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#9031 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:40 PM

Between his username and little segments of that tale my skirt fair went up I tell thee....

Young maaaaaaaan.
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:54 PM

DId she have a hairy pie hairy pie

 

No, she most definitely didn't.  I did one of those "try to look anywhere else on the carriage to make it look like I'm not looking at her on-show fanny" moves, but my eyes locked-on and I could do nothing about it.


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#9033 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:56 PM

Andy the Democrats voted for Hilary...

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 12:58 PM

No, she most definitely didn't.  I did one of those "try to look anywhere else on the carriage to make it look like I'm not looking at her on-show fanny" moves, but my eyes locked-on and I could do nothing about it.

 

Baldy Fudd

 

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#9035 ONLINE   Tommy

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 01:38 PM

Baldy Fudd
 
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Weegie Fud.

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#9036 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 01:58 PM

About 5 years ago I was on a commuter train in a warm country - the seats in the carriage were set out lengthways so you are facing people. It was reasonably busy. A young lassie (early 20s) sat in front of me. She had loose yellow shorts on. I have no idea if she'd just been to the beach or whatever, but staring right back at me when I looked up from my book was her fanny. Try as I might, I couldn't stop looking at it. I can remember it as clear as a bell now - it was one of the best days of my working career. Surely that can't be taken away?!?!


Eh usually drive but there are definite pleasures at this time of year on the Perth trains. Transperth (how long afore Darkies lot find offense in that name) love the seats that face each other. Plenty of pantie glimpses are possible, all helped by wearing a pair of dark sunnies.
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#9037 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 02:10 PM

"Mummy, why is that man wearing dark glasses on a train and wearing a long overcoat in this hot weather .., and mummy .,, mummy.,why does he stink like a dingo's asshole?" 


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#9038 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 06:36 PM

@Tommy can you edit your fud picture to something more acceptable.......vom in the mouth isn’t nice when looking after the babies
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 06:46 PM

@Tommy can you edit your fud picture to something more acceptable.......vom in the mouth isn’t nice when looking after the babies


@Chewie37 Hope this is more palatable. Apologies.

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 06:52 PM

Fuddfuckers... one of my favourite hamberder joints. 

 

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 07:22 PM

Not really in the news but on The One Show just now...Andy Kershaw looking exactly like John Noakes on smack...
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Posted 16 January 2019 - 07:25 PM

Not really in the news but on The One Show just now...Andy Kershaw looking exactly like John Noakes on smack...


Wouldn't it be good, if he was
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#9043 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 16 January 2019 - 08:09 PM

@Chewie37 Hope this is more palatable. Apologies.FF5-F5-DD8-C6-EF-42-D5-BB2-B-85-E7438-E4


Mmmmmmm tasty fud.....much better. Cheers Tommy
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#9044 OFFLINE   HairyPie

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 01:36 PM

https://uk.yahoo.com...-052746814.html


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#9045 OFFLINE   tightbreeks

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 04:09 PM

Plate spinning on telly, flashers, r*aders w*ves, all gone.
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#9046 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 17 January 2019 - 05:07 PM

Phone me an ambulance.., and make it snappy!

 

https://www.bbc.co.u...d-asia-46901245


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 05:16 PM

Phone me an ambulance.., and make it snappy!

https://www.bbc.co.u...d-asia-46901245


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Posted 18 January 2019 - 05:44 AM

Prince Phillip uninjured in the Meghan Markle death crash rehearsal.


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#9049 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 05:55 AM

Prince Phillip uninjured in the Meghan Markle death crash rehearsal.



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Posted 18 January 2019 - 05:59 AM

39 crashes, 5 of them fatal on that stretch of road over the last 6 years.

Skeletor crashes and suddenly Norfolk County Council are going to do something about it.
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 09:05 AM

 

It’s the kind of price tag usually associated with discount stores such as Poundland, but an entire Scottish shopping centre is to go under the hammer with a reserve price of just £1.

 
The Postings mall in Kirkcaldy, in which 14 of the 21 shops currently lie empty, is being auctioned by its City pension fund owner next month, according to the auctioneer’s website.
 
That a shopping centre could change hands for less than the cost of a short stay in its rooftop car park underlines the current high street crisis. While locals may worry about the growing number of empty stores in their town centre, the other side of the coin is the devastating impact on retail property values.
 
When it opened in 1981 the Postings, which cost £4.25m to build, promised to be a magnet for shoppers. Each store opening prompted local news, with 1980s TV celebrity and Generation Game presenter Isla St Clair even dropping in to cut the ribbon at the William Low store (a supermarket chain bought by Tesco in 1994) when it opened.

 

Buy a Kirkcaldy shopping centre for a quid


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#9052 OFFLINE   HairyPie

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 09:49 AM

I wouldn't buy Kirkcaldy in its entirety if offered to me for a quid.


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#9053 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 10:07 AM

I wouldn't buy Kirkcaldy in its entirety if offered to me for a quid.


A pointless lie on the internet. Are you Millertime?
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 10:16 AM

Prince Phillip uninjured in the Meghan Markle death crash rehearsal.


Wonder if they breathalysed the old goat?

The news report said something about "Sun Dazzled" (I think that's the name of a new IPA).
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 10:24 AM

A pointless lie on the internet. Are you Millertime?

 

In what way is that a lie?  I have no inkling to ever have any association with Kirkcaldy, so wouldn't buy the entire town if offered to me for a quid.  Quite simple.

 

Now fuck off.


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#9056 OFFLINE   dave_min

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 10:27 AM

In what way is that a lie? I have no inkling to ever have any association with Kirkcaldy, so wouldn't buy the entire town if offered to me for a quid. Quite simple.

Now fuck off.


Could I interest you in purchasing Methill for £2.50?
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 10:30 AM

There's a couple of great pubs in Kirkcaldy

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 10:31 AM

Could I interest you in purchasing Methill for £2.50?

 

Now you're talking.


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Posted 18 January 2019 - 11:10 AM

In what way is that a lie? I have no inkling to ever have any association with Kirkcaldy, so wouldn't buy the entire town if offered to me for a quid. Quite simple.

Now fuck off.


Good commitment to the lie. Kudos.
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 11:26 AM

Good commitment to the lie. Kudos.

 

Explain to me how I have lied.


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