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No idea if they tried. She got a fake number.

I'm clean as a whistle now min. Still wouldn't tell her if I did have it.

@Bluto10apart from you eat again at 9pm sumo.

I once nailed a bird with no rubber jonathan even though I knew I had chlamydia. Might have ended up rendering her infertile. No regrets whatsoever at the time. I'm a changed man now.

Your boiler will need to burn more energy because of the amount of hot water you used. And you will need to purchase washing up liquid more regularly. Both increasing your carbon footprint. Both negating any benefit from recycling the cunt. You should be ashamed of yourself.

He's the right fucking height for Columbo anyway.

I am far superior to you in every way and would teach you a lesson on a 5s pitch min.

I didn't know you cycled and played golf fatso.

That's why you're a fatty boom boom. Fatty boom boom number 2.

2 x poached eggs. 1 x slice of wholemeal toast. Coffee (black) Sparkling water (330ml).

Fucking pervert.

A true love story.

'I was doing well with a girl'. Until I ran out of money. A horrible coincidence that is.

A good vigorous shagging. Followed by you telling her husband and destroying her marriage and life. Hopefully she gets deported.

I reckon the Romanian wife would be ripe for a torrid affair behind his back. You should explore this opportunity with her.