Afc Chat Awards 2018

[The Boofon]

In life, Dad, some folk are going to think you're a prick. Why worry about it and give these folk who don't like you so much of your time?

 

Move on, focus on those who matter to you and who you matter to. This "oh, why don't you like me. I want you to like me", is 14 year old schoolgirl shit. If regressing to that level is "striving" in your mind, then fair fucks to you, i vehemently disagree with you though.

His favourite.

[The Boofon]

There he is haha - so aye, how come I'm an old prick (specifically just up yonder)?

Your interference in the awards.

[manboobs109]

Dad's a great old cunt. Poster of the year imo.

[The Boofon]

Aye fair enough son. Still - the value of my meddling cannot be argued; integrity and trust to the fore.

No terrific cunts robbed of victory this year.

Apart from the poor cunts in the Alt awards.

[Poodler]

Apart from the poor cunts in the Alt awards.

I was a shoe in for the envious award too.

[manboobs109]

Getting upset about awards? Lol

[The Boofon]

At the very least any offensive posts could be removed and the awards reinstated. Seems harsh to wreck the whole thing.

[Poodler]

I've no idea what you're on about dad but I know you've said it with good intentions.

[Poodler]

Yeah that's the very one papa.

 

For a fine back catalogue of weemin

 

Shame. Will never be formally acknowledged

[Guest milne_afc]

Yeah that's the very one papa.

 

For a fine back catalogue of weemin

 

Shame. Will never be formally acknowledged

Just name the wives you've pumped and be done with it.

[DelMonte]

Can you change votes? Need a big review of mine.

[Arabian Knight]

whaurs the award fir biggest serpent,

that shid be wan eh the main wans

[DelMonte]

Fire away Del son - no bother.

Will review my decisions in due course. Looking back they arent as bad as I thought.

[Chewie37]

No need for that matey. Xx

  

 

Love you really Hanz

 

I’m not even going to mention irony

@Irony for newcomer?

[Chewie37]

Sorry Chewie but the shit you come out with is genuinely turgid

Who honestly gives a fuck what you think? Asking for a friend

[alscotoz]

Sorry Chewie but the shit you come out with is genuinely turgid

 

turgid

/ˈtəːdʒɪd/

adjective

 

1. 1.

   swollen and distended or congested.

   "a turgid and fast-moving river"

   synonyms: swollen, congested; More

    

    
2. 2.

   (of language or style) tediously pompous or bombastic.

   "some turgid verses on the death of Prince Albert"

   synonyms:

   bombastic, pompous, overblown, overripe, inflated, high-flown, affected, pretentious, grandiose, florid, flowery, ornate, magniloquent, grandiloquent, rhetorical, oratorical, orotund; 

    

    

    

   1 or 2? Wouldn't have thought either fitted Chewie. Cunt maybe...but a decent cunt.

[The Boofon]

Disgusting Hanz.

[The Boofon]

Just delete a vote and all is forgiven.

[Tommy]

Yeah I know . I’m a bit aghast at the reaction though . My post is obviously in jest. What is the bit they don’t like ?

I’ll hazard a guess at your glue pot award.

I might be wrong though.

[manboobs109]

Don't go against the clique Hanz

[Redforever86]

I’d like to use all ten of my votes to vote for Sooper-hanz as best poster ten times.

[ebbe]

If Gurney doesn’t win the biggest faggot/woman/poof/scumbag award for for payslip gate the internet should stop.

[RAZOR]

Last day of voting for anyone swithering.

 

Cheers to everyone who has voted thus far.

[Dom Sullivan]

Well done on all your efforts so far Razo

Sooky-Hanz

[Reed or deed]

Welcome to the 2018 awards. Can't believe it's that time of the year again. With the unprecedented success of the last few years, I'm hoping this one will follow suit. If anything, it's a good read to pass the lunch hour.

Categories this year are:

Best Poster - Bluto

Most Negative Poster - MT

Best Thread - What you drinking today

Best Newcomer - Findlay

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - poodler

The Snowflake Award - MT

The Best Feud Award - Captain Caveman v Manboobs

The biggest Meltdown Award - Tup

Biggest Gluepot Award - MT

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Razor

Happy Voting

[Redforever86]

Can't do that you wee prick - now take hanzeses flaccid penis out of your mouth, and put your fucking thinking cap on.

 

Arsehole.

 

Cheers son.

Says fucking who?

[Tommy]

Me - how?

Sorry Dad.

 

 

Who’s the smart arsed mod?

[Redforever86]

Me - how?

You’re irrelevant.

[Tommy]

What happened here Thomas?

I posted this in response to your ‘Me how’ comment and it was deleted.

Maybe pussy pics are banned.

 

[Old manny]

I posted this in response to your ‘Me how’ comment and it was deleted.

Maybe pussy pics are banned.

 

We'll soon find oot