Pet Hates

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I’m on school whatsapp chat which I have never once contributed to but it is handy for knowing shit, albeit it is mostly did anyone pick up  someone’s jacket by mistake.

It is only a matter of time before I post some racism or homophobia meant for on here in jest and fire it on there by mistake. Already predicting the chap on the door.

Yeah I can how easily you would accidentally open what's app and reply to a group chat, instead of opening your internet browser, opening afc chat, selecting a topic and posting in that. What are you like!!!! 
 

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[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Yeah I can how easily you would accidentally open what's app and reply to a group chat, instead of opening your internet browser, opening afc chat, selecting a topic and posting in that. What are you like!!!! 
 

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Yeah you'd have to be retarded to cause that kind of chaos by mistake....

[Fridge]

Nae if you saw my life, I get about a million messages from work a day and and always on the move so I just reply quickly. I will fuck up at some point.

[King Street Loon]

54 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Nae if you saw my life, I get about a million messages from work a day and and always on the move so I just reply quickly. I will fuck up at some point.

What pish you speak min.

[BrianFaePerth]

When eh went to school my parents heard from the school at report card time and maybe on occasion when there were problems with playing British Bulldog or the time eh kicked my brother in the baws over buying the last pack of monster munch from the tuck shop. Standard stuff.

Now we have an app giving 5-10 messages a day about all manner of shite from the school. In amongst shit about indigenous week and the like there is vital stuff that goes unnoticed and results in phone calls or angry emails about coz we’ve not paid for something that was due months ago.  

[DD1903]

6 hours ago, Fridge said:

Nae if you saw my life, I get about a million messages from work a day and and always on the move so I just reply quickly. I will fuck up at some point.

I still don't see how you would end up posting something in what's app that was meant for afc chat. Lolz

[maryhilldon]

 Fridgeo is David Brent.  Even cringier actually,  verging on Gareth. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Bluto is big Keith

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

When eh went to school my parents heard from the school at report card time and maybe on occasion when there were problems with playing British Bulldog or the time eh kicked my brother in the baws over buying the last pack of monster munch from the tuck shop. Standard stuff.

Now we have an app giving 5-10 messages a day about all manner of shite from the school. In amongst shit about indigenous week and the like there is vital stuff that goes unnoticed and results in phone calls or angry emails about coz we’ve not paid for something that was due months ago.  

Usually on the mooch for money. Especially at this time of year. Raffle tickets, book sale, a pound so they can wear a Christmas jumper, fucking grubbing cunts. 

[Henry]

I once advised a work group chat I was having tomato soup and a mug of tea for lunch, and sent my solicitor a picture of a turkey dinner for one.

[maryhilldon]

My gran still can't look me in the eye since I texted her about the massive cocked mongo lad at the swimming baths. 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

My gran still can't look me in the eye since I texted her about the massive cocked mongo lad at the swimming baths. 

She's too busy googling pics of black cock.

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

She's too busy googling pics of black cock.

She's dead actually. 

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I thought all of that yesterday 

but couldn’t be arsed posting 

thanks for taking the time 

Happy to help. 

[King Street Loon]

21 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

She's dead actually. 

The shock of the black schlong kill her?

[Don Fonte]

Schlonged to death by Harvey Price.

[King Street Loon]

Calvin Zolaesque 

[Henry]

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[Henry]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

She's dead actually. 

[Quagmire]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

 Fridgeo is David Brent.  Even cringier actually,  verging on Gareth. 

A mad mix of David Brent, Jay from Inbetweeners and Danny Dyer is old Fridgo. 

[Bluto10]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Bluto is big Keith

and you look like malcolm 

[BrianFaePerth]

Had to google that. He’s got the personality of the Boof without the mop heid

[manboobs109]

The fucking elf on the fucking shelf. Where did this fucking nonsense come from? 

[Don Fonte]

23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The fucking elf on the fucking shelf. Where did this fucking nonsense come from? 

For attention seeking single mums. Kids couldn't give a shit.

[Don Fonte]

^^case in point.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? I agree. What a boot

Make your child believe this magical elf gets into all these scrapes then leave a chicken's carcass in his place one day and photo it all for facebook. Total needy slut (my captive market btw)

She needs to reevaluate her life.

[maryhilldon]

Wee Oscar is a future serial killer. 

[manboobs109]

The length of the questions on Mastermind. The cunt chunters 9n for fucking ages. 

[Fridge]

Have said before but I always wonder the criteria for mastermind is.

Specialist subject AFC chat then nail them will general knowledge.

You’re always fucked if you go for the history of India Or something  as there is no way you can know everything about it.

[manboobs109]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What would be your specialised subject , Moobz?

Wanking