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I'm sure Boof has a story...

Haha. A few.

 

In a lift bollock naked in Olomouc probably the best although waking up in a bird I don’t know’s bed while wearing the mother of the brides hat after “allegedly” trying to shit under a pool table and spewing into a bucket while Frankie from the Saturdays walked past probably shades it in the pre “where the fuck am I?” stakes.

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I used to live on Nelson Street, but at the end of a night quite on a few occasions, ended up sitting down on one of the benches on mounthooly, putting on some music and watching the world (or what world you have around 4-6am) go by. Often ended up falling asleep there.

 

At same flat, I once realised I'd left my keys in a jacket at work before a night out, and only realised on arriving at my flat. Lay down on the pavement and lay there for a few hours before waking up and realising the communal front door wasn't shut. So either I hadn't tried it, or some considerate soul had left it open while stepping over me. Bursting for a shite by then and a dead phone, walked round trying to find anywhere open with a toilet, ended up at the train station around 7.30am, did my business, ate the worst bacon roll ever from the cafe there, and then went and sat outside my office for a few hours on the off chance anyone popped in.

 

Generally used to struggle to get to sleep rather than the opposite side of things. I remember a bad hangover on the 6 November 2010. Had sky sports news on in the living room and saw the printer come through Hartley sent off and 1-0. Next thing I woke up to was a 9-0 final score, and was certain that I was still asleep and dreaming...

Ok I'll be honest never read any much of the other stories. However I believe if you closely consider (or nerd Google) the geographical journey of this man you'd see this in its logical but devoid of moderation glory.

 

I commend you chat.

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Haha. A few.

 

In a lift bollock naked in Olomouc probably the best although waking up in a bird I don’t know’s bed while wearing the mother of the brides hat after “allegedly” trying to shit under a pool table and spewing into a bucket while Frankie from the Saturdays walked past probably shades it in the pre “where the fuck am I?” stakes.

 

Fuck off Allegedly you curled one down.

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Woke up in the bus depot in the early hours of this morning. Think I might have exchanged words with the driver getting on for some reason, he’s got to the end of the route where I would have gotten off. I’m fast asleep and he’s obviously gave me a big fuck you and drove back to the depot and left me there. Ended up having to walk home from Livi, not a taxi to be seen.

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Once passed out in the cafeteria area on a cross channel ferry due to sea sickness . The sea was angry that day, and trying to walk it off only led to me compounding the up and down sensation that was fucking with my centre. 

 

I'd been resting my head on a table at the time, and when I awoke I discovered you can spew while unconscious. There was no-one sitting within 20 feet of me though, so it was good alone time. Had partially digested chicken pie in my hair and on my face just to complete my day. 

 

Cleaned myself up and entered France like a champ, though.  

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