Latest Purchase Thread

[Don Fonte]

30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d whoop your ass at that. 

He'd enjoy that too much.

[Zeus]

Pair of Adidas shorts 

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Dad said:

I tell you son - if they do, it'll be ended with a humble apology for wasting my valuable time

 

As innocent as a new born lamb me

You buy illegal drugs all the time, stoner

 

[Don Fonte]

26 minutes ago, Dad said:

No I dinnae

Yes you do.

Fucking druggy hypocrite.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dad said:

I dinnae son 

You smoke marijuana?

[Redforever86]

Just now, Dad said:

I did in a fully legal setting - terrific it was; after that - carrot sticks

 

Just say no kids

You broke COVID rules en.

 

SCUM

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

 

 

Just say no kids

Terrific advice when faced with your usual opening quip to them.

[Bluto10]

some wankery offset by established classics

 

[The Buzzard]

3 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

some wankery offset by established classics

 

And what's for after lunch?

[Bluto10]

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

some wankery offset by established classics

 

Couple weeks supplies BMG min?

[YorkDon]

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A pressure washer from Amazon as no decent places near me to wash the motor.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

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A pressure washer from Amazon as no decent places near me to wash the motor.

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Should get young bird out in her skimpies cleaning it with a sponge and a couple buckets of soapy water.

I'm just watching.

[YorkDon]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

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Should get young bird out in her skimpies cleaning it with a sponge and a couple buckets of soapy water.

I'm just watching.

She just wouldna do a good enough job, so it's a no from me.

 

[Bluto10]

40 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Couple weeks supplies BMG min?

lol

[Misers Hill]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Inspired by @Misers Hill I have only went a bought a Toxik Ephex album..., from fucking Germany. 

Crikey I'll tell DOD the next time I see him☠....heres him heading tae his grunnies?

[BrianFaePerth]

1980 called, it wants it’s weirdo back

[Redforever86]

Shut the fuck up

[Beachend Bootboy]

Guitar tuners.  

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

loads of online ones that do the job, matey. 

 

Yeah bud, I ordered 4 cheap ones from Gear4Music.  Five notes each.  You get cheaper ones from the Chinks but I ain't directly contributing to them cunts economy.

[Zeus]

https://retroshirts.co/products/ols/products/aberdeen-fc-1985-tracktop

 

Not purchased yet, but a terrific top. 

4-6 delivery however 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://retroshirts.co/products/ols/products/aberdeen-fc-1985-tracktop

 

Not purchased yet, but a terrific top. 

4-6 delivery however 

That's because some 12 year old ladyboy in the basement sweatshop of a Bangkok brothel will be waiting for the order.  In between that and being royally strooped by fat Japanese business men, Europedos and certain members of the Tatchel family.  Dirty bastards that they are.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dad said:

Nice colours but

Shock you'd be for it given the above revelation.

Prick.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here - if the poor wee bastard needs to pay the bills then I'll do my bit to help until I can help more directly.

 

It's only speculation anyhow son - and without being facetious; I think it's likely beachboy is guessing.

Hope you get run over by a bus.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

I was just musing about this type of behaviour on thee other thread where venom is flying; it's akin to a jealous wee arsehole young un running up to another young un and throwing a handful of mud at him - nothing but hail Mary's 'i hope you die' 'i hope you get run over by a vehicle' 'i hope you experience horrendous pain'

 

It's the language of fuds who know they're beat; sure sure they could bounce me about like wilt Chamberlain - but I'll win a fence with a quill 9 times out of ten; especially when the for is akin to a useless Chablis gulping fudge packer

How's the wife? Good?

[Parklife]

9 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://retroshirts.co/products/ols/products/aberdeen-fc-1985-tracktop

 

Not purchased yet, but a terrific top. 

4-6 delivery however 

@NEM's pal sells one on Instagram too. A great top and it's great quality too. 

@retroreplicashirts is his handle 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dad said:

Aye no bad son - delighted as opposed to ecstatic. She doesnae like snow.

 

You hooking up son?

With your wife? Nah, she stinks of rotten meat. Keep her happy though.

[Zeus]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

@NEM's pal sells one on Instagram too. A great top and it's great quality too. 

@retroreplicashirts is his handle 

Cheers, will have a looky ?

[NEM]

22 minutes ago, Parklife said:

@NEM's pal sells one on Instagram too. A great top and it's great quality too. 

@retroreplicashirts is his handle 

They’re getting this one made next - not as smart as the 85 one imo but still decent 

 

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, NEM said:

They’re getting this one made next - not as smart as the 85 one imo but still decent 

 

That's way better than the 85 one IMO.