Sevco Thread

[dave_min]

No chance lads, the King will be replacing Klopp at Dortmund.

[Jack_Glass]

i think they'll go for an ex hun or a foreign unknown

 

would love john brown to get the job, be the icing on the hunco cake and give us more laughs

[strachanmcgheegoal]

It's new territory for them. In the shite, no money and they've conned everyone already whilst simultaneously, horribly publicly, declaring they're absolutely intent on continuing to show boat whilst haemorrhaging cash they don't have so nobody, nobody's buying in.

 

The illusion they had of, well, bigness is well and truly shattered.

[rumpus]

Never thought I do this but I am going to big up that fucking oaf calderwood for the job of replacing super ally,

The criteria for the job, to be an obnoxious, rabbid, despicable, bigoted self important, arsehole, obsessed with the biased mainstream media, happy to have a jobs for the boys recruitment policy.so great news for Shagger Nicholl and alky clark,

The oaf will be fresh and full of good ideas after his tour of all the big European clubs where the mere sight of his obese disgusting frame waddling its way to the training ground sees all the coaches share thier tactical nous with a washed up disgrace of the Scottish game, representing all that's wrong with the game in Scotland.

They require a manager who has no idea how to spend a budget, who believes that wage thieving under achievers, over paid journeymen, who support the correct side, who enjoy a night out , show unprofessionalism endorse laziness, and a disgusting attitude.

The more I think about it the more I want him there, so from this moment forth I will be pushing the oaf s case to get back into the game, in a job that he deserves and a club that deserves him.

 

 

What a pile of steaming, complete and utter shite. If you'd ever met the man you'd realise he's none of the above.

 

Nice guy who loved his time at Aberdeen.

[Robbie Winters]

"During the notice period, Mr McCoist's salary will increase significantly to £750,000 per annum."

 

And they still wonder where it went wrong

[DD1903]

750k!? Pahahahah. Idiots.

[E-P-K]

 

McCoist resigned, but is working a 12 month notice period hahahahahahaha.

 

 

I dont think he will see it past January, The Huns can not afford to get rid of him, with the Celtic game coming up, and 3rd and 4th place closing in on the them,

 

Ashley has the opportunity to have the mongs eating out of his hand, get a semi competent manager in place, use the transfer window to get some better players in, perhaps some Newcastle fringe players and some how manage to beat Celtic and Sally will be a distance memory

[Henry]

 

Sally will be a distance memory

 

I dunno, will folk forget how he let Hearts get miles ahead in the title race? They've really set the yardstick this season.

[Pudgie]

 

I dunno, will folk forget how he let Hearts get miles ahead in the title race? They've really set the yardstick this season.

With Hearts inching towards the title, they certainly seem to have the measure of the rangers this season.

 

 

 

Can't believe fat Sally is on £750k. What a phenomenal amount of money for doing a shite job in one of the easiest football jobs in the country.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

RIFC are pleased to announce to the morons that their club is absolutely fucked, so fucked in fact that we have to afford our outgoing manager who's particularly fucked it up a pay rise because we can't afford to pay him off and as a result we will have to sell Macleod and Wallace to name but two whilst signing more mongs like Rikki Foster for the upcoming semi where Mike says he would be very pleased if you would all buy a cheap T shirt although we, at 5p a pop really couldn't give a shit. Thanks.

 

Ps. for anyone who would like to send a thank you card (ahem) McCoists address is 1 Hunville Plaza, Scumville and his letter box is 2 inch by 4.

[Tommy]

I could keep them in that league for expenses only.

[Red Dragon]

"During the notice period, Mr McCoist's salary will increase significantly to £750,000 per annum."

 

And they still wonder where it went wrong

 

I doth my cap to wee 'Coisty, he's played an absolute blinder! He's becoming some sort of anti-hero in my eyes.

[Don Fonte]

For the first time since they died I really am starting to think that Rangers might never return to where they were before. It's always been at the back of my mind that they'd get successive promotions and everything would be back to normal. It's a wonderful sight to see them tearing themselves apart, hopefully never to return.

[Dynamo]

'There will always be a Rangers'

 

 

[Ingolfsson]

For the first time since they died I really am starting to think that Rangers might never return to where they were before. It's always been at the back of my mind that they'd get successive promotions and everything would be back to normal. It's a wonderful sight to see them tearing themselves apart, hopefully never to return.

 

I am cautiously starting to feel this way too. No cunt with any sort of real money or concern has stepped up since their death. And that's been almost 3 years.

 

McCoist, if he truly loved the absolute vermin sanctuary of a club, would have ACTUALLY walked away, tearing up his contract and waiving right to this pay-off and mental notice period. But he isn't for 2 reasons:

 

1. He knows he'll never get another managerial job of any decent stature again.

2. He's a greedy cunt prepared to put money ahead of what he allegedly loves.

 

This is absolutely tremendous. But it isn't the best bit.

 

The best bit is that the bulk of huns cannot see this and still think McCoist is some kind of bastion of integrity amid this cluster-fuck of greed, deceit and opportunism - when in actual fact he is one of the worst culprits in this whole, thoroughly enjoyable mess.

[Don Fonte]

McCoist has done as much as anyone to speed up their demise. But he came out with a couple of one liners like 'we don't do walking away' and he has had a free ride up until now.

 

Surely now even the very thickest of Huns must realise what we've all seen for ages, he's a terrible manager and is bleeding them dry.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Far be it from me to defend the odious little cunt but there are also two other factors at play.

 

Firstly he knows fine well all the wee scams that are skimming every penny out of the club. He is fully aware of his complicity in helping create them by getting the mug punters to turn up. (As an aside I've just realised how well my original bad typing "pug munters" fits for a certain section of the support as well). He is therefore of the view that if everybody else is lining their pockets he might as well line his if its going fffuut anyway.

 

Secondly, he is that classic old school player stuck in the rut of believing it'll all come right and that nobody else could do a better job. History shows he is not alone in making that mistake. Difference here is that he had a completely unsustainable, unrealistic and unnecessary budget with which to fuck it up with!

[barassie_afc]

still has his penny shares as well

[StandFree1982]

For the first time since they died I really am starting to think that Rangers might never return to where they were before. It's always been at the back of my mind that they'd get successive promotions and everything would be back to normal. It's a wonderful sight to see them tearing themselves apart, hopefully never to return.

The Rangers will never be as dominant as the Old Huns, or Celtic for that matter, due to having to spend within their means. They will still win the league by a good few points, but the teams are much closer than ever before (Celtic that is, i've no idea how The Rangers compare as we've never played them)

 

However, if The Rangers do sort their financial shit out then they should be in the top 2 in Scotland as they will have the second largest income in Scotland. I don't see this happening though unless they once again Liquidate and start up as a new club again.

[Henry]

For the first time since they died I really am starting to think that Rangers might never return to where they were before.

 

The Rangers have never played in the top division.

[StandFree1982]

 

The Rangers have never played in the top division.

Maybe he just means they won't return to the 3rd division?

[Mouse]

The news today is hilarious stuff, the club needs money to survive and they announce McCoist's double salary - that's 9 million they have to pay him whether he stays or goes

 

So many of them thought the new club would get to the SPL but I always knew they would stumble when they reached the championship. Worst tribute act in the world.

[Red Dragon]

The news today is hilarious stuff, the club needs money to survive and they announce McCoist's double salary - that's 9 million they have to pay him whether he stays or goes

 

So many of them thought the new club would get to the SPL but I always knew they would stumble when they reached the championship. Worst tribute act in the world.

 

£9m? It's a salary of £750,000/annum not month is it not?

[Mouse]

*doh* you are correct sir. Still great to read. Sally has played a blinder here

[CrazyBullSheep]

What a fucking negotiation that must have been if I never hated the cunt so badly I would doff my cap

[arty]

That article on the BBC site,and I quote

 

" Rangers, who were founded in 1872, had never played outside the top division from the formation of the Scottish League in 1890 until they were demoted in 2012, a year after winning their 54th Scottish title."

 

I thought they went bust ? Defunct ? Liquidated ? Down the sh!t pan without a paddle ?

 

Ah well,peddle a lie often enough and maybe people will believe it.

[Pudgie]

That article on the BBC site,and I quote

 

" Rangers, who were founded in 1872, had never played outside the top division from the formation of the Scottish League in 1890 until they were demoted in 2012, a year after winning their 54th Scottish title."

 

I thought they went bust ? Defunct ? Liquidated ? Down the sh!t pan without a paddle ?

 

Ah well,peddle a lie often enough and maybe people will believe it.

 

What really pisses me off is when people say it doesn't matter if they were demoted or liquidated because they ended up playing in the 3rd division anyway. It very well fucking does matter and what's being reported by the BBC is factually incorrect. It should never be forgotten that these cunts were out, totally gone until they were unjustly thrown into the 3rd division in place of proper clubs like Cove, Locos and Nairn.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Pudgie

 

In an otherwise excellent rant you forget to point out that the utter wanker who has clearly gone out of his way to make a point of extending what is an outrageous lie hoping that no-one will notice and instead accept it as the truth is of course paid via the licence payer namely yours truly.

 

Cunt.

 

There are an awful lot of lies, misinterpretations and blatant untruths told in this story, but strangely, they all seem to lean in the same direction.

[Pudgie]

Pudgie

 

In an otherwise excellent rant you forget to point out that the utter wanker who has clearly gone out of his way to make a point of extending what is an outrageous lie hoping that no-one will notice and instead accept it as the truth is of course paid via the licence payer namely yours truly.

 

Cunt.

 

There are an awful lot of lies, misinterpretations and blatant untruths told in this story, but strangely, they all seem to lean in the same direction.

 

Makes my fucking skin crawl that bit. I despise the fact that an "unbiased" news source is either the total opposite of that, or too scared to actually tell the truth.

 

Cunts!

[thedandydon]

Im nae contract expert but how the feck did McCoist manage to get an agreement that if he was to tender his resiganation, he would be automatically due a rise in salary?!