cheesepipes

I've used Uber a few times, usually in Glasgow......more often than not the fare is more than normal taxis. But I'm pished and I click it anyway. I enjoy following the dot on the map.....I'm still a novice.

I could see the satisfaction of blowing leaves into your neighbours garden when he or she is out to work.

It was a tremendous bar meal to be fair and his involvement may have contributed to that. I just hope he wears a full body net.

A man from Bridge of Don with learning difficulties and terrible skin. He prepared my food yesterday so it seems.

If you want to annoy the woofters then look no further than the Ford F250 mega raptor. Camo wrap, Dixie Rebel Flag on the roof I think this is where you want to be. It's certainly not a Ssanagyong whatever the fuck that is. The Megaraptor probably orders them for a starter at the Chinkie.

Bet that cunt was involved in the Mushy Peas fiasco. I'd say 4 portions to a tin, 15 pounds ish. Tin available for around 50p. I understand markup etc, paying to "rent" a space in their establishment waffle waffle etc etc but that took the piss. I'll be taking my own next time. Is him working in catering some sort of long winded Make a Wish type deal they've been conned into since 1989.

Don't tell me that man was near my food preparation.

I could imagine Top G Cobra Tate driving around in a modified one when it gets a bit icy. Rounding up all tha bitches.

Those calcium deficient shit jigglers should f uck off quietly for their own good.

She's prone to aggressive warts. FYI.

How is the Gonorrehoea anyway?

Anything west of Shedz, toffee nosed snobs turning into cannibal rapists the deeper into the hills you go.

I saw spuzzy Dave in the Ploughman yesterday while having lunch......well thankfully paying for lunch and not having to see him as I ate. He looks like he's endured years of Nazi science experiments. £3.80 for a side of mushy peas which was a tablespoon amount soured the afternoon slightly...... delicious all the same.

The rules on women changed around 2 decades ago. They're fair game now, fire in mannie.

They did say human life started in Africa.