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#31 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:15 PM

Quite right chum! That's basically it...


Can't beat a hotel bed wank though.
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Posted 22 June 2015 - 09:20 PM

Doing Suduko with Alex Salmond.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 05:55 AM

Doing Sone Aluko with Alex Salmond.

 

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 06:54 AM

Lying in my bed after night shift,one shift to go and it's home for 4 weeks
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:25 AM

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:34 AM

Taking a shit

 

What hand do you wipe with?


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:45 AM

I use bog roll.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:48 AM

I use bog roll.

 

Joke ruiner :(


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 07:48 AM

I use bog roll.

 

Surely you have a local lackey to do this for you when you are working?


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 08:26 AM

 
Joke ruiner :(


Sorry. You could have whooshed me and made me look the fool. ;)
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 08:27 AM

 
Surely you have a local lackey to do this for you when you are working?


They don't use bog roll Brian. Come ashore min you ken that FFS.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 10:32 AM

They don't use bog roll Brian. Come ashore min you ken that FFS.

 

FFS, eh meant, some local lackey could wipe your arse with his left hand.


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:04 AM

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:06 AM

Suffering.

 

Man flu.

 

Bastard!


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:09 AM

 
Man flu.


That term bugs me immensely!
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:12 AM

That term bugs me immensely!

 

Agreed.


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:19 AM

Especially when you look at his very un-manly profile pic.


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:47 AM

Especially when you look at his very un-manly profile pic.

If you don't think you could pull off that jacket that's fine, but let's leave the jealousy at the door eh?


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:50 AM

That term bugs me immensely!

 

Nobody else got it.

 

At least I did.

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH to the rest of you.


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:51 AM

 

Nobody else got it.

 

At least I did.

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH to the rest of you.

 

Poor patter.

 

It's a ridiculous term all the same.


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 11:59 AM

It's a female term is it not?


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:02 PM

I've got shingles it hurts.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:03 PM

It's a female term is it not?

 

no.  it's a man's term for being sick, as best i can determine used to elicit more sympathy and to make it appear they're sicker than the average human (or female) with a cold or flu. 


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:04 PM

I've got shingles it hurts.

 

i'm sorry to hear that. x

 

is there any medication they can give you to reduce the pain now?

 

you've never had the vaccine? or had it, but got shingles anyway? 


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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:09 PM

People that contract such virus's are generally unfit, old or gay.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:10 PM

In bed.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:13 PM

 
i'm sorry to hear that. x is there any meds they can give you to reduce the pain now?
 
you've never had the vaccine? or had it, but got shingles anyway? 


Thinking I was tough as fuck I ignored the slight pain for the first few days. Having researched it on the net not everyone gets the extreme pain so I figured it'd "be arite".

Then fucked off to Lisbon for a wedding and either it was still fine or the alcohol was numbing the pain.

Then the last day was the worst pain of my life. Paracetamol done fuckall and I was stuck in my hotel room necking beers out the mini bar to try and kill the pain. About 2 hours sleep and cold showers constantly to numb the nerves.

Then traveling home I got fired into the wine and nurofen, helped a little.

Finally got to the doctor yesterday while still in extreme pain. Have a hardcore paracetamol and codine mix that reduces the pain but it's still nae completely gone but bare able.


It's the same virus as chicken pox which lies dormant in your body. Not had a vaccine for it, not sure if that is done over here at all. About 1/4 adults get it, normally only once in your life, two if you are even more unlucky.


So moral of the story if you ever think you are getting shingles get to a doctor ASAP. Because there is a chance you are away to feel like some cunt is stabbing burning knifes all into your back, side and stomach.

Was nearly fucking greeting haha.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:17 PM

In bed.


With who?
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:20 PM

With who?


There's plenty of room.
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Posted 23 June 2015 - 12:21 PM

Thinking I was tough as fuck I ignored the slight pain for the first few days. Having researched it on the net not everyone gets the extreme pain so I figured it'd "be arite".

Then fucked off to Lisbon for a wedding and either it was still fine or the alcohol was numbing the pain.

Then the last day was the worst pain of my life. Paracetamol done fuckall and I was stuck in my hotel room necking beers out the mini bar to try and kill the pain. About 2 hours sleep and cold showers constantly to numb the nerves.

Then traveling home I got fired into the wine and nurofen, helped a little.

Finally got to the doctor yesterday while still in extreme pain. Have a hardcore paracetamol and codine mix that reduces the pain but it's still nae completely gone but bare able.


It's the same virus as chicken pox which lies dormant in your body. Not had a vaccine for it, not sure if that is done over here at all. About 1/4 adults get it, normally only once in your life, two if you are even more unlucky.


So moral of the story if you ever think you are getting shingles get to a doctor ASAP. Because there is a chance you are away to feel like some cunt is stabbing burning knifes all into your back, side and stomach.

Was nearly fucking greeting haha.

 

just checked. you can get the vaccine there, but the NHS only makes it available to people in their 70s  ffs (and oddly specifically 70, 78 or 79?)

 

though perhaps it's like here, and you can pay for the injection directly to your doctor when they inject you? at whatever age. (in north america, they promote getting the vaccine by those in their 40s and over).

 

in any case, i hope you start feeling better soon! :wave:

 

http://www.nhs.uk/co...accination.aspx

 

A vaccine to prevent shingles, a common, painful skin disease is available on the NHS to certain people in their 70s. The shingles vaccine is given as a single injection for people aged 70, 78 or 79. Unlike the flu jab, you'll only need to have the vaccination once and you can have it at any time of the year. 

The shingles vaccine is expected to reduce your risk of getting shingles. If you are unlucky enough to go on to have the disease, your symptoms may be milder and the illness shorter.

Shingles can be very painful and uncomfortable. Some people are left with pain lasting for years after the initial rash has healed. And shingles is fatal for around 1 in 1,000 over-70s who develop it.

It's fine to have the shingles vaccine if you've already had shingles. The shingles vaccine works very well in people who have had shingles before and it will boost your immunity against further shingles attacks.


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