What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[Redforever86]

12 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Septuple cooked are the best. 

If I had a pub/restaurant I'd employ a Chips Chef. Chips can make or break a venue 

Agreed, not enough respect paid to the humble chip in the majority of places. 

[Redforever86]

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Using a fryer you've manufactured in your own workshop, using steel you've forged in your own smelter. OMG 👌

The steel isn't that important but I always use my own rapeseed oil I've crushed with my bare hands. 

[cheesepipes]

39 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Agreed, not enough respect paid to the humble chip in the majority of places. 

The restaurant at The Mains being on the podium for shit chips. Soggy, luke warm.

While I'm fucking at it......side of Garlic Bread. You expect something with maybe a crunch or a bite. No, not The Mains, fucking white sliced loaf out a packet, spread with garlic butter then warmed up. Absolute garbage. 

 

 

[Simply Red]

6 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

The restaurant at The Mains being on the podium for shit chips. Soggy, luke warm.

While I'm fucking at it......side of Garlic Bread. You expect something with maybe a crunch or a bite. No, not The Mains, fucking white sliced loaf out a packet, spread with garlic butter then warmed up. Absolute garbage. 

 

 

Only somewhere in the uk would have the neck to dish that up to a paying customer. 

[dazzy_deff]

On 10/26/2023 at 11:54 AM, cheesepipes said:

The restaurant at The Mains being on the podium for shit chips. Soggy, luke warm.

While I'm fucking at it......side of Garlic Bread. You expect something with maybe a crunch or a bite. No, not The Mains, fucking white sliced loaf out a packet, spread with garlic butter then warmed up. Absolute garbage. 

 

 

The shit food at the mains has really irked you. Get to the CC, a million times better scran. 

For what it's worth, doubtful the Mains will remain open long under the current owner. Social media full of posts about him not paying staff etc. 

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

The shit food at the mains has really irked you. Get to the CC, a million times better scran. 

For what it's worth, doubtful the Mains will remain open long under the current owner. Social media full of posts about him not paying staff etc. 

It did.

I suggested Pinehurst but Mains got selected for Nostalgic reasons.

I won't be back.....ever.

Is there some sort of Greek connection to the restaurant?

[Don Fonte]

Just had an early lunch.

2 x rashers of bacon, 2 x poached eggs, 2 x portobello mushrooms.

Followed by some pineapple.

Drinks - water (tap) and a macchiato.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Plates chipped/cracked? 

The waiter tried to take me up the rectum.

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Just had an early lunch.

2 x rashers of bacon, 2 x poached eggs, 2 x portobello mushrooms.

Followed by some pineapple.

Drinks - water (tap) and a macchiato.

4 X 🏳️‍🌈🌈 in a single post

 

 

impressive

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 10/25/2023 at 10:22 PM, Parklife said:

Chips taste so much better when you make them yourself at home. Especially if you've grown the potatoes in your own back garden.  

You are right, they do. 👍

[Hoofball]

33 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The waiter tried to take me up the rectum.

Was that in compensation for the shite food or a threat because you complained about said food

[Dad]

29 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

4 X 🏳️‍🌈🌈 in a single post

 

 

impressive

If you join together all the 4 rainbows, it makes a wee bumhole 👍

[Don Fonte]

30 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

4 X 🏳️‍🌈🌈 in a single post

 

 

impressive

Not a fan of pineapple and water champ?  No surprise you fat mess.

[dazzy_deff]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

It did.

I suggested Pinehurst but Mains got selected for Nostalgic reasons.

I won't be back.....ever.

Is there some sort of Greek connection to the restaurant?

Owners a linksfield mink so I'd suspect not.

[milne_afc]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

Owners a linksfield mink so I'd suspect not.

Is it the same fruity looking couple that appeared in the paper the other year? Can’t remember what their complaint was just knew they weren’t natives.

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Is it the same fruity looking couple that appeared in the paper the other year? Can’t remember what their complaint was just knew they weren’t natives.

No they were glaswegians. Lasted a matter of months before they were no longer welcome. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Was the mains the place where the bandit boy kicked off? (for someone playing it and skinning it after he pumped heaps of money in lol) 

Yes

[RAZOR]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Was the mains the place where the bandit boy kicked off? (for someone playing it and skinning it after he pumped heaps of money in lol) 

Also Internet famous lately for the boy pouring shit pints and that quine saying 'mah boyfriend wouldn't drink that'

[Don Fonte]

Earlier. @parko

[Red Clive 1995]

Pie from Hatton bakery

[sigh]

Pea an ham soup - made with the frozen stock of the christmas ham - deeelicious

[Studebaker-90]

Mediterranean style salad with chicken 

[minijc]

A sandwich and a Danish pastry.

[dazzy_deff]

Pasta cheese and beans.

IYKYK

[The Cockney Don]

Vegetable Pizza.