StandFree1982 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Starring Big Jock. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Taken Buzzard showcases photos he's taken whilst on holiday in a feature length film with reconstructions of how he took them Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Boofbaker Mountain Studebaker and Boof get gay as fuck with hats on 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Brookeback Mountain An ex Aussie soap star hurts her back trying to negotiate a fat Dundonians gigantic belly whilst he date rapes her. 3 Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 You Only Live Twice Story of a football club who cheated didn’t pay their bills and then came back alive to claim they are still the same club. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 India boned and the Last Crusade Story of a football manager who took a club on an unbeaten run and decided to pump one of his players (admittedly hot wife) All goes horrifically tits up after that. Sequal next season. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Goodwillie Haunting A girl wakes up with reoccurring nightmares about a sports star assaulting her, but did it really happen? Link to comment
Henry Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The Mancunian Candidate Bluto invents an elaborate story about why he supports Man United. Can he pull the wool over everyone’s eyes, or will he be exposed as a glory hunting wanker? 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The Wicker Man Tup burns a huge effigy of Bebo. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 There Will Be Blood Set in the early 20th Century US, a young priest (Clydesdale) shows a group of pre-pubescent boys the ways of the Catholic Church. 3 Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 The Expandables The clothes in Bluto’s cupboard take on a life of their own and become a gang of garment mercenaries on a quest to free the famed yellow shirt which was seized and taken hostage by one of ‘The Crew’ (borrowed after crew member spewed on himself after 2 pints) Link to comment
Henry Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Britanic BO Brian causes a ship to hit an iceberg after his stink causes the skipper to jump overboard. 4 Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Gayblade Runner Set in a dystopian future, Dave Min chases replicants in a futuristic Duthie Park ParkRun. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Escape to Victorry MT frees some lobsters under the elaborate guise of a football match. They immediately get recaptured and sold in a Torry fish market and boiled alive. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Gayblade Runner 2049 Dave Mins PB Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Bringing Up Baby And 100 other things you shouldn't raise as a topic of conversation when there's a Catholic priest in your house. Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 Three Men and a Baby Starring Garry Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Ian Watkins Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The Wicker Man Tup burns a huge effigy of Bebo.Hahaha Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Dr - No Dr Joseph Venglos becomes the latest Celtic manager to be implicated in the paedo ring. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Con Air Max Cavey gets stung buying fakes on Ebay. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The Mancunian CandidateBluto invents an elaborate story about why he supports Man United. Can he pull the wool over everyone’s eyes, or will he be exposed as a glory hunting wanker?Born and raised in Salford mate Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Born and raised in Salford mateShould be supporting Salford then imo Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Speed. An internet poster tries to look cool talking about drugs, but if he says to little or too much his online persona will explode. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 When Harry met Sally Harry Redknapp meets Ally McCoist in a restaurant where he tries to fake an orgasm but blasts all over himself thinking of Sue Barker. Gets jailed and booted to fuck by some Aberdeen jailbirds still angry about his outrageous dive in the 89 Cup Final. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Speedo An aging forum poster cruises the streets in an out of control bus looking for young boys to molest whilst wearing budgie smugglers. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The MayHatTricks Stevie May discovers he's, I don't know, in a computer simulation where he can't score goals or somesuch shit... then something about hat tricks... ...haven't thought the concept through to be honest. Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 Casino Remake of the Scorsese classic........but with BSDH as De Niro and Poodles as Pesci Set in Gala (Bar) on Summer Street Link to comment
Bad_Mobby Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 The MayHatTricks Stevie May discovers he's, I don't know, in a computer simulation where he can't score goals or somesuch shit... then something about hat tricks... ...haven't thought the concept through to be honest.May is Lawnmower Man Link to comment
Henry Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Casino Minijc nurses a vodka and red bull and bets on the NFL in a Vegas casino, and tries to convince himself he’s having a good time. 2 Link to comment
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