Ke1t

Or am I injured again?
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Posted 14 May 2020 - 09:21 PM

Did we fall out @Ke1t

Or am I injured again?

 

Rotation. 


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#513 OFFLINE   The Cockney Don

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Posted 14 May 2020 - 09:38 PM

That goal from Bollocks.

 

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#514 OFFLINE   daytripping

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Posted 14 May 2020 - 11:05 PM

Know it's Elgin we've drawn in the cup but close enough to Keith who played the huns in the cup at our place to tell a story, really weird day, huns all over town but thought we'd chance our arm and go drinking in the pub at the station, after the game the first hun who walked in (and even I thought it was out of order) got a nip glass smashed in his face. No police and the guy got carted off. What we know now but didn't at the time was Keith had a casual crew, the KMC, one of them put a threat out in the toilet to one of our lads, we launched a defcon 1 attack on the quiet lads in the corner. We did prevail but I doubt the concourse of the railway station has ever seen such violence, mental day, we were only there hunting for huns to attack but the highland guys did so well, bet it's a great memory for them, the day they came up against Dayts and almost did ok.


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Posted 14 May 2020 - 11:12 PM

Yeah immature and so pointless looking back but they were the best days ever, the laughs made it worthwhile regardless what people think.


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#516 OFFLINE   The Cockney Don

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Posted 15 May 2020 - 12:12 AM

Apey and the boys will be on alert up at Elgin.

I won't be there for that one, hopefully next round.  


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#517 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 20 May 2020 - 09:33 PM

Sitting like proud cocks atop the league, we host strugglers Brechin to the Duthie Park Arena. 

 

We need a good win here to maintain our challenge for the title, since Stirling are snapping at our heels, ready to take advantage of any fuck up. 

 

Can Kevin Rutkiewicz's lads turn us over in a classic smash and grab, guvnor,  and no mistake?

 


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Posted 20 May 2020 - 09:42 PM

Embarrassing.
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Posted 20 May 2020 - 10:10 PM

After 15 games, the league seems to be turning into a 4 horse race for promotion. 

 

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Posted 21 May 2020 - 05:43 PM

Fucking hell. That was just like going to Pittodrie for half the games last season.
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#521 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 21 May 2020 - 09:51 PM

Now sitting second, The Perverts travel to top of the table Stirling, with dreams of knocking them off their perch. 

 

Useless African forward, Moobs, returns to the squad for the second game in a row following his goal in the previous match. 

 

Can he make it two goals from two games?

 


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#522 OFFLINE   maryhilldon

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Posted 21 May 2020 - 10:29 PM

Now sitting second, The Perverts travel to top of the table Stirling, with dreams of knocking them off their perch.

Useless African forward, Moobs, returns to the squad for the second game in a row following his goal in the previous match.

Can he make it two goals from two games?

https://youtu.be/A32A_dHIYBk


Great result, brutal to watch though.
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#523 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 08:32 AM

What a return to the squad! I'm a confidence player......clean sheet and a goal...fantastic


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Posted 22 May 2020 - 08:53 AM

Was a barry heider Chewie
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#525 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 10:25 AM

Was a barry heider Chewie

I ken......in real life I can't head the ball worth a fuck. Much better on the deck and can wipe players out with my old school tackle.......


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#526 OFFLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 05:47 PM

That's more like it. Some first goal.
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#527 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 06:23 PM

Pleased with my display there. Some good link up play. Defo starting next game.


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#528 OFFLINE   The Cockney Don

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 06:30 PM

Our new song for the big centre-back.

 


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#529 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 09:53 PM

Back on top of League 2, the Hatchester Express thunders towards relegation promotion... but there's an Edinburgh City on the Tracks. 

 

With Daytripping still malingering with a thigh injury, and Moobs back to his goal-shy best, we head into this game looking for the points that'll keep this red and white choo-choo choo-chooing. 

 


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#530 OFFLINE   strachanmcgheegoal

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 11:01 PM

Sakes.

Fcn cliques.
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Posted 22 May 2020 - 11:06 PM

Thought Chebs was loaned out to the Albanian girls league or some nonsense...?

As long as he puts in a shift. No passengers allowed in this quest for glory.....
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Posted 23 May 2020 - 08:09 AM

Our new song for the big centre-back.

 

Those bastards recorded me singing in the shower and added it to a track! The scandal


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