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Tup,

 

I suspect the alcohol and tobacco will get me long before aspartame does! :sherlock:

 

You live long and heathily and look to the future, you'll enjoy having dribble wiped off your chin and your arse wiped by a 16 year old care worker, I'll do things my way. :laughing:

 

its better to burn out than fade away. :cool:

 

dinna worry about tup.

if its not the fever or the pox that gets him, it'll be arthritis and rsi from all his forum posts.

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2 x granary rolls, wholegrain mustard, gammon ham and spinach leaves

1 x cream of potato and leek soup (I think)

Some raw carrot battons

A 500ml bottle of full fat Coca-Cola

 

Nothing wrong with Dr Pepper.

 

Unless you say that you enjoy Dr Pepper in your mouth and Dr Pepper's liquid down your throat. That said, Dr Pepper could be a woman.

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1 X 6 inch Chicken Tikka Sub (heartly italian bread, cheese and toasted, with lettuce, cucumber, red onion, green peppers, haud the sauce)

 

1 X 500 ml bottle of Sprite

 

1 X double chocolate chip and 1 X rainbow cookie

 

1 X packet of Quavers

 

1 X piece of of Wrigleys spearmint chewing gum

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Foster you should dispense with the spinach and carrot batons and all that shite and just stick to ham rolls, tattie soup and coke if you want to become a proper man like me.

 

Get some iron from the spinach, and greater ability to see at night from the carrots. All part of the plan...

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1 X 6 inch Chicken Tikka Sub (heartly italian bread, cheese and toasted, with lettuce, cucumber, red onion, green peppers hold the sauce)

 

1 X 500 ml bottle of Sprite

 

1 X Double chocolate chip and 1 X rainbow cookie

 

Packet of Quavers

 

1 X piece of of Wrigleys spearmint chewing gum

 

FFS!

thats worse english than tup.

 

chewing gum is for neds BTW.

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i dinna mind FFs.

 

trust me though, chuddy is the preserve of minks.

 

Crying it chuddy is the preserve of minks min.

 

I find either a piece of chewing gum or a nice strong after meal mint aids my digestion. Also, nothing worse than tasting the remnants of your lunch in your moo ay afternoon...

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Crying it chuddy is the preserve of minks min.

 

I find either a piece of chewing gum or a nice strong after meal mint aids my digestion. Also, nothing worse than tasting the remnants of your lunch in your moo ay afternoon...

 

:hysterical:

 

a couple of pints will do that fella.

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I concur with the chap who say Maccy d's should serve breakfast later, especially at weekends!

 

Who the feck gets up before 10 o clock on a Saturday and Sunday!

 

BTW Does anyone have any opinions on the musculanity of drinking Moray cup and Sangs Pineapple, both are really fine and I like the darkies on the MC Label.

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I concur with the chap who say Maccy d's should serve breakfast later, especially at weekends!

 

Who the feck gets up before 10 o clock on a Saturday and Sunday!

 

BTW Does anyone have any opinions on the musculanity of drinking Moray cup and Sangs Pineapple, both are really fine and I like the darkies on the MC Label.

Phew, thought you were going to say niggers there.

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