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#61 ONLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:34 AM

Bit it says on the website that there will be Random spot checks!!

They will be checking if you drove down, where you're staying and if it's not your ticket you won't get in. Also banned from Pittodrie and won't get a seat in the new stadium.

 

 

Behave yourself min that's never happening in a million years.


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#62 OFFLINE   fine-n-dandy

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:34 AM

Young millennials not being small minded idiots like generations before them, hardly breaking news. In any case, banter about "ironing" is really cringe and not funny. If what he said was funny, might not have said anything. What he said was painfully unfunny and virgin like.

Waaaaaaah Waaaaaah sexist humour on a football forum

 

 

FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:34 AM

She's a nice woman. Also does her best at her job, went to school with her daughter who is also a nice girl. Stop being a fucking prick. Does it make you feel big to belittle a woman with a good job? Is your cock really that small? Get fucking laid, mate. Would be good for you.

 

 

Fuck off you wet lettuce.


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#64 OFFLINE   ConsiCanBoogie1903

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:36 AM

 
 
Fuck off you wet lettuce.


I'm a wet lettuce but you're rushing to the defence of someone making jokes about women ironing etc

The world is upside down
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#65 OFFLINE   fine-n-dandy

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:37 AM

The old ones are the best ;)


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:37 AM

I'm a wet lettuce but you're rushing to the defence of someone making jokes about women ironing etc
The world is upside down


I don't think you know what wet lettuce means.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:38 AM

I'm a wet lettuce but you're rushing to the defence of someone making jokes about women ironing etc

The world is upside down

I'm creasing myself laughing at your poor wee feelings on this


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:38 AM

Waaaaaaah Waaaaaah sexist humour on a football forum
 
 
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Humour is a generous word to use. I'm a firm believer that people can make jokes about anything as long as it's funny. Crap patter like that is solely made to belittle people though, like seriously, it's just nae even close to being funny. The sort of joke you'd expect a 12 year old to make. In fact, it's the exact sort of jokes I was making when I was fucking 12.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:39 AM

Humour is a generous word to use. I'm a firm believer that people can make jokes about anything as long as it's funny. Crap patter like that is solely made to belittle people though, like seriously, it's just nae even close to being funny. The sort of joke you'd expect a 12 year old to make. In fact, it's the exact sort of jokes I was making when I was fucking 12.

 

 

Poofter ^^^


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#70 OFFLINE   ConsiCanBoogie1903

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:41 AM

I'm creasing myself laughing at your poor wee feelings on this


My feeling aren't hurt. Just thought I'd put my piece in about a nice woman being slaughtered by some retard on a football forum. You getting all giddy cause someone made an ironing joke about women is genuinely embarrassing. Control yourself.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:42 AM

Humour is a generous word to use. I'm a firm believer that people can make jokes about anything as long as it's funny. Crap patter like that is solely made to belittle people though, like seriously, it's just nae even close to being funny. The sort of joke you'd expect a 12 year old to make. In fact, it's the exact sort of jokes I was making when I was fucking 12.


You're the type that's making the match day experience fucking shit.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:42 AM

Humour is a generous word to use. I'm a firm believer that people can make jokes about anything as long as it's funny. Crap patter like that is solely made to belittle people though, like seriously, it's just nae even close to being funny. The sort of joke you'd expect a 12 year old to make. In fact, it's the exact sort of jokes I was making when I was fucking 12.


Double.

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:43 AM

I don't think you know what wet lettuce means.


I do know what wet lettuce means. If you find jokes like that funny, your personality or humour is equivalent to that of a wet lettuce. You've neither.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:44 AM

I'm a wet lettuce but you're rushing to the defence of someone making jokes about women ironing etc

The world is upside down

 

The bird you're trying to pump doesn't read AFC-Chat min. 


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#75 OFFLINE   ConsiCanBoogie1903

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:45 AM

You're the type that's making the match day experience fucking shit.


Aye, too true, Mr.Pipes. Considering you've never met me, and are unlikely to ever meet me, I don't think you're qualified to say that.

I'm a fuckin bleezing riot at the football. Sticking up for a woman I know doesn't make me boring. Only thing I'll call someone out for at the football is when people are racist. That's about it.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:45 AM

Humour is a generous word to use. I'm a firm believer that people can make jokes about anything as long as it's funny. Crap patter like that is solely made to belittle people though, like seriously, it's just nae even close to being funny. The sort of joke you'd expect a 12 year old to make. In fact, it's the exact sort of jokes I was making when I was fucking 12.

You can believe what you like but you don't make the rules on what's funny.

Sometimes the worst & most boringly unfunny jokes are the funniest (for that reason alone) 

 

I am sorry you feel so strongly about defending womens rights to iron clothes without being mocked


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:46 AM

 
The bird you're trying to pump doesn't read AFC-Chat min. 


Haha. My girlfriend doesn't read this no. She's far smarter than I am.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:47 AM

You can believe what you like but you don't make the rules on what's funny.
Sometimes the worst & most boringly unfunny jokes are the funniest (for that reason alone) 
 
I am sorry you feel so strongly about defending womens rights to iron clothes without being mocked


Nah. You've missed my point.

But you're stupid, so it's to be expected.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:48 AM

I am shite at ironing shirts. Women do it so much better than me & for that I respect them 


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:50 AM

I am shite at ironing shirts. Women do it so much better than me & for that I respect them 


Hahaha.

Can't lie, can't iron a shirt for shit. I'm decent at t shirts though.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:50 AM

Nah. You've missed my point.

But you're stupid, so it's to be expected.

 

 

You are just such a gallant knight.

 

BURN THE BRAS


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:52 AM

Knew I'd fuck that up

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#83 OFFLINE   ConsiCanBoogie1903

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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:58 AM

 
 
You are just such a gallant knight.
 
BURN THE BRAS


Na. Just not a total knobhead.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 09:58 AM

Consi is the type that would write a complaint to the papers about a Franky Boyle Joke.

Also this is a fucking match thread- back on topic...

Fuck Burnley - bunch of guffys..all probably unemployed poofters.

Also DNA fans killed my baby. How do they get a ticket ahead of me?
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 10:00 AM

C'mon min ConsieBoogster, you can't honestly say you don't get a slight sensation of fear when you're on a plane and when the Captain speaks it's a wifie?


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Posted 04 July 2018 - 10:01 AM

I'm a wet lettuce but you're rushing to the defence of someone making jokes about women ironing etc

The world is upside down


Fe = Iron. Male = Man. Female = Iron Man? Don't see a problem :)
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 10:13 AM

Consi is the type that would write a complaint to the papers about a Franky Boyle Joke.

Also this is a fucking match thread- back on topic...

Fuck Burnley - bunch of guffys..all probably unemployed poofters.

Also DNA fans killed my baby. How do they get a ticket ahead of me?


Again no. Got me all wrong. Frankie Boyle is an excellent comedian as he says the things that no one else will. Some of it is brutal but his style is useful to highlight the ridiculousness of the world around him.

Try again.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 10:15 AM

Fe = Iron. Male = Man. Female = Iron Man? Don't see a problem :)


If you're a middle aged man posting shit like that on the internet I'm seriously worried for you.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 10:29 AM

Definitely bent.
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Posted 04 July 2018 - 10:31 AM

Aye, too true, Mr.Pipes. Considering you've never met me, and are unlikely to ever meet me, I don't think you're qualified to say that.
I'm a fuckin bleezing riot at the football. Sticking up for a woman I know doesn't make me boring. Only thing I'll call someone out for at the football is when people are racist. That's about it.

Amen to that brother.

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