Fish And Chips - Where's The Best?

[Bluto10]

[Zeus]

Is that new chipper in mannofield any good.? Used to be mr chips. Aye hoaching anyway

[Redforever86]

No worries, Ellon Virgin

 

The Ythan Moron. 

[Redforever86]

The Methlick Mongol

 

The Newburgh Knicker Tearer.

[Poodler]

The mckandie garioch grass

[Guest milne_afc]

Mckandie Crusher, more like.

[RAZOR]

The Methlick Mongol

The Tarves Twat

[Redforever86]

The Tarves Twat

 

*The Twat Fae Auchnagatt

[RAZOR]

*The Twat Fae Auchnagatt

Nice.

[Poodler]

The Tarves Twat

That's my bird

[ebbe]

The Quarryhill Quagmire.

[Don Fonte]

The Quarryhill Quagmire.

Haha

[Zeus]

The Cabrach cunt

[Poodler]

The Quarryhill Quagmire.

Haha. You ken what we're all thinking

[RAZOR]

The Cruden Gay

[Redforever86]

The New Deer Queer

[Bobby Connor]

Fucked If I’m cooking my own food after a 12 hour shift. That’s what women, takeaways and poncey cunts are for. Good night Kelt.

[Zeus]

The fraserburgh flid

[RAZOR]

Fucked If I’m cooking my own food after a 12 hour shift. That’s what women, takeaways and poncey cunts are for. Good night Kelt.

If his cooking skills are anything like his wall building skills it'll be a thrown together bag of horseshit with a 10 page monologue on how it was done.

[The Boofon]

The Bellabeg Ba' bag

 

And Hook Line & Sinker in Portsoy is the best chipper

It’s the best one in Portsoy. (It’s the only one)

[Zeus]

^tattie shedz still going strong in the summer?

[Bobby Connor]

We need a recent pic of the wall imo.

Kelts building a wall in America? Is it close to the Mexican border?

[RAZOR]

Kelts building a wall in America? Is it close to the Mexican border?

The Mexicans will be in within no time if that's the case.

[Bobby Connor]

I wouldn’t subcontract a job of that scale out to Kelt but I’m confident he would make the funniest wall of all time.

[Ke1t]

The Wall™ is in fine shape. I've started planting productive bushes along its length, and at some point may disassemble a portion in order to construct a recessed smoke house.

 

I thank you all for your support and encouragement. 

[Ke1t]

What's your best wall anecdote Kelt?

 

 

So, so many, SH, mate... 

 

Last winter a herd of 10 - 12 deer clattered their way over it... I was a bit worried that underneath the 3 feet of sna the wall would be somewhat damaged or knocked over. 

 

Of course Spring rolls around, I inspect the wall, not a fucking inch of movement on it.  Absolutely solid. 

 

I suppose it was silly of me to even imagine there would be any repair work required. 

 

Beautiful workmanship. 

[Dom Sullivan]

Kelts building a wall in America? Is it close to the Mexican border?

  

The Mexicans will be in within no time if that's the case.

  

So, so many, SH, mate... 

 

Last winter a herd of 10 - 12 deer clattered their way over it... I was a bit worried that underneath the 3 feet of sna the wall would be somewhat damaged or knocked over. 

 

Of course Spring rolls around, I inspect the wall, not a fucking inch of movement on it.  Absolutely solid. 

 

I suppose it was silly of me to even imagine there would be any repair work required. 

 

Beautiful workmanship.

 

If a few Bambis can saunter over without a shot being fired, Kelt's wall isn't going to be a problem for a car bootload of Spics.

 

Doubt if Kelt's on a winner for The Donald's Wall contract

[Ke1t]

     If a few Bambis can saunter over without a shot being fired, Kelt's wall isn't going to be a problem for a car bootload of Spics.

 

Doubt if Kelt's on a winner for The Donald's Wall contract

 

You can't just start blasting at deer, even if they're on your property. 

 

This isn't Nam... there are rules. 

 

[shut up meg]

You can't just start blasting at deer, even if they're on your property. 

 

This isn't Nam... there are rules. 

 

So deers have better rights than humans then.

[Ke1t]

So deers have better rights than humans then.

 

 

Well... no... you're not really allowed to shoot people either.