Zak Vyner

[slippers]

After him signing are we prepared to lose McKenna? At least he can play tonight after being registered in time!

[RUL]

I thought McInnes mentioned he was already looking for a defender so not sure if it's McKenna related.

 

I see he played a lot at right back but Bristol City consider him a centre half. Hopefully he's decent.

[CallumMelvin]

Hearing that the club are struggling to get him over to Croatia in time for the game, doesn't seem good news atm

[Tord31]

Surely that's just a rumour.

 

Bristol City fan commenting him being on Bristol Pula flight yesterday

 

edit- only just noticed that was a Dons fan flying out of Bristol so may well have been taking the piss.... decent shout if it was a joke

[craegDAMH]

It's hard to see him featuring tonight but at least he's registered for the return leg

[RedForever]

Now on Sky and P&J, its a bit wierd the club have not announced it

[Ten Caat]

Is he actually in Croatia now though? I'd suggest his transfer may well have been rushed through last night so technically would be available tonight but in reality was done so to make him available for the return leg next week. It would be a hoor of a cost to have chartered him a plane out to Rijeka. Getting him there scheduled would be difficult (not impossible but might involve a bit of a car journey at the end from Zagreb, Split, Trieste or Ljubljana......he'd surely arrive too late to be of any use. 

[dazzy_deff]

Evening express reporting deal is complete but he is still in Bristol

[Ewebasher]

Now on Sky and P&J, its a bit wierd the club have not announced it

 

On Club's official Twitter now...

[Dom Sullivan]

https://www.afc.co.uk/2019/08/08/zak-vyner-joins-the-dons/

[Foster14]

Joined the squad in Croatia per...

 

https://www.afc.co.uk/2019/08/08/zak-vyner-joins-the-dons/

[Dom Sullivan]

Joined the squad in Croatia per...

 

https://www.afc.co.uk/2019/08/08/zak-vyner-joins-the-dons/

Snooze, ye lose...

[RedForever]

On Club's official Twitter now...

 

On the website now as well, saying he was registered in time and has now joined the squad in Croatia. 

[BWG]

More top reporting from the EE then.  "Still in Bristol".  Aye, right.

[Foster14]

Snooze, ye lose...

 

All because I elaborated for those too lazy to click the link.   

[Poodler]

Any 'athletic' quotes yet?

[BWG]

Any 'athletic' quotes yet?

 

He's only half athletic by the looks of him Poodles min.

[Red_Rocket_1983]

Fuck McKenna

 

Traitor bastart

 

Correct ... get him to fuck

[StandFree1982]

Hopefully someone "accidentally" loses McKenna's passport and he's left in Crotia. 

[The Boofon]

Vyner needs a song very quickly.

 

Zak Vyner, saviour of the universe. (Queen Flash tune.) Fits better if he was a goalie.

 

 

Zac, Vyner
Saviour of the Universe!

Zac, Vyner

He'll save everyone of us!

 

Zac, Vyner

He's a miracle!

 

Zac, Vyner

King of the impossible!

He's for everyone of us!
Stands for everyone of us!
He saves with a mighty hand!
Every man every woman!
Every child-he's a mighty!
Flash.

He's just a man
With a man's courage
Nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No-one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Grail

[1983]

Mr Vyner to the tune of Mr Vain by the mighty Culture Beat.

 

The virgins can sort the lyrics

[Guest milne_afc]

V Y N E R

V Y N E R

He is V(very good)

He is Y(your enemy)

He is N(n, n, n, near)

He is E(exotic)

He is R(right back)

 

V Y N E R

[Poodler]

I'll be in the foundry to watch it, doesn't get more virgin than that. I'll report in with the songs

[dj_bollocks]

I thought McInnes mentioned he was already looking for a defender so not sure if it's McKenna related.

 

I see he played a lot at right back but Bristol City consider him a centre half. Hopefully he's decent.

 

This. I believe this was the extra squad player that DMc was referring to last week if we qualified for the 3rd round which we have. There would need to be another if McKenna was sold...

[HairyPie]

We love Zakky Vyner,

He's got a huge vaginar,

Na na na na,

Na na na na.

[McPhee123]

If he's good and we make a move for a transfer;

 

Want you Zak, want you Zak, want you Zak for good

[afc1903mad]

Alright,

Now dig this, baby

You don't care for McKenna

I don'-a care about that

Gotta new fool, ha!

I like it like that

I have only one burning desire

Let me play next to Zak Vyner

Let me play next to Zak Vyner (Repeat 4 times)

Listen here, baby

And stop acting so crazy

You say McKenna ain't home,

It ain't my concern,

Just play with me and you won't get burned

I have only one itching Desire

Let me play next to Zak Vyner

Let me play next to Zak Vyner (Repeat 4 times)

Oh! Move over, McKenna

And let Zaki take over

Yeah, you know what I'm talking 'bout

Yeah, get on with it, baby

That's what I'm talking 'bout

Now dig this!

Ha!

Now listen, baby

You try to gimme your money

You better save it, babe

Save it for your rainy day

I have only one burning desire

Let me play next to Zak Vyner

Let me play next to Zak Vyner

 

Fantastic,

You can't read that without hearing the voice of Dr John Cooper Clarke

[afc1903mad]

Oops duplicate post

[strachanmcgheegoal]

V Y N E R

V Y N E R

He is V(very good)

He is Y(your enemy)

He is N(n, n, n, near)

He is E(exotic)

He is R(right back)

 

V Y N E R

This. Make this happen.

[RUL]

I'll be in the foundry to watch it, doesn't get more virgin than that. I'll report in with the songs

 

Hope they get the drum out again.