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#31 OFFLINE   tup

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:27 AM

Very good, I see Tup is in the huff as he hasnt represented , innit


I take it you didna pay much attention to it then, just say some bland generic compliments and every cunt will think you actually watched it.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:33 AM

I take it you didna pay much attention to it then, just say some bland generic compliments and every cunt will think you actually watched it.


I watched all the way, but I appeared to miss the white text with your name on , so you are the bland generic fat bald cxnt at the start......I feel your pain
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 11:44 AM

I watched all the way, but I appeared to miss the white text with your name on , so you are the bland generic fat bald cxnt at the start......I feel your pain


Watch it sober next time, if you ever are that is.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:04 PM

I watched all the way, but I appeared to miss the white text with your name on , so you are the bland generic fat bald cxnt at the start......I feel your pain

It's right at the start min!
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 12:22 PM

Top billing :sheepdance:
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Posted 10 November 2011 - 06:37 PM

Once again this was much, much funnier in my head than it was in practice.

Still, I took the time to throw it together, so I'm posting the fucking thing.

The Hat in a Trainspotting Stylee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfm6uB9uYhw&feature=youtu.be


Superb work Ke1t.

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The concepts good, the execution was good - overall i enjoyed it.

However, if im being honest (and i am rarely ever anything but) seeing iggy pop in it f*ckin ruined it for me - i would of had it intertwined with some old AFC footage, the hat logo, your durrant stamp picture, things of that nature.

Iggy just destroyed it for me, i can't stand to look at the c@nt.

8/10, remove iggy and it would have been a 10/10.

Tup and MT were particular highlights. Well done.

Edited by Big Man, 10 November 2011 - 06:40 PM.

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 06:57 PM

Superb work Ke1t.

:hysterical: :hysterical:

The concepts good, the execution was good - overall i enjoyed it.

However, if im being honest (and i am rarely ever anything but) seeing iggy pop in it f*ckin ruined it for me - i would of had it intertwined with some old AFC footage, the hat logo, your durrant stamp picture, things of that nature.

Iggy just destroyed it for me, i can't stand to look at the c@nt.

8/10, remove iggy and it would have been a 10/10.

Tup and MT were particular highlights. Well done.



Meh, it was a rushed effort that I started on as a sideline to a project I've been working on for a while... When I;ve been doing something for a little while I need a distraction, and bunging that together kept me focused.

Iggy was kind of necessary, because I wanted to do a Trainspotting intro type thing, but as time got away I started rushing it just because I wanted to get the thing finished.

I've another side project going on right now, but I'm fooked if I can get it to work...

My HD is full of half finished shit that I'm never going to get around to finishing.
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Posted 10 November 2011 - 08:09 PM

Choked to the gunnels with filth too no doubt.
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Posted 13 November 2011 - 10:36 PM

Analysing the MT bit, and why it is sooo perfect. It works on 'many levels'

Camp. Check
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Bomb that could go off at any moment. Check.

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 08:43 PM

Can this vid be reposted please?

Edited by King Street Loon, 17 November 2011 - 08:43 PM.

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Posted 17 November 2011 - 09:00 PM

I installed a faulty elevator in an office block recently.

It didna go down well :thumbsdown:

Fitted a replacement, which works, on a number of levels.
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:18 AM

Was watching this video again on youtube and found this.



WTF?!
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:19 AM


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Posted 07 November 2012 - 05:57 PM


This one along with Jaws's "Willie Miller & Angela" effort are by far the 2 best ones. Still hilarious to this day :applause: :hysterical:
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 06:06 PM




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Brilliant.
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Posted 28 June 2014 - 12:06 AM

This was indeed an absolute classic!

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=sA7yhWTeU_A
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Posted 28 June 2014 - 12:10 AM

Might as well add this as well:


http://m.youtube.com...h?v=mTnPi4dTBWk
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Posted 28 June 2014 - 05:11 PM

I think a new up to date version is required kelt.
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Posted 02 October 2015 - 11:17 AM

Was watching this video again on youtube and found this.



WTF?!

I bet these are direct quotes too.


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Posted 02 October 2015 - 01:06 PM

Ha.

MT wins again...
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Posted 09 January 2017 - 01:54 PM

2011 this thread was created.

Time fly's.


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Posted 09 January 2017 - 03:13 PM

 
haha until a minute in I couldn't decide which one was supposed to be me


It's obviously the most handsome one...
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:11 PM

I bet these are direct quotes too.


All direct quotes up until the dance face off.
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