Poodler Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 I think some wires have been caused I'm saying I entirely believe that Dando and Kelly were done away with (for different reasons) Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 What's that one where he gets the lassie to stick two fingers up his arsehole? Your lurid fantasies disturb me Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 I think some wires have been caused I'm saying I entirely believe that Dando and Kelly were done away with (for different reasons)Well Dando defo was, somecunt shot her in the head. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 I’m actually not one for a conspiracy theory but David Kelly was a definite shakedown, suspect maybe by the yanks rather than us but that war was happening irrespective. Suspect he was going to conclude there were likely no weapons of mass destruction and then got taken clean out. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Wires caused? What the flying fuck are you on about son? Gibberish haha you wee prick Oh aye - Last Tango in Paris @@mcdougall(4) you cannot tell me you havent seen that one son - exactly the sort of film you'd enjoy haha you wee arsehole Do you refer to the famous butter scene in said film? Oh and for the record, I don't like the cinematic stylings of Bertolucci, all a bit stark in his cinematography and vision for me. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Do you refer to the famous butter scene in said film? Oh and for the record, I don't like the cinematic stylings of Bertolucci, all a bit stark in his cinematography and vision for me.Decent olive oil. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Aye - all got a bit pompous tbh. Brando knee himself he had to peg it back a bit. So the scene involved him using butter as a lubricant before raping the actress involved (according to her) so not sure he pegged anything back. What I do know is that at no point does she stick anything in him... So again this is something you have imagined happening as it is what you wanted to happen... What's that one where he gets the lassie to stick two fingers up his arsehole? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 My favourites are Jill DandoHer man went was told to shut his face and many believe was rewarded when he went on to be the Queens fannyologist. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 You're thinking of the wrong scene then son. Two fingers up the sheriffs badge; my word is my bond.You've fingered the queens arse? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Dad, meant to say 'wires crossed'. Been a few errors in my posts recently, sorry. I'll go research that, Bri Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Dad, meant to say 'wires crossed'. Been a few errors in my posts recently, sorry. I'll go research that, BriThere are YouTube vids on it. It's not the main focus of them but it's a question asked Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Always suspicious of men who become gynaecologists. Rubbish with the birds in uni, imo. Were you a hit with the ladies, Bri? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Always suspicious of men who become gynaecologists. Rubbish with the birds in uni, imo. Were you a hit with the ladies, Bri?Eh was no Poodler but have become a hit with the ladies over the years. Problem is the burds are all over 40. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 There are YouTube vids on itwits gan oan wi yer ridin style? whin ye wir oan aboot sellin yer hoose ye goat carried awa, ye steret a fire oan here, ye wir in the middle eh trouble. eh saw ye wir rattlet. Best hing u kin dae is nae boast aboot whaur ye ir. every cunt oan her kens yer a blawherd hinger oan.tell cunts aboot hings thit cunts mibbe want tae hear. Open n honest fir a chinge. yer ridin style, hows meh thrust tips gan? wits been yer toap 5 best rides ower the years? nae cunt giez a fuck wit country yer in ya fuckin plank 1 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Eh was no Poodler but have become a hit with the ladies over the years. Problem is the burds are all over 40. And married to aging pop stars. You aged well? Bit of Clooney about you? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 wits gan oan wi yer ridin style? whin ye wir oan aboot sellin yer hoose ye goat carried awa, ye steret a fire oan here, ye wir in the middle eh trouble. eh saw ye wir rattlet. Best hing u kin dae is nae boast aboot whaur ye ir. every cunt oan her kens yer a blawherd hinger oan.tell cunts aboot hings thit cunts mibbe want tae hear. Open n honest fir a chinge. yer ridin style, hows meh thrust tips gan? wits been yer toap 5 best rides ower the years? nae cunt giez a fuck wit country yer in ya fuckin plankMe selling my house in Norway produced the hat moment of the year, possibly of all time. When you can create such scenarios you can talk to me about topics on here. Until then, stick to your spiked beer shite. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 And married to aging pop stars. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 ye shat it n ran scared as fae awa is ye cid git "ehm nae a gress tup" Yer is tainted is that bentshot mess chewie 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 ye shat it n ran scared as fae awa is ye cid git "ehm nae a gress tup" Yer is tainted is that bentshot mess chewieJust the facts. Eh never clyped to the mods. To this day eh don't know who did. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Wires caused? What the flying fuck are you on about son? Gibberish haha you wee prick Oh aye - Last Tango in Paris @@mcdougall(4) you cannot tell me you havent seen that one son - exactly the sort of film you'd enjoy haha you wee arsehole The Oscar for best use of butter goes to........ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Always suspicious of men who become gynaecologists. Rubbish with the birds in uni, imo. Were you a hit with the ladies, Bri?I know a deaf gynaecologist. He’s a lip reader. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I’m actually not one for a conspiracy theory but David Kelly was a definite shakedown, suspect maybe by the yanks rather than us but that war was happening irrespective.Suspect he was going to conclude there were likely no weapons of mass destruction and then got taken clean out.Bourne Link to comment
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