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shut up meg

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#1925249 Coronavirus

Posted by shut up meg on 06 April 2020 - 10:38 AM

I'm pretty sure stopping folk walking in the park is not a war crime.


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#1925224 Coronavirus

Posted by shut up meg on 06 April 2020 - 09:12 AM

Aye, I don't believe he has it whatsoever. If he did have it why was he selfishly standing outside 11 Downing Street on Thursday reluctantly clapping for the workers of the NHS, greatly putting those in attendance and others at a huge risk of contracting the virus and, in turn, recklessly and willingly contravening his own stay-at-home advice? Fucking hypocrite and born liar.
He is a grade one cock who thinks he is a cut above us common people. His and his government's handling of this pandemic has been nothing short of war crimes, as he and his cronies have unnecessarily put thousands, if not millions, of people's lives at risk, due to their sheer negligence, ineptitude, and lies. They knew full well of what may happen but did fuck all. At least Hitler looked after his own people.


DF, some bookies would be paying out on this post, what's your thoughts?
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#1924848 Hatchester United

Posted by shut up meg on 05 April 2020 - 09:07 AM

Dropped me? Shocking decision


I'm not even in the squad, I've been reduced to being an embittered individual looking in from the sidelines and criticising the management team and players who are obviously out of their depth, I'm looking at you dad, you flid.
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#1923839 Hatchester United

Posted by shut up meg on 03 April 2020 - 07:20 AM

I'm keeping team morale up with some great pranks in the dressing room. Just nailed one of @Dad's shoes to his forehead  :hysterical:  :hysterical:

 

#banta

 

Must be some size of nail.

Dad normally wears shoes that he bought out the back pages of the Sunday Post that have soles thicker than a polio boot.


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#1923837 Should Tup be allowed back on?

Posted by shut up meg on 03 April 2020 - 07:13 AM

If it hastens his ultimate breakdown, he should absolutely come back.

But if he's not banned, why does he need permission? Or is he banned?

 

I think he was banned for a day for wishing death on brian, he then went a bit mental, bebo then zeroed his post count, tup went to the next level of mental and was eventually banned.

I believe that when he tried to log on, bebo had re-routed him to Aberdeen Mad.


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#1923835 In The News

Posted by shut up meg on 03 April 2020 - 07:06 AM

https://www.thescott...paul-gascoigne/

 

further down the page. two tell-tale blue bags, full of booze.    :hysterical:  :hysterical:

 

He's only a hair quiff away from 8 Ace

 

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#1923522 Sevco Thread

Posted by shut up meg on 02 April 2020 - 12:41 PM

 "Obviously players left the club eventually on freedom of contract and all that stuff but everybody took a wage cut.

 
Liquidation is the term Ally, not freedom of contract.

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#1922692 Hatchester United

Posted by shut up meg on 30 March 2020 - 09:03 PM

Tup to supply the half time Oranges


Well he wouldn't be able to put the nets up.
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#1922566 Pet Hates

Posted by shut up meg on 30 March 2020 - 05:12 PM

Ach its all by the by anyhow son; no happening. Like a rock me; paying attention to the changing times and adapting to suit.

 

I dont know if you've noticed son, but a solid fucking chunk of my time is taken up tap-tap-tapping away into the Hat; theres plenty of entertainment a moment away for old Dad; just turn on the imagination machine (my brain) and its hours and days and months of sanity-retaining activities.

 

Much better going for an unhinged cunt like Zeus - 2 days in 'Im going to push a pen into my eyes Im so bored'. Not even trying to get on with it.

 

A bloody child - grow up Zeus you wee arsehole

 

It's been a few months since you have disappeared for a week or two.

You must be due one soon you nutjob.


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#1922148 Curtis Main

Posted by shut up meg on 29 March 2020 - 05:46 PM

I'm watching Battle of the Bulge on ITV4 and I've just seen Curtis Main in it.

 

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#1921831 Curtis Main

Posted by shut up meg on 28 March 2020 - 08:45 PM


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#1921340 Coronavirus

Posted by shut up meg on 27 March 2020 - 02:34 PM

Thon Catherine Calderwood has to be the most depressing women I've ever seen. Been saying for weeks we are on the cusp of rapid acceleration...

Related to the King?

 

Aye, that's why she keeps repeating herself.


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#1921339 Cormack Thread

Posted by shut up meg on 27 March 2020 - 02:33 PM

It's the principle imo

 

Gestures won't keep the club going, now is the time to announce redundancies and bin all the shite.

I'll buy a season ticket to keep the club going however not to help keep fucking dung like Gallagher, Main, Logan and Hedges living the good life.


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#1921225 What You Drinking Today

Posted by shut up meg on 27 March 2020 - 08:54 AM

Find BMG’s address?

PM it to me (I’ll send him a Xmas present)

 

He'll appreciate this 

 

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#1920470 Coronavirus

Posted by shut up meg on 25 March 2020 - 11:33 AM

Prince Charles tests positive lol

 

 

FFS, knowing our luck the queen will pass on when we are all at home and we'll miss out on an extra paid day off.

On the plus side, the state funeral would cost next to fuck all.


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