Fridge Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 Gutted the boy has not updated the thread with either his charity run time or that he pumped the bird. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Gutted the boy has not updated the thread with either his charity run time or that he pumped the bird.charity run is the obvious distraction for when he needs to leg it. good forward planning tbh 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Fuck me, swift pint are you out in the west end of town Poodler? Some bird smashed with what looked like a work colleague. no idea what was going on but she burst into tears and said I hate all men. Boy moves in for the kill with can I get your phone, not for your number but so I can phone your husband to tell him what a dick he is. She declines, fucks off and some mental husband boy turns up looking for her. Lucky escape! 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 You're fair attracting relationship misery just now fridge. Your wife must be a bag of nerves when you get in!! FWIW, it ain't my mess. I haven't shagged a wife in a long time. Not my game. It might be my mess if one of them drops down tonight though. Love the opportunist Good Samaritan. Loser 1 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 You're fair attracting relationship misery just now fridge. Your wife must be a bag of nerves when you get in!! FWIW, it ain't my mess. I haven't shagged a wife in a long time. Not my game. It might be my mess if one of them drops down tonight though. Love the opportunist Good Samaritan. LoserEasy pickings working in a hospital no? Every nurse I’ve met is a complete slaaag. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Yeah I've heard that too 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Easy pickings working in a hospital no? Every nurse I’ve met is a complete slaaag.it’s like carry on nurse at ARI. I used to turn up reekin of booze on two hours sleep after nights out at Amadeus 4 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 you nae go to nightclubs when you were 17 min? loser MEGAlol 3 Link to comment
Henry Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 it’s like carry on nurse at ARI. I used to turn up reekin of booze on two hours sleep after nights out at AmadeusNight shift were you? 8 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 the crew had pulverised his anus and he had a prolapsed rectum. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Amadeus was fucking ace. End of. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 How many male nurses post on here? Asking for a gay friend. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 Is your friend Poodler? Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 How many male nurses post on here? Asking for a gay friend.Lol @ you having a friend Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 It's Grindr you're looking for, Betty Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 It's Grindr you're looking for, Betty ITK Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 Not Tinder but someone is having a fucking mare in a bar on Great Western Road, feel for you if it’s anyone here, but it’s amusing me. She is totally smashed, swearing like fuck and calling the guy a prick. I reckon he might get the ride of his life later or she’ll have a black eye. Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 Boy in the restaurant on a Tinder, so where about in Poland are you from? She comes out with some village and he say’s he knows it and has been looking to go there. Complete and utter fucking fiction. Tried to give him a knowing glance. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 How close do you have to be to these folk to listen to their private conversations? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 How close do you have to be to these folk to listen to their private conversations?Repeatedly too Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Boy in the restaurant on a Tinder, so where about in Poland are you from? She comes out with some village and he say’s he knows it and has been looking to go there. Complete and utter fucking fiction. Tried to give him a knowing glance. You oot fridge? Want a carry on? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 he'll be busy @sooper-hanz Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 I’m nae Dad running about in 1988 trainers Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 "Natural sex appeal" = bag of sweets Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 And that's why you're on tinder fridge son - lacking the natural sex appeal I possess haha Time to embrace looking good you wee prickTake it you’re on Kinder not Tinder you creepy fucking nonce. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Life before tinder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 14, 2019 Author Share Posted May 14, 2019 Fuck sake, got asked out on a blind date. The goods on show are fucking horrific. Estimated 45. At best 3/10. Chances of me not nailing her are fucking minimal. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Was she wearing a white chiffon scarf? Link to comment
redstrummer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Life before tinder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE fuckin ell , the boy with the rose Link to comment
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