Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

Thinking thank fuck I took the train home fae London and never flew.

[Studebaker-90]

Bargain at 400 quid as well

[Redforever86]

Bargain at 400 quid as well

Add up the cost of flights, Heathrow express, bus, decent hotel room in London for 2 people and it’s actually nae to bad.

[alscotoz]

Show me your jacket size

 

 

 

You 14yo?

[BrianFaePerth]

You 14yo?

@padre

[Bluto10]

So basically under 80kg an adult human?

 

Seems like a plane full of Fernando Ricksens you're after.

given most bags are ~20 kilos he must weigh about 70

 

LOL

 

as bad as mobbys size small on a grown up

[StandFree1982]

So basically under 80kg an adult human?

 

Seems like a plane full of Fernando Ricksens you're after.

 

given most bags are ~20 kilos he must weigh about 70

 

LOL

 

as bad as mobbys size small on a grown up

 

Being a fat bastard isn't something to be proud of Bluto. 80KG isn't exactly "small" either. 

[Betty Swallicks]

Photos of christmas trees on social media.

 

Women and fannie mannies who comment on photos of christmas trees on social media.

 

Women.

 

Fanny mannies.

 

Social media.

[Bluto10]

Being a fat bastard isn't something to be proud of Bluto. 80KG isn't exactly "small" either.

 

muscle weighs more than fat SF min

 

I’d book myself in for gender reassignment min if I weighed as little as you. Prob be too ashamed to leave the house as well

[Bluto10]

Being a fat bastard isn't something to be proud of Bluto. 80KG isn't exactly "small" either.

 

muscle weighs more than fat SF min

 

I’d book myself in for gender reassignment min if I weighed as little as you. Prob be too ashamed to leave the house as well

[Arabian Knight]

cunt looks richt liket an auld buzz..the jowels n hair

[Bluto10]

You do weights up top, BMG?

Neglecting your weedy little legs BTLOI

Hemmin, I’m no chicken legs like you mr small

 

Taught Mark Hughes everything he knows about having thighs.

[Bluto10]

You do weights up top, BMG?

Neglecting your weedy little legs BTLOI

Hemmin, I’m no chicken legs like you mr small

 

Taught Mark Hughes everything he knows about having thighs.

[Betty Swallicks]

You must be on it to see them Betty??

 

FB I guess.

 

Cut it loose.

 

For benders, wifies n kids.

 

I'm on twitter.

 

Its ok.

 

I presume FB is torture.

[For Fecks Sake]

It's the season where Aberdeen City centre is once again rammed with office parties and Christmas days out. On the one hand, loads of lassies dressed up to the nines showing a fair bit of leg and/or tits, on the other complete fucking pricks of blokes who get out once a year who act like complete arseholes.

 

Out for a couple of drinks with the misses last night and on more than one occasion watched 'boring Frank from accounts' types think they were now Anthony Joshua and looking to start agro. That or getting way over friendly with the lassies and become sex pests.

 

Kinda funny to watch to start with but also annoying as fuck that some blokes are just utter pricks with a drink in them.

[BrianFaePerth]

It's the season where Aberdeen City centre is once again rammed with office parties and Christmas days out. On the one hand, loads of lassies dressed up to the nines showing a fair bit of leg and/or tits, on the other complete fucking pricks of blokes who get out once a year who act like complete arseholes.

 

Out for a couple of drinks with the misses last night and on more than one occasion watched 'boring Frank from accounts' types think they were now Anthony Joshua and looking to start agro. That or getting way over friendly with the lassies and become sex pests.

 

Kinda funny to watch to start with but also annoying as fuck that some blokes are just utter pricks with a drink in them.

Must have been poodles office do

[Poodler]

not invited iyam

[Fridge]

They are fixing ace, buy all the birds tea tube shots which cost about £1 a go but still makes it look like you are some sort of big shot.

 

Wire them full of Prosecco from lunchtime so they have forgotten they are married to an offshore tiger then be the gentleman and offer to take her home for an inevitable ride.

 

Advanced skills if you manage to sneak out and grab another office tart.

[Fridge]

I thought that’s what the whole point of Mad Friday. If not, What is?

[maryhilldon]

I thought that’s what the whole point of Mad Friday. If not, What is?

Should change the name to Rapey Friday.

[Studebaker-90]

What is iyam?

[DD1903]

Should change the name to Rapey Friday.

*Doctor

[Zeus]

Rod Stewart

[Studebaker-90]

Good in Star Trek

[Zeus]

Hate the Last Jedi

[alscotoz]

If you ask me

 

 

nobody fucking did

[King Street Loon]

Hate the Last Jedi

It's not great.

Fingers crossed that JJ comes up with the goods in 10 days time.

[StandFree1982]

It's not great.

Fingers crossed that JJ comes up with the goods in 10 days time.

 

Doubt Jim Jeffries will have much say in the next Star Trek Movie KSL. 

[Fridge]

Folk normally found on their one jaunt of the season away firing out “hilarious” catchphrases that they think nobody else has heard of. For starters:

 

The Weeg

The Deen

Todders

Both chicks of the same arse

Septic

Scumdee Utd

The Jam Farts

The HIVees

The Infirm

Iprix

[Studebaker-90]

Don’t forget ABZ