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#6781 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:00 PM

Haha.

Be some tasty ass divorcee mamas hooring themselves about these bars in a few weeks yesiree boy.

If you can't get laid then, you're as well as having died of the flying AIDS.


Never thought about this.

Sex starved housewives pissed off at their husbands.

Hoo fucking mama.
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#6782 ONLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:01 PM

Haha.

Be some tasty ass divorcee mamas hooring themselves about these bars in a few weeks yesiree boy.

If you can't get laid then, you're as well as having died of the flying AIDS.


Two things are going to happen out of this.

1. A huge baby boom.
2. Record divorce rates.
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#6783 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:02 PM

Nae sure knocking on someone’s door with your cock out wearing a mask is a good idea for not getting jailed @Dad.
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#6784 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:02 PM

Country club has a car park about the size of pittodrie. Plenty room for outdoor tables.
Pint of the golden Tee please barkeep

they could throw heaps of tables on the old tennis courts at the back.
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#6785 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 07:59 PM

Never thought about this.

Sex starved housewives pissed off at their husbands.

Hoo fucking mama.


Yup.

Walk in with a t-shirt saying "my spunk contains zinc and vitamin D" and your Nutsack will be as empty as a Spanish care home in no time my boy.
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#6786 ONLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:04 PM

That's the spirit.

Open air drinking should definitely be on the cards. Like the rest of Europe.

Aye, I know our weather's shite but for one summer we should embrace it
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#6787 ONLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:05 PM

Need a special licence for outside areas.

Would imagine councils would readily approve but not surprised if they didn’t.
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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:06 PM

Yup.

Walk in with a t-shirt saying "my spunk contains zinc and vitamin D" and your Nutsack will be as empty as a Spanish care home in no time my boy.


@Dad. Put those old g-stew tshirts to some good use.
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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:06 PM

Get some Gazebos and outdoor heaters on the go in case it's shite weather.
Tremendous

Surely pubs will be all over this when allowed.
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#6790 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:06 PM

Be better sticking a boxing ring in. Get some of these grudges sorted.

Tables round the outside.
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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:07 PM

Need a special licence for outside areas.

Would imagine councils would readily approve but not surprised if they didn’t.


Fucking local councils. The death knell of all fun and creativity in society.
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#6792 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:07 PM

Need a special licence for outside areas.
Would imagine councils would readily approve but not surprised if they didn’t.

Need a special licence for outside areas.
Would imagine councils would readily approve but not surprised if they didn’t.

councils will approve anything provide they get a bung. Look at the airport taxis being limited to 1 company.
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#6793 ONLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:08 PM

Be better sticking a boxing ring in. Get some of these grudges sorted.

Tables round the outside.


Folk beating fuck out of each other with 2 metre long sticks.


Sport is back.
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#6794 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:08 PM

Yup.

Walk in with a t-shirt saying "my spunk contains zinc and vitamin D" and your Nutsack will be as empty as a Spanish care home in no time my boy.


Bloody terrific.

Will get a Dominic Cummings mask as well.

Innuendos ahoy.
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#6795 ONLINE   Zeus

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:10 PM

Folk beating fuck out of each other with 2 metre long sticks.
Sport is back.


Haha like thon game from Gladiators

But with more illicit weapons
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#6796 ONLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:15 PM

councils will approve anything provide they get a bung. Look at the airport taxis being limited to 1 company.


For someone who's not a taxi driver you don't half bang on about them
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#6797 ONLINE   dazzy_deff

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:14 PM

councils will approve anything provide they get a bung. Look at the airport taxis being limited to 1 company.


Airport taxis are run by the airport. Com cabs got bombed out ages ago.
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#6798 ONLINE   dazzy_deff

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:15 PM

they could throw heaps of tables on the old tennis courts at the back.


Lands rented out already.

Club and the Mains have large carparks and already hold outdoor drinking licences. Bloody luxury.
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#6799 OFFLINE   strachanmcgheegoal

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Posted 24 May 2020 - 08:33 PM

Just imagine the Westhill NIMBYs when a scud of beer gardens hits planning.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 04:47 AM

Was down at Loch Lee yesterday afternoon, couldn't get in the car park there was that many cars. Looks like lockdown is over for most.

A lot of negative stories floating around from it, being stuck in the house etc. Shame. It's been a great few months for me.

And that's the bottom line
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 07:43 AM

Same down here. Pals went to Snowdon to do Crib Goch last week and couldn’t park. Queues for miles etc. 
 


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 08:00 AM

Seen a peer lad get absolutely hounded on Facebook yesterday for posting some pictures of Clachnaben.

Folk are awful just now.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 08:05 AM

Was down at Loch Lee yesterday afternoon, couldn't get in the car park there was that many cars. Looks like lockdown is over for most.

A lot of negative stories floating around from it, being stuck in the house etc. Shame. It's been a great few months for me.

And that's the bottom line

 

I've never been , is it good ?


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#6804 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 08:21 AM

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A great walk RS. Slow drive in through glen esk, about an hour between car and waterfall. It's possible to go up past waterfall and up to Hunt Hill, I've camped up there before but it can be windy. Worth a trip once anyway, though there's probably more local walks that are just as good, assuming you're in the city
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#6805 OFFLINE   redstrummer

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 08:36 AM

Cheers will have to check it out sometime , don't think i've ever been to that neck of the woods. Looks good 


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 08:55 AM

Seen a peer lad get absolutely hounded on Facebook yesterday for posting some pictures of Clachnaben.
Folk are awful just now.


People are self policing the situation as a result of the media spreading fear through those that take every news article at face value. Most people that think for themselves can now see this virus for what it is and should be allowed to take the risk of going to a pub or a restaurant etc if they want to.
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#6807 ONLINE   aberdeen1970

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 09:27 AM

Aye some folk are always ott on the old curtain twitching but it seems to have calmed down a bit now we're allowed to go out and exercise more than once a day.
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#6808 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 09:28 AM

People are self policing the situation as a result of the media spreading fear through those that take every news article at face value. Most people that think for themselves can now see this virus for what it is and should be allowed to take the risk of going to a pub or a restaurant etc if they want to.

 

Even though they're all closed?


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 09:35 AM

Nice
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 09:37 AM

:dance:  ;)


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