Women's World Cup

[Bluto10]

A proper homeless/tramp World Cup would be great. Running about hammered on strong lager, reeking of pish and no idea which way they are shooting. 

Red card count would be high.

Commentators would be Paul McGrath and Bluto.

 

I’m a respectable home owner, actually

[strachanmcgheegoal]

You know the guy that always sits three rows in front at Pittodrie and spends the entire game shouting “get it up the park”

 

They could have done with him in Nice. And listening to him.

[Ke1t]

You know the guy that always sits three rows in front at Pittodrie and spends the entire game shouting “get it up the park”

 

They could have done with him in Nice. And listening to him.

 

That's brilliant advice, actually. 

 

Simple and effective. 

 

Leave the mechanics of how to get it up the park to the players. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Must be the same boy that screams "OUT WIDE" when someone receives a driven pass at chest height while being tightly marked by 2 men.

 

When it inevitably doesn't come off the "fucking shite Aberdeen" gets rolled out.

 

That cycle repeats all season.

There also is no one out wide albeit our full backs and wide players are making a cracking job of doubling up to be sure we don’t get caught on the break some 50 yards behind.

[Lencarl]

[The Boofon]

Some more thoughts on Hope. NSFW btw

 

https://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/OtherGround/The-truth-about-Hope-Solos-lady-parts:2546115-5

NSFW. http://thefappeningblog.com/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/

[Henry]

Whose up today in the Blurt n Udders World Cup?

 

Who are the hot favourites and who's the underdogs.

 

Are there any controversial Castor Semenya types with 8 inch veiny clitoris's.

 

Canada vs Cameroon

Argies vs the Japs

 

Adriana Leon of West Ham & Canada likely pick of the bunch today

 

[looksgoodinred]

I'll be heading home early to watch the match.

 

Mon Canada 

[Poodler]

Canada vs Cameroon

Argies vs the Japs

 

Adriana Leon of West Ham & Canada likely pick of the bunch today

 

Good lord

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

[maryhilldon]

Clear sexism there. Where's the token bloke?

[King Street Loon]

NSFW. http://thefappeningblog.com/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/

Photos 3 & 5 look like the Great Pit of Carkoon (Sarlaac) on Tatooine.

[maryhilldon]

Photos 3 & 5 look like the Great Pit of Carkoon (Sarlaac) on Tatooine.

Aye ok Sheldon.

[King Street Loon]

Aye ok Sheldon.

Na noo na noo

[BWG]

Photos 3 & 5 look like the Great Pit of Carkoon (Sarlaac) on Tatooine.

It's definitely been fed more men than the Sarlaac pit by the looks of it.

[BWG]

Just turned it on in the office during my lunch break to see if there were any tidy birds playing, to immediately see one of them swiping at fresh air a yard from an open goal.

 

Aaaaand back off.

 

EDIT:  She's not shite tough, just unlucky.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just turned it on in the office during my lunch break to see if there were any tidy birds playing, to immediately see one of them swiping at fresh air a yard from an open goal.

 

Aaaaand back off.

 

EDIT: She's not shite tough, just unlucky.

Too be fair Darren Mackie did that on a few occasions as well and he was shite!

[BWG]

Too be fair Darren Mackie did that on a few occasions as well and he was shite!

 

Aye, don't remember him ever being considered one of the elite of his sport though.

[For Fecks Sake]

Aye, don't remember him ever being considered one of the elite of his sport though.

He was in Turriff.....

[Don Fonte]

See FIFA have been lying about ticket sales and how many games were sold out.

Also didn't realise tickets were available from €9 for Scotland v England and only 13k attended, pathetic.

[Studebaker-90]

She is married to an American Football player, who without racially stereotyping looks like he'd be able to destroy any cervix he wants.

Nothing to do with the size of his penis, just his incredible work ethic.

[shut up meg]

See FIFA have been lying about ticket sales and how many games were sold out.

Also didn't realise tickets were available from €9 for Scotland v England and only 13k attended, pathetic.

 

That's cheaper than a beer in Nice as well.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

USA 13. Thailand 0

 

Still just the 3 points though.

[maryhilldon]

USA 13. Thailand 0

 

Still just the 3 points though.

No easy games at international level.

[Poodler]

I'd pay to watch that tbf

[OddJob]

Shooting ping pong balls out their fuds and wanking off 80 year old Germans was never going to be good preparation against one of the favourites.

Ha ha very true ‘pipes

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I’m not convinced the Thai keeper was familiar in any way with a ball, German, ping pong, foot or otherwise.

[maryhilldon]

I’m not convinced the Thai keeper was familiar in any way with a ball, German, ping pong, foot or otherwise.

Didn't even bother diving for half the goals. Not much more use than a traffic cone.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Didn't even bother diving for half the goals. Not much more use than a traffic cone.

Love you Langfield time.

[Ke1t]

That was hilarious.

 

The Thai keeper wasn't even up to standard of a Sunday League Too Pished To Play side. In fact if you played that badly in Sunday League you'd never play for that side again. 

 

Yet that's women's international standard. From what I've seen of the highlights the other 10 Thais on the field weren't much better. 

 

But this is being called "A BIG statement from the USWNT" and "13-0 that's ALL you need to know"

 

No.. that's NOT all you need to know. 

 

You also need to know that the Thai team seemed to barely know enough about fitba to put their fucking boots on the right feet. 

 

You would put money on practically ANY men's team at almost any level above 'Kick About At The Beach' level being able to win the Women's World Cup... and that's probably more important to know than Thailand lost 13 - 0 @USWNT