Zeus Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Is that new chipper in mannofield any good.? Used to be mr chips. Aye hoaching anyway Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 No worries, Ellon Virgin The Ythan Moron. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Methlick Mongol The Newburgh Knicker Tearer. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The mckandie garioch grass Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Mckandie Crusher, more like. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Methlick MongolThe Tarves Twat Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Tarves Twat *The Twat Fae Auchnagatt Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 *The Twat Fae AuchnagattNice. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Tarves TwatThat's my bird Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Quarryhill Quagmire.Haha Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Quarryhill Quagmire.Haha. You ken what we're all thinking Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Fucked If I’m cooking my own food after a 12 hour shift. That’s what women, takeaways and poncey cunts are for. Good night Kelt. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Fucked If I’m cooking my own food after a 12 hour shift. That’s what women, takeaways and poncey cunts are for. Good night Kelt.If his cooking skills are anything like his wall building skills it'll be a thrown together bag of horseshit with a 10 page monologue on how it was done. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 The Bellabeg Ba' bag And Hook Line & Sinker in Portsoy is the best chipperIt’s the best one in Portsoy. (It’s the only one) Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 ^tattie shedz still going strong in the summer? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 We need a recent pic of the wall imo.Kelts building a wall in America? Is it close to the Mexican border? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Kelts building a wall in America? Is it close to the Mexican border?The Mexicans will be in within no time if that's the case. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I wouldn’t subcontract a job of that scale out to Kelt but I’m confident he would make the funniest wall of all time. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 The Wall™ is in fine shape. I've started planting productive bushes along its length, and at some point may disassemble a portion in order to construct a recessed smoke house. I thank you all for your support and encouragement. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 What's your best wall anecdote Kelt? So, so many, SH, mate... Last winter a herd of 10 - 12 deer clattered their way over it... I was a bit worried that underneath the 3 feet of sna the wall would be somewhat damaged or knocked over. Of course Spring rolls around, I inspect the wall, not a fucking inch of movement on it. Absolutely solid. I suppose it was silly of me to even imagine there would be any repair work required. Beautiful workmanship. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted August 24, 2018 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 24, 2018 Kelts building a wall in America? Is it close to the Mexican border? The Mexicans will be in within no time if that's the case. So, so many, SH, mate... Last winter a herd of 10 - 12 deer clattered their way over it... I was a bit worried that underneath the 3 feet of sna the wall would be somewhat damaged or knocked over. Of course Spring rolls around, I inspect the wall, not a fucking inch of movement on it. Absolutely solid. I suppose it was silly of me to even imagine there would be any repair work required. Beautiful workmanship. If a few Bambis can saunter over without a shot being fired, Kelt's wall isn't going to be a problem for a car bootload of Spics. Doubt if Kelt's on a winner for The Donald's Wall contract Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 If a few Bambis can saunter over without a shot being fired, Kelt's wall isn't going to be a problem for a car bootload of Spics. Doubt if Kelt's on a winner for The Donald's Wall contract You can't just start blasting at deer, even if they're on your property. This isn't Nam... there are rules. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 You can't just start blasting at deer, even if they're on your property. This isn't Nam... there are rules. So deers have better rights than humans then. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 So deers have better rights than humans then. Well... no... you're not really allowed to shoot people either. Link to comment
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