Dad

The Beatles 🤤

What you listening to son - pink Floyd? Really scraping about in the record shops you glory hunting arsehole

Aye here sorry son - Mary Janed ✌️ Bladdy back - feels better now after yon ^ Followed a top chiro cunt on YouTube Premium there actually: find out if his chat is the answer 👍

Aye that's it son - 5'4 is the cutoff for cunts handling their drink hahahaha Come on now

Ach here, tbf bluto son, you've name checked some classics - but that's the sort o' pish any cunt can do; Dad's digging a bitty deeper than you is all 🤚 Obvious cunt does obvious pish - stands to reason 🤌

Mawyhillshdoh

Ah right you are son - I'll keep you in mind 👍 Prick

Cheers again Neil son 😎 All the best ♥️

YouTube Premium 👍 A top, top addition to the Dad Environment 😎 YouTube Music part o' the package as well sure; so that's Deezer dumped alas... Means no more Virtual DJ, which is a fucking shame- but here: a better app, that'll probably become compatible at some stage ✌️ 100m fucking songs... Hoo mama 🙌 Dad's got playlists going... This time, we do it right 👍

A given 👍

Ach up overall son - still plenty reason to hit the beach or summat 🙌

Lump on bars of soap you fucking cunt

Both us foiled by Charlton 😑 Draw-specialising arseholes haha Still my tip for next season League One Winners mind ✌️

Some top Scandinavian cunt'll be in the door anyhow

Terrific 😎 Some joy at least amongst all the heartache 😭