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  1. Most of the opposition to assisted suicide comes from the religious clownshow because god and the bible. There is some concern that some folks might be eager to get their inheritence, of course, and are a little overeager to help their mum or dad into the next life, because that Lambo isn't going to buy itself.
  2. Peter, are you hoping for a win on Saturday?
  3. Ke1t

    Thread O WWIII

    Not being dramatic in the slightest, merely making a factual observation based on news reports and asking a question. It's more likely you're reading it in your excited internal voice because it's one on my posts and you know that guarantees quality. Take a minute to calm yourself down, then come back and read it in the voice of, for example, Morgan Freeman.
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    Thread O WWIII

    Noises increasing around European governments that war's a coming. Deployments increasing, Russians building two new army groups. Putin more or less confirming something's in the pipe when he came out and said, "I've no intention of attacking Europe", much like he had no intention of attacking Ukraine. Its been a while since the last big one, the plebs need thinning out, the angry gnome in the Kremlin is running out of time, everyone from governments and military analysts to diplomats and politicos saying it's inevitable. Is it coming? Are you ready?
  5. Anyone referring to a coo as a 'beast'* is almost certainly a teuchter. *Unless the coo is a pedophile, in which case it's a universal term.
  6. Tonight, Matthew, I shall be residing in Kalamazoo. Miserable non-descript town on Michigan's west coast, and home to about 10 million fucking students.
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    In the News

    Happens to the best of us. One minute you're driving/sailing along, and the next minute you've fell asleep at the wheel and run over a mum and her infant. Should be an amnesty for that sort of thing, but you know some poor cunt will lose their job over this.
  8. I remember once stopping and helping a fermer sort fix his tyre. Was a cunt of a job, and no way he could have managed it alone, but we got it fixed, me the toonser and him the teuchter. No animosity, just North-easterners helping each other out of a tricky situation. As I was leaving he handed me a turnip by way of thanks. It was a reasonably sized turnip. He didn't have to do that, but he did... just as I didn't have to stop and help him with his wheel. I liken it to the Christmas Truce between the British and the Germans in WWI. Any time I hear Pipes of Peace on the radio I think back to that incident. Two different cultures united by a common need to get his fucking trailer out of the road.
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    Thread O Twitter

    World Class tackle on an overhyped Hun. The damage was done when they coaley-bugged the shitstain off the pitch.
  10. The correct answer is don't wear denim unless you're a lezza or a truck driver.
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    Ukraine

    Jane's, Global Firepower, Vlad Vexler, and various political and military commentators It just means my input doesn't have to be lol emojis. Those tend to identify people who haven't spent any time educating themselves but still feel they have to say something.
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    Ukraine

    American cash has protected Europe for so long that they can't stand on their own two feet. Poland is the only European nation ready for a scrap
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    Ukraine

    Most people on this board tend to "lol" and post emojis when bad shit appears on the horizon. I just assume no-one takes it seriously, or blames the Yanks for everything... like Little Hitler in Moscow.
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