Pet Hates

[DD1903]

Sometimes you just get to the point in life where you just look at random weird collectable Nik naks......I think I'm getting close.

 

I'm starting to buy and look at weird shit.

 

Suits of Armour

 

Stuffed bears etc etc.

If you find a stuff bear in a suit of armour, let me know

[Poodler]

A collection of smelly gussets

[For Fecks Sake]

People who at the end of a phone conversation say "bye bye bye bye" as they hang up.

 

What the fuck is that all about, heard you the first time and you only had to say it the once.

[For Fecks Sake]

Another one of those pish lunchtime shows, cash in the attic or similar, where some gype brings in a family heirloom along with some sob story about how it had been passed down the generations. The presenter is giving it all 'oh that's a lovely example' and 'the market is hot for this type of tat at the moment' and then proceed to recommend a reserve of £60. I mean could you be arsed?

 

Cost more in fucking petrol money to get there than they actually get for whatever shite it was they brought to sell.

[Redforever86]

Aye the majority of that shite will plummet in value, only old cunts with more money than they know what to do with buy it, and a few fucking virgins. 

 

The next generations will be too skint to splash £££s on a fucking tea caddy that's too "precious" to use. 

 

It's funny watching the fuds on bargain hunt lose a couple of hundred quid when thinking they have taste and/or knowledge. 

[Parklife]

I agree

 

Haha

[Bluto10]

rather have the polar bear tbh than look like another billy cunt in his Audi or BMW.

[Poodler]

People who at the end of a phone conversation say "bye bye bye bye" as they hang up.

 

What the fuck is that all about, heard you the first time and you only had to say it the once.

 

Agree with that

[The Boofon]

Wheeler Dealers (TV Program) when they total up what they spent on doing a car up then celebrate a profit. Completely ignoring any labour costs.

 

 

Cars lol tv programs lol etc etc etc.

There are no labour costs that’s why. That’s the whole point of the show. Buy cheap, fix up, sell on. You’d as well being the end buyer if you were to get a garage to do the work for you.

[1903Fitba]

There are no labour costs that’s why. That’s the whole point of the show. Buy cheap, fix up, sell on. You’d as well being the end buyer if you were to get a garage to do the work for you.

I know that, it’s just a gripe. It’d take me about a month (plus tools and space) to do the work they do. Which means the £800 profit would be absolute peanuts.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Wheeler Dealers (TV Program) when they total up what they spent on doing a car up then celebrate a profit. Completely ignoring any labour costs.

 

 

Cars lol tv programs lol etc etc etc.

Improve viewing figures by introducing a segment where big Ed China gets to attack Brewer with a tool of his choice in every episode....in fact even better, why not just dedicate an entire episode, no ad breaks or fuck all, to big Ed attacking Brewer with, I'm going to say a scaffolding pole with a 1/2" spanner taped onto the end of it.    

[dazzy_deff]

I know that, it’s just a gripe. It’d take me about a month (plus tools and space) to do the work they do. Which means the £800 profit would be absolute peanuts.

But it would be a hobby. Essentially getting paid £800 to entertain yourself at nights and weekends. Pocket money as opposed to a wage.

[tightbreeks]

Wheeler dealers! The new boy that's taken over from Ed China, something not right here. Turns out the new Ed, is an ex copper. New he was a wrong un.

[tightbreeks]

Knew, lol

[Fridge]

The other one that does my head is that secret home improvement one, Extreme Makeover maybe can’t remember the name.

 

Imagine you nipped out for a few pints and came back to find out some prick had refurbished your house. You’d go off your fucking nut.

[Hewitt a the pies]

The other one that does my head is that secret home improvement one, Extreme Makeover maybe can’t remember the name.

 

Imagine you nipped out for a few pints and came back to find out some prick had refurbished your house. You’d go off your fucking nut.

Especially coming home to find that prick is Laurence Lew-fuckin-ellyn Bowen and he's mincing about your livingroom.

[Bluto10]

I like that show but you really have to know what you’re doing with cars . Cutting bits out, lifting engines , welding etc.

It’s not like @@Millertime hanging a magic tree and placing a sticker on tbe bumper thinking he’s a top mechanic in doing so .

I bought a car for twelve hundred.

did it up.

now it’s worth three grand

 

[Arabian Knight]

Millers capri wis a weak effort like..helf herted..

[1903Fitba]

But it would be a hobby. Essentially getting paid £800 to entertain yourself at nights and weekends. Pocket money as opposed to a wage.

I’ll pass your details on to my girlfriend when she’s home next week and sees a random car on the drive.

 

“...but it’s a project”

[Don Fonte]

I’ll pass your details on to my girlfriend when she’s home next week and sees a random car on the drive.

 

“...but it’s a project”

You often pass out guys details to your missus? Lucky lady.

[Poodler]

This will be news to a lot of you

 

The younger generation are a bit mad on social media.

 

A lot of young people now call themselves 'web-influencers'.

 

You'll see it written in Twitter/ Instagram handles. 'Influencer'. It's outrageous narcissism. But they really believe they're important.

 

If you follow social media you'll have maybe seen the bird throwing the chair off the balcony this week. She's a self proclaimed influencer. That she's responsible for shaping society. The inflated sense of self importance of these young cunts is equal to the hit of some bloody good cocaine

 

And I don't like it

[Poodler]

I dunno why she did it

 

But she's adored for it

[Redforever86]

To be fair they influence fellow narcissistic retards.

 

Makes you want to run away to procreate in an faraway Islamic state.

[1903Fitba]

I dunno why she did it

 

But she's adored for it

https://twitter.com/joannewilder/status/1095002511323418625?s=21

 

How thick do you have to be? Never mind doing it but filming it and putting it on the web? Lol

[StandFree1982]

Dropping a 1p from the top of a building can kill someone

 

Silly girl

 

Garbages best tune. 

[Bluto10]

Once lobbed a massive cathode ray tube tv out a window

 

just harmless horseplay

[Bluto10]

Once lobbed a massive cathode ray tube tv out a window

 

just harmless horseplay

[dazzy_deff]

I’ll pass your details on to my girlfriend when she’s home next week and sees a random car on the drive.

 

“...but it’s a project”

Is she tidy?

[maryhilldon]

Dropping a 1p from the top of a building can kill someone

 

 

Even a bungalow?

[maryhilldon]

Loved Rainbow

First Blood is a classic.