Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Essentially calling you a lazy, melon headed, butt surfer. Has a point likes. No, no... I'm saying he's NOT a lazy, melon headed butt surfer. Let's be clear on this. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 No many give a fuck about fish welfare. Right up to massive cunts of things (marlin etc). Poor wee fish.The scale of the problem is huge. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 I'm with you mantits - fuck kids. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Essentially calling you a lazy, melon headed, butt surfer. Has a point likes.Just fucking say that then Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Its this kind of palaver that really dunts any chance I have of becoming a mayor or whatever.What, fucking kids? Yeah I agree. You should quit that if you want to progress in life. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 No you wee prick - the constant unjust mud slinging, that quite frankly - is the very opposite of the truth. So instead of reducing garbage levels and pet fatalities (mayor stuff), I'm fending off accusations of all sorts of made up lies. Noone wins. Especially not the community.How old is your wife pops? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Im not sure how fishing came into the topic, but ive always felt there is a fine line between fishing and standing on a river bank like an idiot. Why fish, when chippys and fish mongers exist? (note: chippy, not chipper. Aberdonians actually say chippy, it just sounds like chipper). Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Im not sure how fishing came into the topic, but ive always felt there is a fine line between fishing and standing on a river bank like an idiot. Why fish, when chippys and fish mongers exist? (note: chippy, not chipper. Aberdonians actually say chippy, it just sounds like chipper).Fuck off you weegie pope noncing cunt. 2 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Fuck off you weegie pope noncing cunt. What? Was the chipper out of chips when you arrived? You could lose some weight anyway, tubby. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 How?It was a precursor to the word 'old' in an attempt to ascertain the age of your wife. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 What? Was the chipper out of chips when you arrived? You could lose some weight anyway, tubby.Hehehe Indeed, every time your wife breaks her Catholic vows I eat a biscuit. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Benders say chippy Worst chat up line ive heard today (yet). Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Hehehe Indeed, every time your wife breaks her Catholic vows I eat a biscuit. My wife isn't a Catholic - don't use her as an excuse for your comfort eating! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 My wife isn't a Catholic - don't use her as an excuse for your comfort eating!She is a bloody greedy bitch though. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Im not sure how fishing came into the topic, but ive always felt there is a fine line between fishing and standing on a river bank like an idiot. Why fish, when chippys and fish mongers exist? (note: chippy, not chipper. Aberdonians actually say chippy, it just sounds like chipper).You never answered the question. Will you be fucking your Mrs on holiday for pleasure? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 You never answered the question. Will you be fucking your Mrs on holiday for pleasure?Not for her pleasure anyway 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 In a strange case of life imitating the hat my laddie asked me if I'd take him golfing yesterday. One of his wee pals gets taken by his Dad who is golf daft. Thank fuck he's off the fishing. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Och I'll save that til his 13th birthday party Link to comment
HairyPie Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I like kids. Well, I like my own kids. Other kids - meh. As a famous philosopher once said: "Kids are like farts min, ye dinna mind yer ain." Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I like kids. Well, I like my own kids. Other kids - meh. As a famous philosopher once said: "Kids are like farts min, ye dinna mind yer ain."Amen. Love spending time with the wee one but other kids no way. Had the daughter's mates over for a sleepover once, never ever will I do that again. Little, annoying, screeching, house destroying bastards. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Good at gassing Jews. @@PoliceDisgusting. Link to comment
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