Sooper-hanz Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Recently I've found myself getting drawn to boat shoes. In the past Ive always despised the look of the things but Im contemplating getting a pair for the summer. Fuck sake. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I was once struck a fallen man over the head with his own boating shoe. Terrible choice of footwear. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Are you in Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran or Haircut 100? No idea why Im getting this calling, Mobs. I imagine it's how folk feel when they find Jesus. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Pretty horrendous footwear Where do you buy your fine attire Bluts? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I once threw a boating shoe at the President of the USA, in Iraq Got lifted. The only way you could top that is if you chucked it into a canal! Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 The only way you could top that is if you chucked it into a canal!Calm down, eh? You'd need a pretty mental crew for that. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Where do you buy your fine attire Bluts?now you’ve added the h I understand what you mean. In the sale Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 My style is classic dad; old school Nae into this trendy rubbish Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 https://www.thread.com/essentials/boat-shoes?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=c&utm_campaign=Essentials%3A+Boat+shoes&utm_term=Newsletter&vero_id=27673&vero_conv=EDFiZVCeVnwgG5duoCw29RtbN4EUXNlZHf1CvFXeUzaBBoGCLFpgzTHp8T9GOk1su-892hfPLFNVbsSPZi2s_NBraUe96cOE Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I once threw a boating shoe at the President of the USA, in Iraq Got lifted. Hahaha Love his face in that video Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Ralphy for tops and Levi’s for legs....it really is as simple as that. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 The only way you could top that is if you chucked it into a canal! Calm down, eh? You'd need a pretty mental crew for that. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Recently I've found myself getting drawn to boat shoes. In the past Ive always despised the look of the things but Im contemplating getting a pair for the summer. Fuck sake. Nah, youre doing it wrong. You want to get yourself a pair of Paki Sliders. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 All decent hatters are sliding around in P Sliders this evening Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I have two pairs of boat shoes. White and navy. They go great with my skinny chinos. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Fuck all wrong with boat/deck shoes in the summer months. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I guess they go well with a chastity belt Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 WTF is going on!? It's like a Boat Shoes Anonymous meeting around here! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I guess they go well with a chastity beltOr a war hammer tshirt Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 WTF is going on!? It's like a Boat Shoes Anonymous meeting around here! Aye a few coming out now. I'm only classing myself as boat shoe curious. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Recently I've found myself getting drawn to boat shoes. In the past Ive always despised the look of the things but Im contemplating getting a pair for the summer. Fuck sake. Boat shoes are timeless classics. Utilitarian in their simplicity, but acceptable anywhere from a blue collar workplace to high tea at the polo club. Running to discrete shades, with usually nothing like the garish nightmare designs and colours that identify the 'Trainer', the Boat Shoe says, "Fuck you... I'm a Boat Shoe" Usually I'm more into heavy duty boots of the Caterpillar and Timberland variety, but with the hot, summer days coming in there's nothing as comfortable and unassuming as the Boat Shoe, with or without socks. It helps the wearer avoid the Old Man Shoe, the Horrendous Trainer, and the What The Fuck Sandals that dominate the landscape. The Boat Shoe. Just be careful in your choice of Boat Shoe, SH. You don't want some heavy, leathern monstrosity that seem to be the preferred footwear of the Pedophile and the animal molester. Make sure you get a nice canvas number, something that can breathe, and be sure it's not some squalid color that makes you look like a pimp from some shady Amsterdam back street bordello. A blue or a beige. Tremendous. Yes NO Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Boat shoes are timeless classics. Utilitarian in their simplicity, but acceptable anywhere from a blue collar workplace to high tea at the polo club. Running to discrete shades, with usually nothing like the garish nightmare designs and colours that identify the 'Trainer', the Boat Shoe says, "Fuck you... I'm a Boat Shoe" Usually I'm more into heavy duty boots of the Caterpillar and Timberland variety, but with the hot, summer days coming in there's nothing as comfortable and unassuming as the Boat Shoe, with or without socks. It helps the wearer avoid the Old Man Shoe, the Horrendous Trainer, and the What The Fuck Sandals that dominate the landscape. The Boat Shoe. Just be careful in your choice of Boat Shoe, SH. You don't want some heavy, leathern monstrosity that seem to be the preferred footwear of the Pedophile and the animal molester. Make sure you get a nice canvas number, something that can breathe, and be sure it's not some squalid color that makes you look like a pimp from some shady Amsterdam back street bordello. A blue or a beige. Tremendous. Yes NO Your 'Merican spelling / spellcheck has created a delicious irony Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Your 'Merican spelling / spellcheck has created a delicious irony After many years in the US my spelling has taken on a bastardised form that satisfies no-one, least of all myself. I continue to refuse to be drawn otherwise. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 They are shite kelt. I was once going to buy these but I never. https://www.dandyfellow.com/sebago-docksides-navy-canvas-shoe-b720312-p28464/s194156?gclid=CjwKCAjw6djYBRB8EiwAoAF6oSM7rD-BQjxzUIb-Ss1pZRAC_yMXZZfJxJ7Uq1ZIIcAP4gKQHk_P4BoCuWIQAvD_BwE Currently sporting the I'm middle aged and da gie a fuck classic that are these: https://www.oipolloi.com/collections/clarks-originals/products/clarks-originals-wallabee-olive-suede#product Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 https://www.thread.com/essentials/boat-shoes?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=c&utm_campaign=Essentials%3A+Boat+shoes&utm_term=Newsletter&vero_id=27673&vero_conv=EDFiZVCeVnwgG5duoCw29RtbN4EUXNlZHf1CvFXeUzaBBoGCLFpgzTHp8T9GOk1su-892hfPLFNVbsSPZi2s_NBraUe96cOE I used that site for a couple of years. It was good until they changed my 'stylist' then it was utter shite they were sending me so I cancelled. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Who would wear the red ones though? Good God. Outrageous. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Timberland boat shoes were cool as fuck in the 90's Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Who would wear the red ones though? Good God. Outrageous. A man prostitute? Possibly a Casual? A near-sighted homosexual, perhaps? Certainly a catholic priest. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Timberland boat shoes were cool as fuck in the 90'sYep, i owned a pair. Felt sexy. Link to comment
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