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#1 OFFLINE   Reed or deed

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Posted 31 January 2016 - 05:52 PM

And just to follow on from Poodlers celebrity death thread.

I'm going for old Brucie, the great entertainer that he is. Entertained folk by speaking inane drivel and making silly faces for years he has.

3 points for a correct prediction and 1 point for a near miss.?

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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:00 PM

There used to have a celebrity death competition thread.

Brucey was always predicted, but has been very resilient
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:01 PM

Billy Connelly this year. 


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:02 PM

There used to have a celebrity death competition thread.
Brucey was always predicted, but has been very resilient


Oh right , sorry , my bad. Let this cunt sink to the bottom if no one is interested.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:03 PM

Sean Connery was in shocking shape when I saw him interviewed on telly last year.  

 

The pace these celebs are dying off suggests there's some kind of as yet unidentified Celebrity AIDS killing them off, so it's a bit of a lottery... but I wouldn't think the original and best Bond has over long before he pops his clogs. 


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:36 PM

David Attenbourgh looks as if the proverbial clean shirt will see him oot!

He's also about the same age when his siblings began to push up daisies.

Mauled to mince by a Polar Bear whilst having a shit is the way he'll buy the farm.

The way he would want it.


Btw, good calls on the previous, celebrity cadres in waiting.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:37 PM

There used to have a celebrity death competition thread.

Brucey was always predicted, but has been very resilient


Wogan was a popular pick. Prince Philip got to be soon.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:44 PM

Judging by the other thread Fliss Kendall looks a bit like a crinkly crisp packet these days.

Perhaps nae long before she joins Dickie Briers...
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:56 PM

my bad


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:57 PM

Brucies a shoo in and as my outsider I'd say the Queen.


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:59 PM

Judging by the other thread Fliss Kendall looks a bit like a crinkly crisp packet these days.
Perhaps nae long before she joins Dickie Briers...

Thon photie scared the shit oot of me.
It would take more than a tub o' oil of ulay and a couple o' wet tea bags tae sort.

Good shout to get all the fallen in one thread. I'm expecting a raft of rips when they all get their winter gas bills though the door, they celebs like to keep a hold of their money.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 06:59 PM

There used to have a celebrity death competition thread.

Brucey was always predicted, but has been very resilient

fuck knows where it went or who won


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 07:14 PM

Old Spartacus himsel, Kirkyard Douglas must be a fair shout too

I'm Spartacus......
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 07:26 PM

Kirkyard. lol
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 07:37 PM

Wogan was a popular pick. Prince Philip got to be soon.


I hope not. His all out racist one liners are excellent.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 07:47 PM

Rod Stewart hopefully
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 07:56 PM

A tenner on Rodney Bewes.

And a cheeky wee fiver each way on George Michael (that's death, coma or the virus, before 31/12/16)
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:10 PM

im going for gazza,andy cameron and ricksen.


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:11 PM

Lionel Blair. 


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:14 PM

paul ogrady

raul paul

elton john


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:17 PM

Harrison Ford


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:19 PM

Harrison Ford

carrie fischer ?


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:23 PM

The Queens husband hopefully.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:25 PM

Clint Eastwood would be a good saver for me. He's 85 and must be ripe for harvesting, he smokes like a lum, he's never got a cigar oot his mooth, likes to play with guns and there's aye a rake o folk trying tae shoot the cunt.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:29 PM

im going for gazza,andy cameron and ricksen.


Gazza must be soon.

Andy Cameron is still recovering after getting blootered by the Aberdeen fan.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:30 PM

carrie fischer ?

she'll be preserved by botox.


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:30 PM

Joan Collins and Billy Connolly 


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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:33 PM

Yon Ken Barlow out of coronation street . (William roach?)
Cunt is a roach and he will die soon of guilt.
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:35 PM

Joan Collins and Billy Connolly 


Is she Nae dead already?
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Posted 31 January 2016 - 08:45 PM

The Grim Reaper is probably too scared to take on the man with no name.

I think John Mccrirrick could be close, fat bastard and I've got a feeling that the boy who left 1 direction could descend into drugs and overdose.

Another guess would be Stephen Fry due to aids
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