maryhilldon

Whilst he's being burgled? He was in a potential life or death situation, retrospective doesn't come into it. You don't half talk shite.

Was watching a gig of hers at the Glasgow Apollo from 79 on YouTube the other night. Phwoar!! Incredible wee sexpot.

Chippies are overpriced muck. Always a last resort.

My wee brothers best pal is the drummer in Torridon. Saw them play in Inverness a few years back, decent for a Scottish themed piss up.

Snooker has been a phenomenon in China for over 20 years now, millions of players, and they still haven't produced a world champion. I think it's because they've got terrible eyesight.

Reed or Deed talking absolute shite again. Obviously hasn't got a clue about snooker. Ronnie O'Sullivan is treated like a god in China, because he's the best ever. The top British players play in places like China all the time and still hoover up all the silverware. Doesn't matter where the events are held, the best players rise to the top, and the best players are mainly British.

The Hills Have Eyes vibes.

Are Boeing's major executives and shareholders hook nosed?

The most uninteresting last 4 lineup in WC history. All the top ranked players going out early has ruined it for me.

The most English looking cunt you'll ever see, a right ugly fucker.

Quiet loser.

Terrible way to speak about your own daughter.

I live in the Weeg, be lucky to see retirement age.

Never understood all this chat about being 'so brave' and 'so proud' when someone announces they're gay. Who gives a fuck, it's not the 1950s anymore.

Eh?