Pet Hates

[Bluto10]

Most of the cunts just want to talk carpets and/or furniture and/or beds or whatever it is I sell.

 

Not interested. Rather sit in a boozer of my choice, on my own, getting hammered.

 

 

i quite like hanging out with all of them; from the pot wash monkey, through the head chef to the big cheese ambassador chiefs.

 

just a shame I have to serve them drinks all night, instead of joining in the veritable cosmopolitan melange of cultures and sophistication

[Bluto10]

Most of the cunts just want to talk carpets and/or furniture and/or beds or whatever it is I sell.

 

Not interested. Rather sit in a boozer of my choice, on my own, getting hammered.

 

 

i quite like hanging out with all of them; from the pot wash monkey, through the head chef to the big cheese ambassador chiefs.

 

just a shame I have to serve them drinks all night, instead of joining in the veritable cosmopolitan melange of cultures and sophistication

[Zeus]

Folk normally found on their one jaunt of the season away firing out “hilarious” catchphrases that they think nobody else has heard of. For starters:

The Weeg

The Deen

Todders

Both chicks of the same arse

Septic

Scumdee Utd

The Jam Farts

The HIVees

The Infirm

Iprix

Murderwell

[Fridge]

Or Castle Greyskull oblivious to the fact that it was He-Mans pad

[Bluto10]

‘pad’??

 

settle down eh. it’s nae Manhattan min

[Ke1t]

When the wife says, "Are you coming up to bed"

 

...and your Spidey senses are all, "YAY!"

 

Only for her to roll over and go to sleep, and you're left staring at the ceiling thinking, "I could be looking at porn, right now. I wonder if she's asleep enough for me to knock one out anyway."

 

But she isn't. 

[Fridge]

It’s a Pad to Brizo

[Poodler]

Brizo pad

[Bluto10]

It’s a Pad to Brizo

jet setter like him prob has a ‘crash pad’ in every major city

[maryhilldon]

Ross Cunty

[Studebaker-90]

Dumsharton

[maryhilldon]

Stenhousemanure.

[Poodler]

Smellgin

[Fridge]

Smellgin

Smellon and Brig o’Doom

[Poodler]

Local wrestling duo

[BrianFaePerth]

It’s a Pad to Brizo

It’s a crib

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Climate protesters

 

 

Set the cunts on fire

Then plant a couple of trees to offset the carbon emissions obvs.

[The Cockney Don]

Neck Tattoos.

[Henry]

Neck Tattoos.

 

This wife from Dundee was on Jeremy Vine today.

 

https://www.instagram.com/devlin_616/?hl=en

 

[StandFree1982]

This wife from Dundee was on Jeremy Vine today.

 

https://www.instagram.com/devlin_616/?hl=en

 

WYOWYN?

[Don Fonte]

WYOWYN?

Would shag the hole in her ear.

[maryhilldon]

WYOWYN?

Good looking burd. What a waste.

[Simply Red]

I’ll state the obvious here - she will 100% regret all that shit in 20years time when shes old and folk just stare at her with scorn and shaking their heads at the spastic who thought she’d be cool as fuck being done up like a halloween zombie every day of the year.

I would also fuck the hole in her ear.

[Bluto10]

I’ll state the obvious here - she will 100% regret all that shit in 20years time when shes old and folk just stare at her with scorn and shaking their heads at the spastic who thought she’d be cool as fuck being done up like a halloween zombie every day of the year.

I would also fuck the hole in her ear.

pretty sure there’s a north east lad who’s whole torso (minus hands\face) and legs are tatted up all black

[maryhilldon]

pretty sure there’s a north east lad who’s whole torso (minus hands\face) and legs are tatted up all black

That's a black guy who got his face and hands tattooed white.

[Bluto10]

tut, tut, ... that’s racist.

[Don Fonte]

pretty sure there’s a north east lad who’s whole torso (minus hands\face) and legs are tatted up all black

When I stayed in Edinburgh there used to be a guy with a fried egg and bacon tattooed on his massive bald head.

[The Boofon]

Harry Potter Tea

[Poodler]

Living amongst so much tories

[manboobs109]

Rod Stewart